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God :verified:
God :verified: • mastodon (AP)
Hi, I’m God!

Odd, flawed, and broad-jawed, I just want you to be awed.

Please don’t call Me a fraud.

You’re thinking of My right-wing twin brother Todd.
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God :verified:
God :verified: • mastodon (AP)
Todd sucks, man.
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Your Host 🐘
Your Host 🐘 • mastodon (AP)
Anyone named Todd always sucks.
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Todd Elsen
Todd Elsen • mastodon (AP)
hey!
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El Diablo Roboc 😈🤖
El Diablo Roboc 😈🤖 • mastodon (AP)
The word of the Lord.
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Paul Atkinson
Paul Atkinson • mastodon (AP)
Apologies for the birdsite link but is this you or Todd?

https://twitter.com/seanburkeshow/status/1608072794692096001
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Uncle Todd
Uncle Todd • mastodon (AP)
what did I do? 😂
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Todd Golden
Todd Golden • mastodon (AP)
You suck!
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God :verified:
God :verified: • mastodon (AP)
@Golden_Horde 😂 no no My twin brother not anyone named Todd
@Todd Golden
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GeddyLeeRoth
GeddyLeeRoth • mastodon (AP)
Blasphemy!
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deejay4am
deejay4am • mastodon (AP)
Todd Clorox? You KNOW that guy?!
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Ceity
Ceity • mastodon (AP)
Could Todd just be misunderstood?
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James Wells
James Wells • mastodon (AP)
I met a Todd over on the fowl site... He was a real tool
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thegirlcanthelpit
thegirlcanthelpit • mastodon (AP)
Who is Todd? They call HIM God….
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Melara Dark
Melara Dark • mastodon (AP)
Todd super sucks 😀

Hi God!!
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ᴚ uɐᗡ
ᴚ uɐᗡ • mastodon (AP)
I applaud.
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Hexorg
Hexorg • mastodon (AP)
does God have a dad bod or is that Todd?
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Northbaybanter
Northbaybanter • mastodon (AP)
You’re a poet and didn’t even know it.
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Stephanie Helms 🏳️‍⚧️
Stephanie Helms 🏳️‍⚧️ • mastodon (AP)
Stuck up poser.
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PhoenixSerenity
PhoenixSerenity • mastodon (AP)
I won't. I will only say, I don't believe in you. But you're kinda entertaining sometimes.
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Clara Listensprechen
Clara Listensprechen friendica
Lisa Loopner's boyfriend: Todd. With two Ds, and not related to Sweeny.
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Tiffany Lee Brown (she/they)
Tiffany Lee Brown (she/they) • mastodon (AP)
Problem is, though, you're kind of odd.
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Kindergarten Gaming- Youtube
Kindergarten Gaming- Youtube • mastodon (AP)
not a fan
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Kindergarten Gaming- Youtube
Kindergarten Gaming- Youtube • mastodon (AP)
I make dad jokes. This is not a hoax. You don’t need to coax your folks. Just choke on these yokes.
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Boydus
Boydus • mastodon (AP)
thank heavens you haven't given Metatron a job.
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