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What’s worse

  • Malignant narcissist politicians (58%, 8625 votes)
  • Billionaire man babies (36%, 5425 votes)
  • Explosive diarrhea (4%, 645 votes)
14695 voters. Poll end: 2 years ago

The unbeliever69 ActivityPub
wait they are synonyms effectively right?
Elias Fox mastodon (AP)
don’t make me choose
Kevc0re_ mastodon (AP)
I can’t choose. They’re all really terrible
Neither of the first 2 affect *me* directly. 😀
um ... all of the above George ... all of the above
Sandra Henriques mastodon (AP)
why can I only pick one? 😂😂😂
Tyler Stumpf mastodon (AP)
I wish I could vote for two…
they are all pretty shitty George. Can I pick all 3?
Celine Aubert mastodon (AP)
Billionaire man babies have a tendency to become malignant politicians these days—they are the chicken before the wildly incompetent egg.
Justin Beach mastodon (AP)
it’s close but billionaire man babies generally don’t have a military at their disposal
[X] all of the above
Katherine ☘️ mastodon (AP)
they're the same picture
It's easy to eliminate diarrhea. (Too subtle? Maybe.)
Marcie! 💜 mastodon (AP)
For what it's worth, I think option 1 inherently makes you part of option 2 as well, LOL.
Haybale mastodon (AP)
i'm stuck...
Billy Brooks mastodon (AP)
I needed two choices, George. lol
Arlo Cain mastodon (AP)
that was a tough call
Ellie Leonard mastodon (AP)
it’s funny how much I’m struggling with the first two and not even considering the third.
good pols can keep us safe from billionaire babies, but the reverse isn't true
Oh, geez, George, they’re all my favorites.
compared the other two, explosive diarrhea has a fun side. At least theres a brief adrenaline rush.
ctor mastodon (AP)
comparing billionaire man babies and narcissistic politicians to explosive diarrhea is an insult to explosive diarrhea.
P.O.E. mastodon (AP)
God that’s a tough one George.
Lars Johannes mastodon (AP)
Secret answer: a&b.
I only voted Billionaire Man Babies because it's impossible to choose two. We can safely rule out explosive diarrhea because at least you feel better afterwards.
Dave Woodrum mastodon (AP)
You know that you really, really made that tough between those first two choices. I chose the top one because once you take away the power of the second they are easier to manage. The "politician" part means they still have power over others, which makes them the worst. Explosive diarrhea is just a reminder that Taco Bell is not the value that you think it is.
We can take a pill for explosive diarrhea.
J. Baumanis mastodon (AP)
WHY ARE YOU MAKING US CHOOSE???
Michael Critz mastodon (AP)
It’s really not fair to post a poll where Donald Trump qualifies in every category.

Well, OK, he’s not a real billionaire. But he plays one on TV.
John Jay mastodon (AP)
it’s too hard to pick between the first two.
Claudia mastodon (AP)
wow. Tough call.
Les Bell :verified: mastodon (AP)
The billionaire man babies fund and enable the malignant narcissist politicians. Fix the root problem, and kill two birds with one stone, I say.
Keauhou mastodon (AP)
I wanted to vote for both Billionaire man babies and Malignant narcissist politicians. This was a very hard choice.
ANMarc mastodon (AP)
I can't choose.
the first two options are the same people tho
ScottMann mastodon (AP)
Let's just say, George? Explosive diarrhea? Would be the easiest mess, to clean up. The other two? Can make country, or planet, sized? Messes!
at least with explosive diarrhea you can potentially drop a few pounds.
Phil McKraken mastodon (AP)
I can't decide!
ShreadTheRad mastodon (AP)
ummmmm i cant choose, sorry. Welcome to Mastodon! I just joined and you're my first follow. Live long and have fun!
Two of them I can ignore.
WordGirl mastodon (AP)
the first and second option often overlap. #SpaceKaren
CallMeShoiley mastodon (AP)
not sure, but the three choices altogether would be the Armageddon trifecta
Tiki :blobsus: mastodon (AP)
why is there no all of the above?! 🤣🤣🤣
Mavericksimon mastodon (AP)
With billionaire man babies a close second.
hard to choose

the diarrea one day goes away
the other 2 takes more time
Craig Weiler mastodon (AP)
The billionaires do more damage over time because you can’t unelect them.
Patricklee mastodon (AP)
the diarrhea can be cured with treatment.
James High mastodon (AP)
Hmmm...multiple choice? 🤔
That was a tough choice between 1️⃣ and 2️⃣, but I went with 1️⃣, because ultimately, they are what encouraged 2️⃣. 🤷‍♂️
The real answer, however, is 4️⃣: the voters and sycophants who support them. They are only the symptoms. The voters and sycophants are the illness.
you forgot all of the above! 😂😂😂
what about billionaire man babies-turned malignant politicians shooting explosive verbal diarrhea?
Lalo Martins mastodon (AP)
Malignant narcissist politicians are pretty terrible but they would do much less damage without billionaire man babies to fund them
Synthotic mastodon (AP)
Billionaires shouldn't exist.
Mystech :verified: mastodon (AP)
I mean, depending on who we are talking about, this could be all the same person. 😉
Rob ActivityPub
I would happily have explosive diarrhoea for life if it meant the first two options no longer existed
if only getting one meant you did not have to suffer the other two. PS what's the poll result equivalent of ratioed?
Anna Phylaxis mastodon (AP)
Billionaire manbabies empower malignant narcissist politicians.

Explosive diarrhea is bad, but I can at least deal with it.
Rabmaga mastodon (AP)
is there a second option?
Sofia_Freja mastodon (AP)
all of the above!
Martin :mastodon: mastodon (AP)
I'll give you why I went with "explosive diarrhea" -- the first two affect you, but not necessarily with the immediacy, messiness, and pain of an actual episode of having an awful liquid explosion from your butt.
Dale Gardner mastodon (AP)
TBH, this really calls out for multiple choice.
Mikey76 mastodon (AP)
is there any way I can have explosive diarrhea on the billionaire man babies who are malignant narcissist politicians?
It's still true for politicians only.
Darren Butler mastodon (AP)
Certainly not the last one sadly. At least IT only destroys yourself and your bathroom. Usually the rest of the country is safe.
Scott E.NJ mastodon (AP)
that's a tough one....
That's really hard to answer. The first two options are equally horrible.
Laurie Brunner mastodon (AP)
Too hard to choose.
Dani (She/They) mastodon (AP)
the diarrhea goes away eventually. The other two tend to stick around.
Loïs Archer McKeown mastodon (AP)
— too tough to call!
LB mastodon (AP)
I am glad I found you on here. 😊
Stege 🐃 mastodon (AP)
Malignant narcissist billionaire man baby politicians with explosive diarrhea!
Mr. George, we didn't see evolutionary psychology on this list so we didn't vote.
There is no difference between these choices.
Draken BlackKnight mastodon (AP)
Billionaire man babies. The malignant narcissist politicians can always be voted out.
Jen Lou mastodon (AP)
the diarrhea goes away eventually.
Flip a coin. Heads it's those politicians; tails it's the man-babies; and if it should somehow land on edge, it's explosive diarrhoea.

They do have one thing in common, though: 💩.
Rhonda Gariepy mastodon (AP)
The first although it truly is a toss up with the second. Diarrhea is controllable. Like we say in the ER like bleeding… it eventually stops…one way or another.
Noelle mastodon (AP)
Difficult choice. Billionaire man babies with power over a platform exhibits same malignant narcissism as seen in a particular malignant narcissistic politician. But the politician has the ability to cause more damage. No guardrails
Paul D mastodon (AP)
malignant narcissist billionaire man baby politicians with explosive diarrhoea
Cloudia mastodon (AP)
can I vote multiple options here!? Lol
K7 mastodon (AP)
All of the above.
The Voltist mastodon (AP)
diarrhea eventually goes away.
Wendy C mastodon (AP)
All of the above.
Lori Murphy Sings mastodon (AP)
too close to call!
nyx mastodon (AP)
At least explosive diarrhea gives you some relief at the end, we cannot say the same for the other two
Matt P mastodon (AP)
Yeah the first two are bad, but clearly 95% of people have never had the most explosivest diarrhea... It changes you man...
Lorrie Hoffman mastodon (AP)
that decision is to hard to make
Mark N mastodon (AP)
that's a hard choice. A. Really. Really. Hard. Choice.
Dennis Jernberg mastodon (AP)
I'd have said "yes" (my customary answer) until I realized that explosive diarrhea is something you can get over. There's too little difference between the first two, so I consider them the same plague.
Hoigwai mastodon (AP)
I think billionaire man babies are worse because they can easily control the politicians.
BoredomFestival mastodon (AP)
Is there really any difference between them
AGunn mastodon (AP)
it’s a tossup on evil
ReverendRef mastodon (AP)
The problem with the poll is that numbers 1&2 (no pun intended) negatively affects all of society, while number 3 only affects me. While I may not like number 3, it only lasts for a limited time; 1&2 last for generations.
Pedro mastodon (AP)
not certain which is worst. I’m pretty certain I know which makes the least mess.
greasy_pancakes mastodon (AP)
I only voted the explosive one because I can ignore the other two and pretend they don't exist.
Chris Mingus mastodon (AP)
I'm going to say "Malignant narcissist politicians", because those often ARE billionaire man babies.
Jay The Movie Guy mastodon (AP)
It can't be diarrhea, because at least that is easier to get rid of.
Servelan mastodon (AP)
D) A and B
numbakrunch mastodon (AP)
Solve that second one and the first one will purge itself over time, not unlike that third one.
Ed Foss mastodon (AP)
RE your poll.
Not much of a choice - all miserable.

Diarrhea is nothing to joke about when it happens to you.

Decades ago I had two weeks of real bad food poisoning, lost 20pounds, but I'd be willing to take one for the team if I could travel back to 2015 and warn everyone.
Problem is that no one would believe me.

Maybe you could borrow the TARDIS while your are in the UK?
You might need a letter from the King.
Servelan mastodon (AP)
Also, D) A and B
spinster mastodon (AP)

Content warning: tl;dr: Immodium

sitnuok mastodon (AP)
trick question Mr Takei, with all 3 you still wind up with an embarrassing load in your pants.
Jyrgen N mastodon (AP)
Difficult to say. Explosive diarrhea is certain a pain... huh, unfortunate metaphor here. Well, it is certainly unpleasant, but it is over after a while. These alternatives tend to hang on much longer.
Oh you wonderful person, this poll made me laugh so hard xD
TrekLongIsland mastodon (AP)
but those are all the same thing? 😉
Gregory J Santollo mastodon (AP)
I want to change mine to the politician one
SoapyFMF mastodon (AP)
Flawed poll, the first two choices overlap.
Paul Caggegi mastodon (AP)
billionaire man baby politician narcissists ARE explosive diarrhoea
Beril Maples mastodon (AP)
I voted for billionaire man babies because they fund the narcissist politicians among many other things.
What about billionaire man babies who spew verbal diarrhoea? 🤣
God :verified: mastodon (AP)
this was a really tough choice
Denis Anderson mastodon (AP)
where is the option "all of the above".
Candice O’Beirne mastodon (AP)
WHY DO WE STILL HAVE BILLIONAIRES?????
Rhys Parton mastodon (AP)
the Billionaire Man Babies.

We can vote out crappy politicians.

Billionaires stick around until we elect sensible politicians who have enough of a spine to tax them properly.
Mike Hall mastodon (AP)
why can't we just agree they're all equally bad?
Schroeder mastodon (AP)
My head just exploded from trying to choose.
Michael Brown mastodon (AP)
If politicians had the backbone to protect minority groups, billionaire man babies would ensnare themselves when they broke the law.
Kassandra mastodon (AP)
Can I have an A+B option?
Proximal mastodon (AP)
billionaire man babies is a very close second
Isweetsaid24788 mastodon (AP)
what a choice!
Darren mastodon (AP)
the good cleanse seems to have few takers.
Jon Marnock mastodon (AP)
If you give Trump laxatives, you can combine all three.
Andrew Butters mastodon (AP)
All of the above.
all of the above. 😁
Maksim_E mastodon (AP)
at least with explosive diarrhea, there's hope of things eventually getting better
Options one and two are a Venn diagram that feed off one another even where they don't overlap.
ありす mastodon (AP)
Explosive diarrhea seems to be the "best" choice here. At least that can be cleaned up in a reasonable amount of time.
ZosGrinder mastodon (AP)
Probably about the Igor proportions, but can you really have the first without the second? The grift is eternal.
Tom Peine mastodon (AP)
Oh the choices! 😂 But I’d rather deal with my own s___ than that of the first two (potentially dangerous) options.
TLHolley2 mastodon (AP)
Tough choice. Aren't they essentially the same thing?🤣
steve0580 mastodon (AP)
At least explosive diarrhea is only temporary.
AIB mastodon (AP)
I’d rather have explosive diarrhea for the rest of my life if it got rid of the other two.
SRMiracle mastodon (AP)
They're all bad, but at least with the explosive diarrhea there are a multitude of ways to get over it.
methinks they're all the same thing 😜
Eyeonworld mastodon (AP)
all of the above
Battle Masker mastodon (AP)
where's the "Both A and B" option?
securitae mastodon (AP)
well diarrhea is temporary, so its a tossup for the other two
Who me? mastodon (AP)
How do you like your shit?
Boiglenoight mastodon (AP)
I can't believe #explosiveDiarrhea has such little support. It affects everyone at some point!
Sing Me Your Blues mastodon (AP)
Explosive diarrhea will make you forget everything else.
Izzy Steakfries mastodon (AP)
I mean the first two options are the results of the third option :blobcatjustright:
Michael mastodon (AP)
@georgetakei@universeodon.coMike Lindell says this vote is rigged. Explosive diarrhea is the true majority vote.
I know which one is best: Explosive diarrhea. Can't pick between the other two.
Tasha Sturm mastodon (AP)
I say the first 2 cause the third.
pbD mastodon (AP)
yes
Royce mastodon (AP)
Malignant narcissist politicians enable the other two.
Andria mastodon (AP)
I said billionaire man babies because they can buy malignant narcissist politicians and then it’s a parfait of bullshit.
LindseySuri mastodon (AP)
There’s a lot of overlap in the Venn diagram of these three choices.
sometimes all three of these are the same person
Buddy mastodon (AP)
politicians and billionaires is a bit of chicken and the egg thing. Who owns who, who knows?
ZosGrinder mastodon (AP)
Probably about the right proportions, but can you really have the first without the second? The grift is eternal.
mirandelion mastodon (AP)
Tough choice since 1 and 2 are almost the same set.
kelleynnn mastodon (AP)
Diarrhea can be cleaned up
Chris C. mastodon (AP)
Fix A, then A fixes B. Fixing A & B fixes C.
This entry was edited (2 years ago)
Those three items are interrelated.
WhaleRidingVulcan mastodon (AP)
all the above! They are all super bad
American ActivityPub
TV stars
Libbi ✅ mastodon (AP)
Politicians…they shape our lives.
Julesy mastodon (AP)
the politicians are worse because they corrupt the environment in which everyone has to work, including billionaire man babies.
Dan Jones mastodon (AP)
Too many people who are in both the first two categories
caitp mastodon (AP)
a little from column A, a little from column B
Odd mastodon (AP)
without malignant narcissistic politicians there would be few billionaire man babies
Pran mastodon (AP)
impossible question
Janet🪷 mastodon (AP)
that was tough…. so many right answers 😂
brousselaine mastodon (AP)
all asshole problems, I see.
LSoderman mastodon (AP)
Can I pick top 2?
Michael mastodon (AP)
Mike Lindell says this vote is rigged. Explosive diarrhea is winner.
Michael Aichlmayr mastodon (AP)
If I could choose one to make the other two go away, I will suffer the explosive diarrhea.
Ben Jackson mastodon (AP)
trick question they are all explosive diarrhea
JohnZanardelli mastodon (AP)
I’m torn between two.
At least there’s relief from one.
k_8 mastodon (AP)
these choices are hard.
§ Jason mastodon (AP)
You can vote out politicians.
Masegod60 mastodon (AP)
You can clean up after explosive diarrhea. You can vote out politicians. Billionaires man babies can stick around unchecked for decades
WriterAlexJones mastodon (AP)
Where's the "All of the Above" choice? Or the "A and B" choice? 😀
Jayne mastodon (AP)
Is there really a difference?
Chris Anderson mastodon (AP)
all shit, and none belong online!
Patrick Rizzo mastodon (AP)
If this were a Venn diagram, set 3 would encompass sets 1 and 2.
The Art of Dave mastodon (AP)
Is "Yes" and allowable response?
SubtleBlade ⚔️ mastodon (AP)
all the above, at the same time...
CP93 mastodon (AP)
There's a difference?
Terrance1022 mastodon (AP)
I can't decide.
James Tee mastodon (AP)
explosive diarrhea is the least of our worries. Man babies, narcissistic politicians the worse. I know I checked rich man babies which was a mistake on my part.
Flipkid6 mastodon (AP)
wow that's a hard list to pick from
PirateRo mastodon (AP)
how to choose….how to choose…I would like to choose all, but explosive poop needs to be accompanied by you being surrounded by people important to you, while surrounded by video cameras at the moment President Biden pauses your Medal of Honor ceremony momentarily to shake hands with aliens during first contact and you’re wearing white. Even the shoes.
Meg mastodon (AP)
they’re the same thing.
leamumaxi mastodon (AP)
all the above.
Martin Zavaleta mastodon (AP)
can we choose 2 please
stillpixel mastodon (AP)
Should have been a question like "What would you like to have while on a packed train?"
JenCann mastodon (AP)
so hard to choose. No clear winner.
Mikhailrx 🚀 mastodon (AP)
I experienced 4 years of a malignant narcissistic politician , I have only had explosive diarrhea when preparing for a colonoscopy, I’d rather prepare for that colonoscopy.
Dennis mastodon (AP)
I wanted to hit Diarrhea but then I remember what gives me diarrhea it’s Republicans
had to answer… had to rank based on “blast radius” 👍
disky mastodon (AP)
How do I choose:

- 1984
- Neuromancer
- That time I ate the bad pulled pork at grandma's pool party
Had a hard time choosing between the first two options. Option number 3 at least resolves itself after a while.
El Saltybananie mastodon (AP)
At least diarrhea exists to address a problem.
Charles 🇧🇧 mastodon (AP)
All three, George. They’re all bad.
they're the same thing.
Oakman mastodon (AP)
hmmm, that's a tough one
Dik Fraser mastodon (AP)
So I’m majoritarian in this nabeq.
BCZebra mastodon (AP)
Choices.
SandraResists mastodon (AP)
Narcissistic political billionaire man babies with explosive diarrhea would have been a good choice too.
OtownKim mastodon (AP)
All of the above
Dami mastodon (AP)
There's medication for the explosive diarrhea. The others... so hard to decide!
AKA😛Aloha mastodon (AP)
The diarrhea makes you feel gooood, just once you get it out.

The other 2 have no upside.
Mavric :unverified: mastodon (AP)
D. All the above.
Kelly Rabideaux-Huq mastodon (AP)
tough one but I’ll take #3 over the other two 7 days a week and twice on Sunday.
Brian Grinter mastodon (AP)
can I have an All of the above option?
MariaKW mastodon (AP)
Cruel to make us choose between the lowest levels of hell.
Jake Mannix mastodon (AP)
we all know the *loser* of this poll (is neither of the two *losers* being subtooted [is that a thing? I think it's gotta be a thing. At least on a poll discussing "explosive diarrhea", "subtooting" is totally a thing]. You're welcome!)
Hm, it seems people do not think that the simple existence of billionaires is as bad as the constant that politicians will be narcisists. What do you think, George? Can we pull around?
Lurhstaap mastodon (AP)
I feel like there's an unfortunate degree of overlap between categories A and B.
Shazia Ahmad mastodon (AP)
can I choose all three?
TonySchiebel mastodon (AP)
at least the last one eventually goes away!!
Lee 🌏 mastodon (AP)
I chose Billionaires because I see them as the people behind the politicians, pulling the strings. (Bad) Politicians are mostly puppets.
Ford Eytou mastodon (AP)
Option 3 is somewhat curable. ⛲
Geoff Wilbourn mastodon (AP)
🤔 I got nothing
Humbird0 Fandom mastodon (AP)
The problem with Malicious politicians is that you can't safely ignore them without them potentially hurting a lot of people.

Billionaires tend to affect the world less, and diarrhea ruins the day of only one or two people.
Photoist♾️ mastodon (AP)
Sometimes the billionaire man-baby and the narcissistic politician is the same burnt-orange shaded dude.
Geoff Wilbourn mastodon (AP)
explosive diarrhea is the best of the bunch
KCMO Geek mastodon (AP)
that's a really tough one as both Malignant Narcissist Politicians and Billionaire Man Babies are both significantly worse than explosive diarrhea.
LatteBadger mastodon (AP)
need an all of the above option
Kathy Stanford mastodon (AP)
malignant narcissist politicians noodling with billionaire man babies
Billionaires control the politicians.

I actually don’t mind explosive diarrhea…if I’m at home already.
freaksed mastodon (AP)
that's a real sophies choice my dude. one of those things is clearly not at the same level as the other two, i think we both know which one, now bring on the taco bell
Helsi_13 mastodon (AP)
Missed one .. All of the above
sirgetagrip mastodon (AP)
I've had explosive diarrhea, it is truly terrible.
Greg 🖖 from Iowa mastodon (AP)
kinda scary when explosive diarrhea is the best of the three. But then, with Trump you get all three in one package
Stan Ruth mastodon (AP)
billionaire man babies that enable the other two choices are the worst.
mistershins mastodon (AP)
this was a tough one!
Muzehack mastodon (AP)
Billionaire man babies that become malignant narcissist politicians?
BergeToons mastodon (AP)
…unless all three come as a package deal
Jsquaredrev mastodon (AP)
Diarrhea goes away eventually
Tiaofive mastodon (AP)
All of the above.
Pdev mastodon (AP)
on personal level 3, otherwise 1
Karoline :bruins: mastodon (AP)
I'm not sure which is worse - the politicians or the billionaires- but i'd rather have explosive diarrhea
Dale Steele mastodon (AP)
A very tough decision due to the similarity of all three, all of the above !
adamhanski mastodon (AP)
Explosive Diarrhea is the best of the lot
RealGravitas mastodon (AP)
tough choices there George.
Marian mastodon (AP)
Explosive diarrhea doesn't last for years unlike the other two options. A billionaire man-baby has the money to influence and can possibly become a politician. A malignant narcissist politician can be elected if they have enough influence over voters, but can lose if their voter base is small compared to the rest of the country's voting population.
Dufus mastodon (AP)
All of the above
Jake Hall mastodon (AP)
when I knew there were three options, but before I read the third option, I was sure I could write one of them off. But then...
Macfarlanatic mastodon (AP)
All the above 😅
at least the diarrhea is temporary, and means you’re ridding yourself of toxins. You may even lose a little weight!
Dirk Hohndel mastodon (AP)
there is no "mostly equivalent" choice...
Capt Chunk mastodon (AP)
this is the greatest poll I could have hoped for from my most favorite Sharp spokesman and starship captain! Oh My! 😃😎
Eric J. Korpela mastodon (AP)
The first two categories overlap. Come to think of it, maybe all three categories overlap.
AJ mastodon (AP)
when you learn explosive shits are not as bad you originally thought 🤔
vstanbury mastodon (AP)
Aren't they all the same?
mikelygee mastodon (AP)
I'm more afraid of malignant narcissistic politicians than billionaires, because of the followers they attract--and the stochastic terrorism they inspire.
Goldie mastodon (AP)
I need this poll so that I'm choosing the best of the three instead of the worst. Then I can confidently say explosive diarrhea.
it's no contest...explosive diarrhea is sooooo much easier to clean up after
Samuel Snoek-Brown mastodon (AP)
It's impossible to choose between the first and second options, though both are worse than the third.
Satyrikal mastodon (AP)
there's a significant overlap between two of those three
Soolah Hoops mastodon (AP)
over all of these but especially narcissists!
Underwhelmed mastodon (AP)
This would be a much easier poll if the question was "which is the best"

The answer is diarrhea by the way.
Erik mastodon (AP)
People who support and vote for malignant narcissist politicians?
JohnW mastodon (AP)
Ugh... I can't even answer that. It should have had a 1 & 2 option. 😉
Scotch mastodon (AP)
Media outlets that lie to us.
Wayne Brown mastodon (AP)
the billionaire babies is why our politics are broken.
Also shoutout to John Roberts and Citizens United.
e2the1stpower mastodon (AP)
Billionaire man baby definitely. They pay the politicians incentivizing them to be narcissists.
Elisabeth Sherman mastodon (AP)
Could we please have an "all of the above" option? 😆
DonnaMarsh mastodon (AP)
not explosive diarrhea.
April Wine mastodon (AP)
Wait, wait, I want a do over.
Howard Fites mastodon (AP)
Can I vote for two?
Auntie4WLCD mastodon (AP)
the politicians can pass harmful laws that can ruin democracy, the rich babies just ruin companies.
Shlabadee mastodon (AP)
How can I pick just one? Alternatively, if I had to pick the "best" out of the three, I would pick explosive diarrhea. At least I can flush when I'm done.
Missing option : Malignant narcissist billionaire baby politicians.
there should have been an option for all of the above.
kirkiscool mastodon (AP)
not enough of you have experienced explosive diarrhea and it shows.
John Tousseau mastodon (AP)
needs an "all the above option."
garybc mastodon (AP)
yes. :I
Mori ActivityPub
There’s a significant overlap in a #VennDiagram of malignant narcissist politicians and billionaire man babies
Hashi_Hums mastodon (AP)
Hard, hard choices...this one took awhile to decide and I'd definitely take #3 over the others any day
Steve8282 mastodon (AP)
all the same.
LRigby mastodon (AP)
Billionaire man babies & narcissistic politicians are synonyms for explosive diarrhea.
johnmilward mastodon (AP)
I take it the food in England isn't to your liking then?
iamrebi mastodon (AP)
not gonna choose
in some sense, the politicians are worse, but it's the billionaires that made them that way.
Jenn Good mastodon (AP)
this was a tough poll because all three got my vote.
Anathema Device mastodon (AP)
the only appropriate answer here is 'yes' 🙁
bretticus mastodon (AP)
how do I vote for all three? 😂
Steven Wida mastodon (AP)
I chose 'Billionaire man babies' because it actually covers most of the 'Malignant narcissist politicians.'
David Low mastodon (AP)
all of the above
hedonismbot mastodon (AP)
Vox Populi, Vox Dei! 😛
Mr.B mastodon (AP)
they all stink and are difficult to clean up after. 🤭
deejay4am mastodon (AP)
Poll's broken, I can only vote for one of the two correct answers at a time.
Jamie R. mastodon (AP)
Can’t reply to your poll, it’s missing an “All of the above” choice! 🫤
Robert Gamble mastodon (AP)
well you can hope the first two suffer from the last one.
folks are currently objectively wrong here. 1 exists because 2 exists.

Take care of 2, and 1 mostly goes away.
lock_the_float23 mastodon (AP)
if it were, "Ranked Choice" ballots, explosive diarrhea would be an easy third on that list. It seems to me, if we got rid of malignant narcissistic politicians, we wouldn't have any billionaires, hopefully - solving one problem, fixes the others. I'd like to give a shout out to mom - Hi mom!
Dr. Koala mastodon (AP)
Tough one. It’s a tie between the top two forms of fecal expulsion.
Farran mastodon (AP)
that was so good.
Dr. Koala mastodon (AP)
Tie between the first two.
This is the content we have been waiting for George
I din't know explosive diarrhea had so may fans.
D mastodon (AP)
I'm torn.
Explosive diarrhea will go away. The other two not so much.
Moviem8ker mastodon (AP)
I’ll take diarrhea every day over the bloviating orange bafoon
I didn't know explosive diarrhea had so many fans.
Georgia Joker mastodon (AP)
I have to say BMB’s. They fund the politicians. Once once you have that, they join with Fox News to produce your third choice. 😬
Alice mastodon (AP)
diarrhea has a simple cure. The other two - no cure.
Lisa Corriveau mastodon (AP)
I'm surprised the politicians are leading here... seems like they're easier to get out of power, generally. The billionaire man babies just keep screwing people over without any real accountability.
Erm... the first two tend to be one and the same while orally producing the third.
Emily in the Library mastodon (AP)
aren’t they all the same thing?
Schweitzer mastodon (AP)
man, that's a push, pun intended
Tara Windflyer mastodon (AP)
in the words of Joshua the computer program from War Games.. What’s The Difference?”
Miranda mastodon (AP)
because the millionaire bebes can just buy the politicians
Rozzychan mastodon (AP)
why no all the above?
Sam NP mastodon (AP)
I see the cote totals followed my personal ranking…though 1 and 2 far outstrip 3.
Ali Dreek mastodon (AP)
at least explosive diarrhea passes quickly
I H8 Gaming mastodon (AP)
What if one were to have explosive diarrhea on said politician or billionaire?
Talk about an impossible choice.
GreyMan mastodon (AP)
Malignant narcissist politicians don't just take money from Billionaires, but the (much larger) set of millionaires and corporations.

And for those who consider only Trump when thinking of malignant narcissists, prizing personal gain over serving your country is a mental disorder especially when cast in the realm of politics. There is a much larger quantity of corrupt politicians than billionaires.
Marcus mastodon (AP)
What if a certain somebody qualifies for two of those choices at the same time? 😋
tebruno99 mastodon (AP)
Aren't these all the same option?😂
Nathan mastodon (AP)
Wow, you ask the hard questions. 🤔
The only thing I can say for sure is, I'd much rather have the third one than the other two.
😋
Wally Born mastodon (AP)
sometimes the politicians and babies are the same people.
Tiberius Gracchus mastodon (AP)
One shall pass

One can be voted off the island

The other is an albatross hanging about the neck of liberty
...I see no difference in the options presented to me.
Leslie Sanchez mastodon (AP)
the worst would be a billionaire malignant narcissistic politician-man baby with explosive diarrhea. Affinity for orange skin seems to be a indicator of the presence of this affliction, and most likely will be accompanied by a cheap and gaudy red hat.
all of the above? Where's option D - all of the above??? Lol
Concerned Canuck mastodon (AP)
The first two give me explosive diarrhea, so take that for what it's worth.
BigA mastodon (AP)
Explosive diarrhea is a very distant second, while the others are tied for first.
Mick. mastodon (AP)
I have to pick ONLY ONE?
Tim Herrin mastodon (AP)
is this multiple choice?
these are all the same thing!
bexbot mastodon (AP)
well, at least explosive diarrhea serves a real, important purpose.
Joya mastodon (AP)
@georgetakei@universeodon.comhttps://youtu.be/mHFusD9xuH4
Judmarc mastodon (AP)
All these choices are in fact the same thing.
PPN mastodon (AP)
I am not choosing between pest and cholera. Besides we already know what the true answer is 😐. https://youtu.be/CKjaFG4YN6g
Anna mastodon (AP)
ALL of the above
Gotta take a 4th option here…

D: Both A and B
Marialena Gallagher mastodon (AP)
all of the above?
Doggo Mama mastodon (AP)
Why is this so damn tough? 😩😫
Akoman mastodon (AP)
depends on the current temporal anomaly and any surge at tachyons.
Andra Dare mastodon (AP)
You've give us three choices describing the same thing. 😀
Dr James Milton mastodon (AP)
I feel the poll needs a "too close to call" option...
Bettina Schnerr mastodon (AP)
I can only tick one? 😉
Ugot1 mastodon (AP)
cant decide sorry
Lea Pietracupa mastodon (AP)
all of the above.
AprilTeachy mastodon (AP)
All of the above ☑
Matt Erickson mastodon (AP)
I'm rather of the opinion that the billionaire man babies make malignant narcissist politicians possible. Not just the man-babies who run the two most popular social networking sites, but also the man-baby who likes putting his name on towers, and the other man-baby who owns the big news network globally.
SurlySam mastodon (AP)
this was a really hard choice, actually.
ANDORew Littler mastodon (AP)
Trump is all three.
I feel like in the long term the billionaires may be doing the most damage, but it is really hard to say.
.seaks mastodon (AP)
it’s a regular Sophie’s choice ya got there
Faulpilz mastodon (AP)
Eieiei, mich am frühen Morgen vor so eine Entscheidung zu stellen finde ich jetzt aber auch eher so naja...
Anna Panek mastodon (AP)
having to stay on a social platform with both first two points AND a stream of something brown in the mentions on top of that - I`d call that the worst of the worst.
PeterDTown mastodon (AP)
if politicians were worth anything they’d put the billionaire class in their place. Therefore, politicians are worse. Also, diarrhea happens.
Explosive diarrhea is bad, but it goes away after a while.

The other two can go on for years or longer.
I wish the Explosive Diarreah on both of the others.
RealOly mastodon (AP)
we can vote the politicians out, explosive diarrhea will eventually end, but there is probably no getting rid of billionaire man babies
Jen York mastodon (AP)
can I change my answer?
Kevin Matsumoto mastodon (AP)
if explosive diarrhea wins, will you reinstate it?
Explosive diarrhea can be combated with medication and/or treatment, and while bad, it's not the worst.

Billionaire man babies can be held responsible for their actions, but it's not easy. It's worse, but it's not the worst. Because it depends on...

...NOT having malignant narcissist politicians. Those are the worst.

With malignant narcissist politicians, the billionaire man babies will run amok and there will be no medical services to combat explosive diarrhea.
Levi’s Medic mastodon (AP)
I can’t decide between 1 and 2
Robert V mastodon (AP)
too hard to choose
Z(achary) Yaro mastodon (AP)
Eliminate billionares → They can't keep spending ridiculous sums of money to keep the malignant narcissist politicians in office → We can improve health care in this country, including for explosive diarrhea!
NeoCrypter mastodon (AP)
Do I have to choose just one!?!
NetizenS mastodon (AP)
all of the above.
Ji Fu mastodon (AP)
klingons, Klingons are worse
Archie mastodon (AP)
a lot of you have never had explosive diarrhea and it shows
Fluofish🐀 mastodon (AP)
@georgetakei Don't underestimate toilet seat splashback.
It's politicians and billionaires in the poll though. Explosive diarrhea can sometimes lead to a sense of relief.
Human Mimic mastodon (AP)
two of those were a tossup and somehow it wasn't the diarrhea
Jon mastodon (AP)
😂
Juliane mastodon (AP)
Oh Man! All three!🤦‍♀️
FlyingBeanius mastodon (AP)
I’ll take explosive diarrhoea over the other two. I’m exhausted of self serving, malicious, egotistical politicians trampling on the people they are supposed to serve and billionaires that bullies and divides the working class. You can flush diarrhoea away, the other two…no.
Misha Selene mastodon (AP)
this is an impossible choice. 😂
Frosch B mastodon (AP)
they are the same thing
Grow In Peace mastodon (AP)
Seems like getting rid of the narcissist politicians, would eventually result in a whole lot fewer billionaire man babies...
Omar Leyva mastodon (AP)
I'm glad most agree.
RRB mastodon (AP)
Trick question. They are all the same thing.
Erik Nilsson mastodon (AP)
well after my family has gone a number of weeks of diarrhoea ping-ponging between family members and generally feeling rubbish, I would have to vote the other two as being equally the worst 😀
Jaye mastodon (AP)
1 & 2 .. watching StarTrek now ❤️
Michael Jarrett mastodon (AP)
billionaire man baby is annoying, but at least I get cool cars and rockets out of it.
All I get from malignant narcissist politicians are endless facepalms.
Bitch Pudding mastodon (AP)
All of the above should have been an option.😜
George, I only see one option in your poll, repeated three times.
Mykl_c ActivityPub
All of the above?
Raz mastodon (AP)
I chose billionaire man babies as that may include some malignant narcissist politicians. But it’s really all three, isn’t it?
nicamlg mastodon (AP)
diarrhea is only really, really bad if you are not in the "private room".
Stevewhiteraven mastodon (AP)
Malignant narcissist politicians I put as worst but Billionaire man babies probably support the first option..so difficult to decide but at least Imodium will help sort out the explosive diarrhoea
doesn't each option follow the option before?
vox populi, vox dei 😄
Darthdzl mastodon (AP)
There's something wrong with the poll. I can only pick one. 😁
Icklesticks mastodon (AP)
that was a TOUGH choice😂
Tough call. Like a nursing board exam-- two potentially right answers and an obviously wrong answer.
Joakim mastodon (AP)
if you take out the word "billionare" those 3 options look like one and the same!
Tom Raftery mastodon (AP)
Why can we only choose one?
mikegaziotis mastodon (AP)
A lot of the malignant narcissist politicians seem to be getting enabled by the billionaires. So it’s hard to separate them. Not talking about Musk specifically either, he’s only doing what Murdoch did with Fox and NY Post years ago.

However, be it billionaires or corporate lobbies, I just wish big money didn’t have such an outsized influence on news & politics. They are using divide and qonquer tactics to get people to vote against their own self-interests
Phil Allsopp mastodon (AP)
at least explosive diarrhea cleans out the problem. The other two choices are, I think, greatly magnified by unchecked capitalism which celebrates & rewards both types of destructive personality traits.
Keef mastodon (AP)
Explosive diarrhea effects me personally and I can cure it. You will never cure the other options.
Rock mastodon (AP)
You're not making this choice easy, Sulu. 😁
Close call... I know a billionaire who wears a nappy whilst on-line... He didn't want to miss a thing...He missed something for sure
Mr Spock 🖖 mastodon (AP)
Well I voted for one, yet the top two deserve equal billing. 🖖
Sharty Mcscrote mastodon (AP)
It's a close contest.
Jason Thomas mastodon (AP)
well with Trump you get all three.except the billionaire bit
Worst however are the supporters and enablers of #1 and #2.

Regardless of whether they ate Pumpkin #Boebert's quality rodeo pork sliders or not to qualify for #3.
Neil ☑️ mastodon (AP)
the Space Karen would get my vote today, but I'm mindful of tomorrow.
Neil Eisenberg mastodon (AP)
That was an easy one! ;)
wordherder mastodon (AP)
I CAN’T CHOOSE THEY’RE EQUALLY BAD
NiftyGnouf mastodon (AP)
at least you know diarrhoea will stop eventually. Shame the same can’t be said for the other two.
counterintuit mastodon (AP)
Oooh, that's a toughie.
counterintuit mastodon (AP)
Are you saying the country is feeling some urgency?
Jimjam.nyc mastodon (AP)
too hard to choose. I can rule out option c. At least there is a chance of feeling relieved after it happens.
MathyMum mastodon (AP)
@georgetakei. It’s a tie for first, followed by explosive diarrhea.
F. Neil S. mastodon (AP)
Unfortunately I suffer from all three 😯.
If “FOXNews” was an option it would have been even tougher to choose
The first two choices appear to be the same thing.
you can take something for the massive explosive diarrhea.
Richard AJ Kevis mastodon (AP)
How many years out are we from being done with money again XD
Milad Farjadian mastodon (AP)
, this is tough!
Elizabeth Tai mastodon (AP)
I'm glad my choice is the big one. Give me the runs any day. (As a person with IBS, that's my reality lol)
Judee723 mastodon (AP)
🤣🤣🤣
ChanlELvn mastodon (AP)
All ANNOYING but MNP=Danger to #democracy
BettinaKoza mastodon (AP)
Puh. Hard to decide.
MUERTAVI mastodon (AP)
that's not fair, in many cases 1 and 2 are the same o will be.
Steingal mastodon (AP)
very hard to chose one
Brian770 mastodon (AP)
can I have 2?
zero kanada mastodon (AP)
there's medication for diarrhoea. You can always vote out politicians. Billionaires have too much power that affects the planet, politics and indirectly our lives.
alvaroNYC1970 mastodon (AP)
explosive diarrhea goes away after you take a shit.
That's a tough one!-- can you give us an option for billionaire man babies who *become* malignant narcissist politicians?
Nonny22 mastodon (AP)
All of the above!
Brian Rainey 🤘 mastodon (AP)
how explosive?
very difficult choice. At least explosive 💩 we can clean...
Zerlyna mastodon (AP)
tough choice!!!
Etapi72 mastodon (AP)
I can take meds to get rid of the diarrhea. We are not e lucky with the politicians.
Googies mastodon (AP)
this was a tough se survey.
KayleeTheMech mastodon (AP)
the first two need to be multiple choice!
TheTallGuyZero mastodon (AP)
I mean, I’ll take the bad 💩 any day, all day if it means all the Muskys and MTG go the way of the dodo
SVSalon mastodon (AP)
You forgot Crazy Stalker Antisemitic Musicians who threaten to kill people and are still planning to run for president
jillrhudy mastodon (AP)
apt equivalency
I chose billionaires because they are less predictable than politicians.
teledyn 𓂀 mastodon (AP)
Only the last option is not an abstraction. Trust me.
Slowhands mastodon (AP)
all three
Jonesy mastodon (AP)
I would argue with a billionaire man babies spawn the malignant narcissist politicians.
snickerbockers mastodon (AP)
im sorry but nothing's worse than when you really need to go but you're stuck in a car or there's a line at the restroom. anybody who says otherwise is just being dishonest with themselves.
catlovingfreak mastodon (AP)
You’re a trip.
Tough! Neither. All. Option four.
Tom H. mastodon (AP)
explosive diarrhea can be cured. Billionaires can go broke.
redhead1der mastodon (AP)
is this a trick question? They’re all the same
Trippy Food mastodon (AP)
Aren't they all the same thing?
Cypher mastodon (AP)
This is a hard choice. I mean... Explosive diarrhea is pretty bad on an overnight shift. :KEKW: :KEKW:
Monroy Martens mastodon (AP)
A) makes B) possible, which gives everyone C).
fanestre mastodon (AP)
You should have asked which would we prefer. Diarrhea would have won by a mile
Geez, no option for D - All of the above? 😁
El Jefe mastodon (AP)
Aren’t they all one in the same?😂
Erik Callaway mastodon (AP)
- That's a rough choice. I feel like it could change for me by the hour.
keshazel mastodon (AP)
Can I lump Billionaire man babies in with malignant narcs? It seems slightly unfair (hehe) that I have to pick one.
LabRat sassmouth mastodon (AP)
at least with the last one you can spend the day on the toilet and get past it.
Samuel Bepis mastodon (AP)
Billionaires. Narcissist politicians can at least be voted out of office.
Matthew Saunders mastodon (AP)
however, on an immediate personal level - the explosive diarrhea is pretty damn bad.
Spike mastodon (AP)
For me it truly is a tie between the first and second.
Herbst-Mama mastodon (AP)
If it's not multiple choice I can't choose 😱
Marshmallow Smurf mastodon (AP)
Billionaire man babies make the malignant politicians possible. Which eventually leads to explosive diarrhea because of the gutting health and safety regulations.
Rebecca K. mastodon (AP)
I mean the explosive diarrhea is easier to get rid of, so it's really only a contest between two of them.
Gail Wheeler mastodon (AP)
can I vote for 2?
Paul mastodon (AP)
I don't know which one to pick I just can't decide which is worse, wait🤔 I can take a tablet for one of them. Mmm two left.
legumancer Davy mastodon (AP)
I showed my husband this post and he wants to join Mastodon now just because you're here. (He's holding out for my server to reopen though, he doesn't want to not be neighbors.)
Cori mastodon (AP)
All equal.
tryblinking mastodon (AP)
next time put three different options!
ColecoSeamus mastodon (AP)
I’m least bothered by explosive diarrhea.
Lauren Patzer mastodon (AP)
tough call between the first two options! 😊
I picked explosive diarrhea. Only because it's the only option I have absolutely no escape from.
Kindness is thankful mastodon (AP)
I have personal experience with explosive diarrhea and it’s unpleasant but not generally life-threatening to more than one person at a time, the way the other two can be.
cherrysberries mastodon (AP)
I really thought it would be billionaire man babies coming out on top.
arguably 1&2 are often the same people
is this a trick question?.
😂😂
Ed Kent mastodon (AP)
oh gosh. Can I pick two?
Bunnybb mastodon (AP)
all 3 🙈
Red Tin Dave mastodon (AP)
I voted for the diarea - but it does depend if it's yours or someone else's
It’s pretty simple. You-Know-who is a living example of why 1) Capitalism, 2) Tax law and 3) the US itself is broken.
shanna mastodon (AP)
I cannot choose 😂
gqwincy :twit: mastodon (AP)
Isn’t there one that is a narcissistic politician and billionaire (allegedly) man baby that we know of
Andrew Jordan ActivityPub
actually it’s a toss up!
A Lesser Santini mastodon (AP)
I keep waiting for explosive diarrhea to pull ahead but it keeps crapping the sheets.
Luke in Windsor mastodon (AP)
it’s almost as though everyone here is pro-diarrhea.
polyGeek mastodon (AP)
I think the assumption here is that explosive diarrhea will go away in a day or two, but malignant narcissist politicians and billionaire man babies are lifetime commitments. I'd gladly suffer a brief diarrhea episode to remove a chronic issue.

Now, a lifetime of explosive diarrhea. No thank you. 😀
zendao42 mastodon (AP)
They seem to be lateral moves & I think I accidentally voted trying to open the toot
Pixie Pancake mastodon (AP)
Can someone forward this poll to Mike Lee? #TheWorst #Utah
Mariusz mastodon (AP)
vox populi. So if Musk ditch the Idea of Nation Rep Redneckness we are going back ?
Floon mastodon (AP)
Buncha folks missing the target here. The Malignant Narcissist Politicians can't happen without the Billionaire Man-Babies.
Robert Friedman mastodon (AP)
this is how monarchies take root.
Phantom mastodon (AP)
options 1 and 2
James mastodon (AP)
billionaire man babies
Garrett Van Siclen mastodon (AP)
Malignant narcissistic politicians give me diarrhea, so guess I must go with (A)
pr0mpt mastodon (AP)
“ billionaire man babies talking politics” isn’t explosive JUST 🫢
Rambo Brite mastodon (AP)
Why can't we not have all three?
Steff Beck mastodon (AP)
The problem is that the billionaire man babies financially back the malignant narcissistic politicians.
Steve mastodon (AP)
Malignant narcissist billionaire man babies.

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