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George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽
George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽 • mastodon (AP)
What’s worse

  • Malignant narcissist politicians (58%, 8625 votes)
  • Billionaire man babies (36%, 5425 votes)
  • Explosive diarrhea (4%, 645 votes)
14695 voters. Poll end: 2 years ago

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The unbeliever69
The unbeliever69 • ActivityPub
wait they are synonyms effectively right?
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Elias Fox
Elias Fox • mastodon (AP)
don’t make me choose
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Kevc0re_
Kevc0re_ • mastodon (AP)
I can’t choose. They’re all really terrible
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Chris Hanlon ✅ :verified:
Chris Hanlon ✅ :verified: • mastodon (AP)
Neither of the first 2 affect *me* directly. 😀
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Bryson Shepard 🌱🌻
Bryson Shepard 🌱🌻 • mastodon (AP)
um ... all of the above George ... all of the above
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Sandra Henriques
Sandra Henriques • mastodon (AP)
why can I only pick one? 😂😂😂
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Tyler Stumpf
Tyler Stumpf • mastodon (AP)
I wish I could vote for two…
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SecureCompliance :verified: :donor:
SecureCompliance :verified: :donor: • mastodon (AP)
they are all pretty shitty George. Can I pick all 3?
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Celine Aubert
Celine Aubert • mastodon (AP)
Billionaire man babies have a tendency to become malignant politicians these days—they are the chicken before the wildly incompetent egg.
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Justin Beach
Justin Beach • mastodon (AP)
it’s close but billionaire man babies generally don’t have a military at their disposal
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زن زندگی آزادی
زن زندگی آزادی • mastodon (AP)
[X] all of the above
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Katherine ☘️
Katherine ☘️ • mastodon (AP)
they're the same picture
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Patrick "Trick" Morris :idic:
Patrick "Trick" Morris :idic: • mastodon (AP)
It's easy to eliminate diarrhea. (Too subtle? Maybe.)
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Marcie! 💜
Marcie! 💜 • mastodon (AP)
For what it's worth, I think option 1 inherently makes you part of option 2 as well, LOL.
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Haybale
Haybale • mastodon (AP)
i'm stuck...
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Billy Brooks
Billy Brooks • mastodon (AP)
I needed two choices, George. lol
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Arlo Cain
Arlo Cain • mastodon (AP)
that was a tough call
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Ellie Leonard
Ellie Leonard • mastodon (AP)
it’s funny how much I’m struggling with the first two and not even considering the third.
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dr 🛠️🛰️📡🎧:blobfoxcomputer:
dr 🛠️🛰️📡🎧:blobfoxcomputer: • mastodon (AP)
good pols can keep us safe from billionaire babies, but the reverse isn't true
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Scott Raymond :veritrek_red:
Scott Raymond :veritrek_red: • mastodon (AP)
Oh, geez, George, they’re all my favorites.
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B/W the Gutter and the Stars
B/W the Gutter and the Stars • mastodon (AP)
compared the other two, explosive diarrhea has a fun side. At least theres a brief adrenaline rush.
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ctor
ctor • mastodon (AP)
comparing billionaire man babies and narcissistic politicians to explosive diarrhea is an insult to explosive diarrhea.
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P.O.E.
P.O.E. • mastodon (AP)
God that’s a tough one George.
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Lars Johannes
Lars Johannes • mastodon (AP)
Secret answer: a&b.
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BrianLinuxing 🇮🇪✅
BrianLinuxing 🇮🇪✅ • mastodon (AP)
All three? :ablobcatbongo:
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Isaac Thorne, Horror Author
Isaac Thorne, Horror Author • mastodon (AP)
I only voted Billionaire Man Babies because it's impossible to choose two. We can safely rule out explosive diarrhea because at least you feel better afterwards.
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Dave Woodrum
Dave Woodrum • mastodon (AP)
You know that you really, really made that tough between those first two choices. I chose the top one because once you take away the power of the second they are easier to manage. The "politician" part means they still have power over others, which makes them the worst. Explosive diarrhea is just a reminder that Taco Bell is not the value that you think it is.
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Dan Wentzel 🏳️‍🌈
Dan Wentzel 🏳️‍🌈 • mastodon (AP)
We can take a pill for explosive diarrhea.
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J. Baumanis
J. Baumanis • mastodon (AP)
WHY ARE YOU MAKING US CHOOSE???
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Michael Critz
Michael Critz • mastodon (AP)
It’s really not fair to post a poll where Donald Trump qualifies in every category.

Well, OK, he’s not a real billionaire. But he plays one on TV.
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John Jay
John Jay • mastodon (AP)
it’s too hard to pick between the first two.
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Claudia
Claudia • mastodon (AP)
wow. Tough call.
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Les Bell :verified:
Les Bell :verified: • mastodon (AP)
The billionaire man babies fund and enable the malignant narcissist politicians. Fix the root problem, and kill two birds with one stone, I say.
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Keauhou
Keauhou • mastodon (AP)
I wanted to vote for both Billionaire man babies and Malignant narcissist politicians. This was a very hard choice.
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ANMarc
ANMarc • mastodon (AP)
I can't choose.
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🌙💮Lilith ✦ リリス
🌙💮Lilith ✦ リリス • mastodon (AP)
the first two options are the same people tho
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ScottMann
ScottMann • mastodon (AP)
Let's just say, George? Explosive diarrhea? Would be the easiest mess, to clean up. The other two? Can make country, or planet, sized? Messes!
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Chris Barnes (ChrisBarnesXYZ)
Chris Barnes (ChrisBarnesXYZ) • unkn (AP)
at least with explosive diarrhea you can potentially drop a few pounds.
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Phil McKraken
Phil McKraken • mastodon (AP)
I can't decide!
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ShreadTheRad
ShreadTheRad • mastodon (AP)
ummmmm i cant choose, sorry. Welcome to Mastodon! I just joined and you're my first follow. Live long and have fun!
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John Sturgeon (pdx) has moved
John Sturgeon (pdx) has moved • mastodon (AP)
Two of them I can ignore.
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WordGirl
WordGirl • mastodon (AP)
the first and second option often overlap. #SpaceKaren
#SpaceKaren
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CallMeShoiley
CallMeShoiley • mastodon (AP)
not sure, but the three choices altogether would be the Armageddon trifecta
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Tiki :blobsus:
Tiki :blobsus: • mastodon (AP)
why is there no all of the above?! 🤣🤣🤣
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Mavericksimon
Mavericksimon • mastodon (AP)
With billionaire man babies a close second.
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Bruno Rosik 🇮🇹 🇨🇿 🇸🇰
Bruno Rosik 🇮🇹 🇨🇿 🇸🇰 • mastodon (AP)
hard to choose

the diarrea one day goes away
the other 2 takes more time
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Craig Weiler
Craig Weiler • mastodon (AP)
The billionaires do more damage over time because you can’t unelect them.
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Patricklee
Patricklee • mastodon (AP)
the diarrhea can be cured with treatment.
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James High
James High • mastodon (AP)
Hmmm...multiple choice? 🤔
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💐 🏖 🌺 𝕂𝕚𝕂𝕚
💐 🏖 🌺 𝕂𝕚𝕂𝕚 • mastodon (AP)
That was a tough choice between 1️⃣ and 2️⃣, but I went with 1️⃣, because ultimately, they are what encouraged 2️⃣. 🤷‍♂️
The real answer, however, is 4️⃣: the voters and sycophants who support them. They are only the symptoms. The voters and sycophants are the illness.
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S.A. Pavlik | M/M PNR 🏳️‍🌈
S.A. Pavlik | M/M PNR 🏳️‍🌈 • mastodon (AP)
you forgot all of the above! 😂😂😂
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Brian McAlister 🇺🇦
Brian McAlister 🇺🇦 • mastodon (AP)
what about billionaire man babies-turned malignant politicians shooting explosive verbal diarrhea?
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Lalo Martins
Lalo Martins • mastodon (AP)
Malignant narcissist politicians are pretty terrible but they would do much less damage without billionaire man babies to fund them
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Synthotic
Synthotic • mastodon (AP)
Billionaires shouldn't exist.
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Mystech :verified:
Mystech :verified: • mastodon (AP)
I mean, depending on who we are talking about, this could be all the same person. 😉
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Rob
Rob • ActivityPub
I would happily have explosive diarrhoea for life if it meant the first two options no longer existed
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spmatich :blobcoffee:
spmatich :blobcoffee: • mastodon (AP)
if only getting one meant you did not have to suffer the other two. PS what's the poll result equivalent of ratioed?
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Anna Phylaxis
Anna Phylaxis • mastodon (AP)
Billionaire manbabies empower malignant narcissist politicians.

Explosive diarrhea is bad, but I can at least deal with it.
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Rabmaga
Rabmaga • mastodon (AP)
is there a second option?
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Sofia_Freja
Sofia_Freja • mastodon (AP)
all of the above!
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Martin :mastodon:
Martin :mastodon: • mastodon (AP)
I'll give you why I went with "explosive diarrhea" -- the first two affect you, but not necessarily with the immediacy, messiness, and pain of an actual episode of having an awful liquid explosion from your butt.
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Dale Gardner
Dale Gardner • mastodon (AP)
TBH, this really calls out for multiple choice.
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Mikey76
Mikey76 • mastodon (AP)
is there any way I can have explosive diarrhea on the billionaire man babies who are malignant narcissist politicians?
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Stefan Ritter :verified:
Stefan Ritter :verified: • mastodon (AP)
It's still true for politicians only.
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Darren Butler
Darren Butler • mastodon (AP)
Certainly not the last one sadly. At least IT only destroys yourself and your bathroom. Usually the rest of the country is safe.
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Scott E.NJ
Scott E.NJ • mastodon (AP)
that's a tough one....
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🏳️‍🌈♿ Ad'm #BLM Martin
🏳️‍🌈♿ Ad'm #BLM Martin • mastodon (AP)
I can't decide 🤔
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Piter Kehoma Boll :Ryyca:
Piter Kehoma Boll :Ryyca: • mastodon (AP)
That's really hard to answer. The first two options are equally horrible.
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Laurie Brunner
Laurie Brunner • mastodon (AP)
Too hard to choose.
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Dani (She/They)
Dani (She/They) • mastodon (AP)
the diarrhea goes away eventually. The other two tend to stick around.
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Loïs Archer McKeown
Loïs Archer McKeown • mastodon (AP)
— too tough to call!
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LB
LB • mastodon (AP)
I am glad I found you on here. 😊
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Stege 🐃
Stege 🐃 • mastodon (AP)
Malignant narcissist billionaire man baby politicians with explosive diarrhea!
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The Anthropology Department
The Anthropology Department • mastodon (AP)
Mr. George, we didn't see evolutionary psychology on this list so we didn't vote.
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Shoku the MN Wolf 🏳️‍🌈
Shoku the MN Wolf 🏳️‍🌈 • ActivityPub
There is no difference between these choices.
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Draken BlackKnight
Draken BlackKnight • mastodon (AP)
Billionaire man babies. The malignant narcissist politicians can always be voted out.
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Jen Lou
Jen Lou • mastodon (AP)
the diarrhea goes away eventually.
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lp0 on fire :unverified:
lp0 on fire :unverified: • mastodon (AP)
Flip a coin. Heads it's those politicians; tails it's the man-babies; and if it should somehow land on edge, it's explosive diarrhoea.

They do have one thing in common, though: 💩.
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Rhonda Gariepy
Rhonda Gariepy • mastodon (AP)
The first although it truly is a toss up with the second. Diarrhea is controllable. Like we say in the ER like bleeding… it eventually stops…one way or another.
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Noelle
Noelle • mastodon (AP)
Difficult choice. Billionaire man babies with power over a platform exhibits same malignant narcissism as seen in a particular malignant narcissistic politician. But the politician has the ability to cause more damage. No guardrails
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That Anonymous Coward
That Anonymous Coward • mastodon (AP)
@georgetakei
@George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽
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Paul D
Paul D • mastodon (AP)
malignant narcissist billionaire man baby politicians with explosive diarrhoea
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Cloudia
Cloudia • mastodon (AP)
can I vote multiple options here!? Lol
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K7
K7 • mastodon (AP)
All of the above.
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RememberUsAlways
RememberUsAlways • mastodon (AP)
All of the above option.gif
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The Voltist
The Voltist • mastodon (AP)
diarrhea eventually goes away.
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Wendy C
Wendy C • mastodon (AP)
All of the above.
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William A Spenla
William A Spenla • mastodon (AP)
D) All.
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Lori Murphy Sings
Lori Murphy Sings • mastodon (AP)
too close to call!
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nyx
nyx • mastodon (AP)
At least explosive diarrhea gives you some relief at the end, we cannot say the same for the other two
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Matt P
Matt P • mastodon (AP)
Yeah the first two are bad, but clearly 95% of people have never had the most explosivest diarrhea... It changes you man...
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Lorrie Hoffman
Lorrie Hoffman • mastodon (AP)
that decision is to hard to make
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Mark N
Mark N • mastodon (AP)
that's a hard choice. A. Really. Really. Hard. Choice.
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Dennis Jernberg
Dennis Jernberg • mastodon (AP)
I'd have said "yes" (my customary answer) until I realized that explosive diarrhea is something you can get over. There's too little difference between the first two, so I consider them the same plague.
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Hoigwai
Hoigwai • mastodon (AP)
I think billionaire man babies are worse because they can easily control the politicians.
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BoredomFestival
BoredomFestival • mastodon (AP)
Is there really any difference between them
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AGunn
AGunn • mastodon (AP)
it’s a tossup on evil
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ReverendRef
ReverendRef • mastodon (AP)
The problem with the poll is that numbers 1&2 (no pun intended) negatively affects all of society, while number 3 only affects me. While I may not like number 3, it only lasts for a limited time; 1&2 last for generations.
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Pedro
Pedro • mastodon (AP)
not certain which is worst. I’m pretty certain I know which makes the least mess.
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greasy_pancakes
greasy_pancakes • mastodon (AP)
I only voted the explosive one because I can ignore the other two and pretend they don't exist.
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Chris Mingus
Chris Mingus • mastodon (AP)
I'm going to say "Malignant narcissist politicians", because those often ARE billionaire man babies.
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Jay The Movie Guy
Jay The Movie Guy • mastodon (AP)
It can't be diarrhea, because at least that is easier to get rid of.
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Servelan
Servelan • mastodon (AP)
D) A and B
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Kay L 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🪬♻️
Kay L 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈🪬♻️ • mastodon (AP)
they are all equally vile
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numbakrunch
numbakrunch • mastodon (AP)
Solve that second one and the first one will purge itself over time, not unlike that third one.
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Ed Foss
Ed Foss • mastodon (AP)
RE your poll.
Not much of a choice - all miserable.

Diarrhea is nothing to joke about when it happens to you.

Decades ago I had two weeks of real bad food poisoning, lost 20pounds, but I'd be willing to take one for the team if I could travel back to 2015 and warn everyone.
Problem is that no one would believe me.

Maybe you could borrow the TARDIS while your are in the UK?
You might need a letter from the King.
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Servelan
Servelan • mastodon (AP)
Also, D) A and B
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spinster
spinster • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: tl;dr: Immodium

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sitnuok
sitnuok • mastodon (AP)
trick question Mr Takei, with all 3 you still wind up with an embarrassing load in your pants.
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Jyrgen N
Jyrgen N • mastodon (AP)
Difficult to say. Explosive diarrhea is certain a pain... huh, unfortunate metaphor here. Well, it is certainly unpleasant, but it is over after a while. These alternatives tend to hang on much longer.
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🌸𝔽𝕠𝕩𝕊𝕒𝕟🌸
🌸𝔽𝕠𝕩𝕊𝕒𝕟🌸 • mastodon (AP)
Oh you wonderful person, this poll made me laugh so hard xD
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Andrea Mozer 🇮🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺🚀
Andrea Mozer 🇮🇪🇺🇦🇪🇺🚀 • mastodon (AP)
I don't want any of them.
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TrekLongIsland
TrekLongIsland • mastodon (AP)
but those are all the same thing? 😉
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Gregory J Santollo
Gregory J Santollo • mastodon (AP)
I want to change mine to the politician one
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SoapyFMF
SoapyFMF • mastodon (AP)
Flawed poll, the first two choices overlap.
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Paul Caggegi
Paul Caggegi • mastodon (AP)
billionaire man baby politician narcissists ARE explosive diarrhoea
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Beril Maples
Beril Maples • mastodon (AP)
I voted for billionaire man babies because they fund the narcissist politicians among many other things.
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𝓢𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂𝔀𝓪𝓰 🕹️🎮🛸👽
𝓢𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵𝔂𝔀𝓪𝓰 🕹️🎮🛸👽 • mastodon (AP)
What about billionaire man babies who spew verbal diarrhoea? 🤣
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God :verified:
God :verified: • mastodon (AP)
this was a really tough choice
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Denis Anderson
Denis Anderson • mastodon (AP)
where is the option "all of the above".
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Candice O’Beirne
Candice O’Beirne • mastodon (AP)
WHY DO WE STILL HAVE BILLIONAIRES?????
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Rhys Parton
Rhys Parton • mastodon (AP)
the Billionaire Man Babies.

We can vote out crappy politicians.

Billionaires stick around until we elect sensible politicians who have enough of a spine to tax them properly.
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Mike Hall
Mike Hall • mastodon (AP)
why can't we just agree they're all equally bad?
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Schroeder
Schroeder • mastodon (AP)
My head just exploded from trying to choose.
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Michael Brown
Michael Brown • mastodon (AP)
If politicians had the backbone to protect minority groups, billionaire man babies would ensnare themselves when they broke the law.
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Kassandra
Kassandra • mastodon (AP)
Can I have an A+B option?
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Proximal
Proximal • mastodon (AP)
billionaire man babies is a very close second
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Isweetsaid24788
Isweetsaid24788 • mastodon (AP)
what a choice!
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Darren
Darren • mastodon (AP)
the good cleanse seems to have few takers.
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Jon Marnock
Jon Marnock • mastodon (AP)
If you give Trump laxatives, you can combine all three.
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Andrew Butters
Andrew Butters • mastodon (AP)
All of the above.
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Michael Leask 🇨🇦
Michael Leask 🇨🇦 • mastodon (AP)
all of the above. 😁
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Maksim_E
Maksim_E • mastodon (AP)
at least with explosive diarrhea, there's hope of things eventually getting better
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Strategic 🍁 Analyst
Strategic 🍁 Analyst • mastodon (AP)
Options one and two are a Venn diagram that feed off one another even where they don't overlap.
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ありす
ありす • mastodon (AP)
Explosive diarrhea seems to be the "best" choice here. At least that can be cleaned up in a reasonable amount of time.
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ZosGrinder
ZosGrinder • mastodon (AP)
Probably about the Igor proportions, but can you really have the first without the second? The grift is eternal.
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Tom Peine
Tom Peine • mastodon (AP)
Oh the choices! 😂 But I’d rather deal with my own s___ than that of the first two (potentially dangerous) options.
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TLHolley2
TLHolley2 • mastodon (AP)
Tough choice. Aren't they essentially the same thing?🤣
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steve0580
steve0580 • mastodon (AP)
At least explosive diarrhea is only temporary.
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AIB
AIB • mastodon (AP)
I’d rather have explosive diarrhea for the rest of my life if it got rid of the other two.
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SRMiracle
SRMiracle • mastodon (AP)
They're all bad, but at least with the explosive diarrhea there are a multitude of ways to get over it.
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Melissa Dishner :toad:
Melissa Dishner :toad: • mastodon (AP)
methinks they're all the same thing 😜
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Eyeonworld
Eyeonworld • mastodon (AP)
all of the above
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Battle Masker
Battle Masker • mastodon (AP)
where's the "Both A and B" option?
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securitae
securitae • mastodon (AP)
well diarrhea is temporary, so its a tossup for the other two
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Who me?
Who me? • mastodon (AP)
How do you like your shit?
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Boiglenoight
Boiglenoight • mastodon (AP)
I can't believe #explosiveDiarrhea has such little support. It affects everyone at some point!
#explosivediarrhea
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Sing Me Your Blues
Sing Me Your Blues • mastodon (AP)
Explosive diarrhea will make you forget everything else.
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Izzy Steakfries
Izzy Steakfries • mastodon (AP)
I mean the first two options are the results of the third option :blobcatjustright:
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Michael
Michael • mastodon (AP)
@georgetakei@universeodon.coMike Lindell says this vote is rigged. Explosive diarrhea is the true majority vote.
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Sarah Maywalt 🥌🧶
Sarah Maywalt 🥌🧶 • mastodon (AP)
I know which one is best: Explosive diarrhea. Can't pick between the other two.
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Tasha Sturm
Tasha Sturm • mastodon (AP)
I say the first 2 cause the third.
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pbD
pbD • mastodon (AP)
yes
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Royce
Royce • mastodon (AP)
Malignant narcissist politicians enable the other two.
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Andria
Andria • mastodon (AP)
I said billionaire man babies because they can buy malignant narcissist politicians and then it’s a parfait of bullshit.
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LindseySuri
LindseySuri • mastodon (AP)
There’s a lot of overlap in the Venn diagram of these three choices.
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🏳️‍⚧️Vomit Bat 🦇 :verified:
🏳️‍⚧️Vomit Bat 🦇 :verified: • mastodon (AP)
sometimes all three of these are the same person
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Buddy
Buddy • mastodon (AP)
politicians and billionaires is a bit of chicken and the egg thing. Who owns who, who knows?
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ZosGrinder
ZosGrinder • mastodon (AP)
Probably about the right proportions, but can you really have the first without the second? The grift is eternal.
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mirandelion
mirandelion • mastodon (AP)
Tough choice since 1 and 2 are almost the same set.
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kelleynnn
kelleynnn • mastodon (AP)
Diarrhea can be cleaned up
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Chris C.
Chris C. • mastodon (AP)
Fix A, then A fixes B. Fixing A & B fixes C.
This entry was edited (2 years ago)
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Clara Listensprechen
Clara Listensprechen friendica
Those three items are interrelated.
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WhaleRidingVulcan
WhaleRidingVulcan • mastodon (AP)
all the above! They are all super bad
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American
American • ActivityPub
TV stars
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Libbi ✅
Libbi ✅ • mastodon (AP)
Politicians…they shape our lives.
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Julesy
Julesy • mastodon (AP)
the politicians are worse because they corrupt the environment in which everyone has to work, including billionaire man babies.
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Dan Jones
Dan Jones • mastodon (AP)
Too many people who are in both the first two categories
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caitp
caitp • mastodon (AP)
a little from column A, a little from column B
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Odd
Odd • mastodon (AP)
without malignant narcissistic politicians there would be few billionaire man babies
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Pran
Pran • mastodon (AP)
impossible question
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Janet🪷
Janet🪷 • mastodon (AP)
that was tough…. so many right answers 😂
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brousselaine
brousselaine • mastodon (AP)
all asshole problems, I see.
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LSoderman
LSoderman • mastodon (AP)
Can I pick top 2?
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Michael
Michael • mastodon (AP)
Mike Lindell says this vote is rigged. Explosive diarrhea is winner.
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Michael Aichlmayr
Michael Aichlmayr • mastodon (AP)
If I could choose one to make the other two go away, I will suffer the explosive diarrhea.
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Ben Jackson
Ben Jackson • mastodon (AP)
trick question they are all explosive diarrhea
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JohnZanardelli
JohnZanardelli • mastodon (AP)
I’m torn between two.
At least there’s relief from one.
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k_8
k_8 • mastodon (AP)
these choices are hard.
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§ Jason
§ Jason • mastodon (AP)
You can vote out politicians.
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Masegod60
Masegod60 • mastodon (AP)
You can clean up after explosive diarrhea. You can vote out politicians. Billionaires man babies can stick around unchecked for decades
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WriterAlexJones
WriterAlexJones • mastodon (AP)
Where's the "All of the Above" choice? Or the "A and B" choice? 😀
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Jayne
Jayne • mastodon (AP)
Is there really a difference?
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Chris Anderson
Chris Anderson • mastodon (AP)
all shit, and none belong online!
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Patrick Rizzo
Patrick Rizzo • mastodon (AP)
If this were a Venn diagram, set 3 would encompass sets 1 and 2.
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The Art of Dave
The Art of Dave • mastodon (AP)
Is "Yes" and allowable response?
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SubtleBlade ⚔️
SubtleBlade ⚔️ • mastodon (AP)
all the above, at the same time...
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CP93
CP93 • mastodon (AP)
There's a difference?
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Terrance1022
Terrance1022 • mastodon (AP)
I can't decide.
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James Tee
James Tee • mastodon (AP)
explosive diarrhea is the least of our worries. Man babies, narcissistic politicians the worse. I know I checked rich man babies which was a mistake on my part.
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Flipkid6
Flipkid6 • mastodon (AP)
wow that's a hard list to pick from
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PirateRo
PirateRo • mastodon (AP)
how to choose….how to choose…I would like to choose all, but explosive poop needs to be accompanied by you being surrounded by people important to you, while surrounded by video cameras at the moment President Biden pauses your Medal of Honor ceremony momentarily to shake hands with aliens during first contact and you’re wearing white. Even the shoes.
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Meg
Meg • mastodon (AP)
they’re the same thing.
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leamumaxi
leamumaxi • mastodon (AP)
all the above.
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Martin Zavaleta
Martin Zavaleta • mastodon (AP)
can we choose 2 please
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stillpixel
stillpixel • mastodon (AP)
Should have been a question like "What would you like to have while on a packed train?"
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JenCann
JenCann • mastodon (AP)
so hard to choose. No clear winner.
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Mikhailrx 🚀
Mikhailrx 🚀 • mastodon (AP)
I experienced 4 years of a malignant narcissistic politician , I have only had explosive diarrhea when preparing for a colonoscopy, I’d rather prepare for that colonoscopy.
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Dennis
Dennis • mastodon (AP)
I wanted to hit Diarrhea but then I remember what gives me diarrhea it’s Republicans
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John Ryan 👨🏻‍💻☸️🐾 🐘
John Ryan 👨🏻‍💻☸️🐾 🐘 • mastodon (AP)
had to answer… had to rank based on “blast radius” 👍
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disky
disky • mastodon (AP)
How do I choose:

- 1984
- Neuromancer
- That time I ate the bad pulled pork at grandma's pool party
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Sophierose729 🧘🚶🚌🌉
Sophierose729 🧘🚶🚌🌉 • mastodon (AP)
Had a hard time choosing between the first two options. Option number 3 at least resolves itself after a while.
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El Saltybananie
El Saltybananie • mastodon (AP)
At least diarrhea exists to address a problem.
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Charles 🇧🇧
Charles 🇧🇧 • mastodon (AP)
All three, George. They’re all bad.
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Red bearded Hacker - he/his
Red bearded Hacker - he/his • mastodon (AP)
they're the same thing.
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Oakman
Oakman • mastodon (AP)
hmmm, that's a tough one
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Dik Fraser
Dik Fraser • mastodon (AP)
So I’m majoritarian in this nabeq.
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BCZebra
BCZebra • mastodon (AP)
Choices.
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SandraResists
SandraResists • mastodon (AP)
Narcissistic political billionaire man babies with explosive diarrhea would have been a good choice too.
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OtownKim
OtownKim • mastodon (AP)
All of the above
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Dami
Dami • mastodon (AP)
There's medication for the explosive diarrhea. The others... so hard to decide!
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AKA😛Aloha
AKA😛Aloha • mastodon (AP)
The diarrhea makes you feel gooood, just once you get it out.

The other 2 have no upside.
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Mavric :unverified:
Mavric :unverified: • mastodon (AP)
D. All the above.
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Kelly Rabideaux-Huq
Kelly Rabideaux-Huq • mastodon (AP)
tough one but I’ll take #3 over the other two 7 days a week and twice on Sunday.
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Brian Grinter
Brian Grinter • mastodon (AP)
can I have an All of the above option?
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MariaKW
MariaKW • mastodon (AP)
Cruel to make us choose between the lowest levels of hell.
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Jake Mannix
Jake Mannix • mastodon (AP)
we all know the *loser* of this poll (is neither of the two *losers* being subtooted [is that a thing? I think it's gotta be a thing. At least on a poll discussing "explosive diarrhea", "subtooting" is totally a thing]. You're welcome!)
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NotHelpfulUntilIAm🥤 🌛 🗄️
NotHelpfulUntilIAm🥤 🌛 🗄️ • mastodon (AP)
Hm, it seems people do not think that the simple existence of billionaires is as bad as the constant that politicians will be narcisists. What do you think, George? Can we pull around?
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Lurhstaap
Lurhstaap • mastodon (AP)
I feel like there's an unfortunate degree of overlap between categories A and B.
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Shazia Ahmad
Shazia Ahmad • mastodon (AP)
can I choose all three?
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TonySchiebel
TonySchiebel • mastodon (AP)
at least the last one eventually goes away!!
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Lee 🌏
Lee 🌏 • mastodon (AP)
I chose Billionaires because I see them as the people behind the politicians, pulling the strings. (Bad) Politicians are mostly puppets.
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Ford Eytou
Ford Eytou • mastodon (AP)
Option 3 is somewhat curable. ⛲
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Geoff Wilbourn
Geoff Wilbourn • mastodon (AP)
🤔 I got nothing
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Humbird0 Fandom
Humbird0 Fandom • mastodon (AP)
The problem with Malicious politicians is that you can't safely ignore them without them potentially hurting a lot of people.

Billionaires tend to affect the world less, and diarrhea ruins the day of only one or two people.
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Photoist♾️
Photoist♾️ • mastodon (AP)
Sometimes the billionaire man-baby and the narcissistic politician is the same burnt-orange shaded dude.
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Geoff Wilbourn
Geoff Wilbourn • mastodon (AP)
explosive diarrhea is the best of the bunch
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KCMO Geek
KCMO Geek • mastodon (AP)
that's a really tough one as both Malignant Narcissist Politicians and Billionaire Man Babies are both significantly worse than explosive diarrhea.
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LatteBadger
LatteBadger • mastodon (AP)
need an all of the above option
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Kathy Stanford
Kathy Stanford • mastodon (AP)
malignant narcissist politicians noodling with billionaire man babies
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“G” 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 🇱🇧
“G” 🇨🇦 🇵🇸 🇱🇧 • mastodon (AP)
Billionaires control the politicians.

I actually don’t mind explosive diarrhea…if I’m at home already.
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freaksed
freaksed • mastodon (AP)
that's a real sophies choice my dude. one of those things is clearly not at the same level as the other two, i think we both know which one, now bring on the taco bell
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Helsi_13
Helsi_13 • mastodon (AP)
Missed one .. All of the above
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sirgetagrip
sirgetagrip • mastodon (AP)
I've had explosive diarrhea, it is truly terrible.
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Greg 🖖 from Iowa
Greg 🖖 from Iowa • mastodon (AP)
kinda scary when explosive diarrhea is the best of the three. But then, with Trump you get all three in one package
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Stan Ruth
Stan Ruth • mastodon (AP)
billionaire man babies that enable the other two choices are the worst.
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mistershins
mistershins • mastodon (AP)
this was a tough one!
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Muzehack
Muzehack • mastodon (AP)
Billionaire man babies that become malignant narcissist politicians?
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BergeToons
BergeToons • mastodon (AP)
…unless all three come as a package deal
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Jsquaredrev
Jsquaredrev • mastodon (AP)
Diarrhea goes away eventually
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Tiaofive
Tiaofive • mastodon (AP)
All of the above.
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Pdev
Pdev • mastodon (AP)
on personal level 3, otherwise 1
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Karoline :bruins:
Karoline :bruins: • mastodon (AP)
I'm not sure which is worse - the politicians or the billionaires- but i'd rather have explosive diarrhea
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Dale Steele
Dale Steele • mastodon (AP)
A very tough decision due to the similarity of all three, all of the above !
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adamhanski
adamhanski • mastodon (AP)
Explosive Diarrhea is the best of the lot
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RealGravitas
RealGravitas • mastodon (AP)
tough choices there George.
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Marian
Marian • mastodon (AP)
Explosive diarrhea doesn't last for years unlike the other two options. A billionaire man-baby has the money to influence and can possibly become a politician. A malignant narcissist politician can be elected if they have enough influence over voters, but can lose if their voter base is small compared to the rest of the country's voting population.
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Dufus
Dufus • mastodon (AP)
All of the above
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Jake Hall
Jake Hall • mastodon (AP)
when I knew there were three options, but before I read the third option, I was sure I could write one of them off. But then...
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Macfarlanatic
Macfarlanatic • mastodon (AP)
All the above 😅
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近所のフレンドリーな外人
近所のフレンドリーな外人 • mastodon (AP)
at least the diarrhea is temporary, and means you’re ridding yourself of toxins. You may even lose a little weight!
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Dirk Hohndel
Dirk Hohndel • mastodon (AP)
there is no "mostly equivalent" choice...
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Capt Chunk
Capt Chunk • mastodon (AP)
this is the greatest poll I could have hoped for from my most favorite Sharp spokesman and starship captain! Oh My! 😃😎
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Eric J. Korpela
Eric J. Korpela • mastodon (AP)
The first two categories overlap. Come to think of it, maybe all three categories overlap.
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AJ
AJ • mastodon (AP)
when you learn explosive shits are not as bad you originally thought 🤔
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vstanbury
vstanbury • mastodon (AP)
Aren't they all the same?
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mikelygee
mikelygee • mastodon (AP)
I'm more afraid of malignant narcissistic politicians than billionaires, because of the followers they attract--and the stochastic terrorism they inspire.
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Goldie
Goldie • mastodon (AP)
I need this poll so that I'm choosing the best of the three instead of the worst. Then I can confidently say explosive diarrhea.
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What's Life Without Whimsy
What's Life Without Whimsy • mastodon (AP)
it's no contest...explosive diarrhea is sooooo much easier to clean up after
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Samuel Snoek-Brown
Samuel Snoek-Brown • mastodon (AP)
It's impossible to choose between the first and second options, though both are worse than the third.
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Satyrikal
Satyrikal • mastodon (AP)
there's a significant overlap between two of those three
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Soolah Hoops
Soolah Hoops • mastodon (AP)
over all of these but especially narcissists!
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Underwhelmed
Underwhelmed • mastodon (AP)
This would be a much easier poll if the question was "which is the best"

The answer is diarrhea by the way.
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Erik
Erik • mastodon (AP)
People who support and vote for malignant narcissist politicians?
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JohnW
JohnW • mastodon (AP)
Ugh... I can't even answer that. It should have had a 1 & 2 option. 😉
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Scotch
Scotch • mastodon (AP)
Media outlets that lie to us.
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Wayne Brown
Wayne Brown • mastodon (AP)
the billionaire babies is why our politics are broken.
Also shoutout to John Roberts and Citizens United.
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e2the1stpower
e2the1stpower • mastodon (AP)
Billionaire man baby definitely. They pay the politicians incentivizing them to be narcissists.
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Elisabeth Sherman
Elisabeth Sherman • mastodon (AP)
Could we please have an "all of the above" option? 😆
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Drewdowling
Drewdowling • mastodon (AP)
yes
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DonnaMarsh
DonnaMarsh • mastodon (AP)
not explosive diarrhea.
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April Wine
April Wine • mastodon (AP)
Wait, wait, I want a do over.
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David™ 🍔🍕🍗🌮
David™ 🍔🍕🍗🌮 • mastodon (AP)
Welcome to IBS.
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Howard Fites
Howard Fites • mastodon (AP)
Can I vote for two?
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Auntie4WLCD
Auntie4WLCD • mastodon (AP)
the politicians can pass harmful laws that can ruin democracy, the rich babies just ruin companies.
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Shlabadee
Shlabadee • mastodon (AP)
How can I pick just one? Alternatively, if I had to pick the "best" out of the three, I would pick explosive diarrhea. At least I can flush when I'm done.
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Ce Acatl Quetzalcoatl
Ce Acatl Quetzalcoatl • mastodon (AP)
Missing option : Malignant narcissist billionaire baby politicians.
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MagickalHack :verified:
MagickalHack :verified: • mastodon (AP)
there should have been an option for all of the above.
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Elizabeth Esposito
Elizabeth Esposito • mastodon (AP)
haaaaaaa !
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kirkiscool
kirkiscool • mastodon (AP)
not enough of you have experienced explosive diarrhea and it shows.
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John Tousseau
John Tousseau • mastodon (AP)
needs an "all the above option."
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garybc
garybc • mastodon (AP)
yes. :I
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Mori
Mori • ActivityPub
There’s a significant overlap in a #VennDiagram of malignant narcissist politicians and billionaire man babies
#venndiagram
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Hashi_Hums
Hashi_Hums • mastodon (AP)
Hard, hard choices...this one took awhile to decide and I'd definitely take #3 over the others any day
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Steve8282
Steve8282 • mastodon (AP)
all the same.
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LRigby
LRigby • mastodon (AP)
Billionaire man babies & narcissistic politicians are synonyms for explosive diarrhea.
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johnmilward
johnmilward • mastodon (AP)
I take it the food in England isn't to your liking then?
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iamrebi
iamrebi • mastodon (AP)
not gonna choose
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Eugene 💻🔒🚀🇺🇦🌎🌈
Eugene 💻🔒🚀🇺🇦🌎🌈 • mastodon (AP)
in some sense, the politicians are worse, but it's the billionaires that made them that way.
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Jenn Good
Jenn Good • mastodon (AP)
this was a tough poll because all three got my vote.
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Anathema Device
Anathema Device • mastodon (AP)
the only appropriate answer here is 'yes' 🙁
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bretticus
bretticus • mastodon (AP)
how do I vote for all three? 😂
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Steven Wida
Steven Wida • mastodon (AP)
I chose 'Billionaire man babies' because it actually covers most of the 'Malignant narcissist politicians.'
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David Low
David Low • mastodon (AP)
all of the above
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hedonismbot
hedonismbot • mastodon (AP)
Vox Populi, Vox Dei! 😛
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Mr.B
Mr.B • mastodon (AP)
they all stink and are difficult to clean up after. 🤭
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White dude voted for Harris
White dude voted for Harris • mastodon (AP)
@georgetakei
@George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽
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deejay4am
deejay4am • mastodon (AP)
Poll's broken, I can only vote for one of the two correct answers at a time.
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Jamie R.
Jamie R. • mastodon (AP)
Can’t reply to your poll, it’s missing an “All of the above” choice! 🫤
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Robert Gamble
Robert Gamble • mastodon (AP)
well you can hope the first two suffer from the last one.
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excited for the mastodon rise
excited for the mastodon rise • mastodon (AP)
folks are currently objectively wrong here. 1 exists because 2 exists.

Take care of 2, and 1 mostly goes away.
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lock_the_float23
lock_the_float23 • mastodon (AP)
if it were, "Ranked Choice" ballots, explosive diarrhea would be an easy third on that list. It seems to me, if we got rid of malignant narcissistic politicians, we wouldn't have any billionaires, hopefully - solving one problem, fixes the others. I'd like to give a shout out to mom - Hi mom!
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Dr. Koala
Dr. Koala • mastodon (AP)
Tough one. It’s a tie between the top two forms of fecal expulsion.
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Farran
Farran • mastodon (AP)
that was so good.
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Dr. Koala
Dr. Koala • mastodon (AP)
Tie between the first two.
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Dennis Faucher :donor: :mastodon:
Dennis Faucher :donor: :mastodon: • mastodon (AP)
This is the content we have been waiting for George
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Ray Gulick, he/him/🥥
Ray Gulick, he/him/🥥 • mastodon (AP)
I din't know explosive diarrhea had so may fans.
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D
D • mastodon (AP)
I'm torn.
Explosive diarrhea will go away. The other two not so much.
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Moviem8ker
Moviem8ker • mastodon (AP)
I’ll take diarrhea every day over the bloviating orange bafoon
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Ray Gulick, he/him/🥥
Ray Gulick, he/him/🥥 • mastodon (AP)
I didn't know explosive diarrhea had so many fans.
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Georgia Joker
Georgia Joker • mastodon (AP)
I have to say BMB’s. They fund the politicians. Once once you have that, they join with Fox News to produce your third choice. 😬
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Alice
Alice • mastodon (AP)
diarrhea has a simple cure. The other two - no cure.
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Lisa Corriveau
Lisa Corriveau • mastodon (AP)
I'm surprised the politicians are leading here... seems like they're easier to get out of power, generally. The billionaire man babies just keep screwing people over without any real accountability.
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Clara Listensprechen
Clara Listensprechen friendica
Erm... the first two tend to be one and the same while orally producing the third.
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Emily in the Library
Emily in the Library • mastodon (AP)
aren’t they all the same thing?
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Schweitzer
Schweitzer • mastodon (AP)
man, that's a push, pun intended
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Tara Windflyer
Tara Windflyer • mastodon (AP)
in the words of Joshua the computer program from War Games.. What’s The Difference?”
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Miranda
Miranda • mastodon (AP)
because the millionaire bebes can just buy the politicians
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Rozzychan
Rozzychan • mastodon (AP)
why no all the above?
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Sam NP
Sam NP • mastodon (AP)
I see the cote totals followed my personal ranking…though 1 and 2 far outstrip 3.
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Ali Dreek
Ali Dreek • mastodon (AP)
at least explosive diarrhea passes quickly
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TheLeoTerrell'sStankyTaint
TheLeoTerrell'sStankyTaint • mastodon (AP)
Combos allowed?
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I H8 Gaming
I H8 Gaming • mastodon (AP)
What if one were to have explosive diarrhea on said politician or billionaire?
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Jamie, aka HappilyNeverAfter
Jamie, aka HappilyNeverAfter • mastodon (AP)
Talk about an impossible choice.
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GreyMan
GreyMan • mastodon (AP)
Malignant narcissist politicians don't just take money from Billionaires, but the (much larger) set of millionaires and corporations.

And for those who consider only Trump when thinking of malignant narcissists, prizing personal gain over serving your country is a mental disorder especially when cast in the realm of politics. There is a much larger quantity of corrupt politicians than billionaires.
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Marcus
Marcus • mastodon (AP)
What if a certain somebody qualifies for two of those choices at the same time? 😋
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tebruno99
tebruno99 • mastodon (AP)
Aren't these all the same option?😂
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Nathan
Nathan • mastodon (AP)
Wow, you ask the hard questions. 🤔
The only thing I can say for sure is, I'd much rather have the third one than the other two.
😋
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Wally Born
Wally Born • mastodon (AP)
sometimes the politicians and babies are the same people.
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Tiberius Gracchus
Tiberius Gracchus • mastodon (AP)
One shall pass

One can be voted off the island

The other is an albatross hanging about the neck of liberty
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Nick 🦇🕸️🖤🖖
Nick 🦇🕸️🖤🖖 • mastodon (AP)
...I see no difference in the options presented to me.
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Leslie Sanchez
Leslie Sanchez • mastodon (AP)
the worst would be a billionaire malignant narcissistic politician-man baby with explosive diarrhea. Affinity for orange skin seems to be a indicator of the presence of this affliction, and most likely will be accompanied by a cheap and gaudy red hat.
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🖤⚧️ NaszriteSin🏳️‍⚧️😈🖤
🖤⚧️ NaszriteSin🏳️‍⚧️😈🖤 • mastodon (AP)
all of the above? Where's option D - all of the above??? Lol
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Concerned Canuck
Concerned Canuck • mastodon (AP)
The first two give me explosive diarrhea, so take that for what it's worth.
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BigA
BigA • mastodon (AP)
Explosive diarrhea is a very distant second, while the others are tied for first.
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Mick.
Mick. • mastodon (AP)
I have to pick ONLY ONE?
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Tim Herrin
Tim Herrin • mastodon (AP)
is this multiple choice?
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Douglas Caldwell
Douglas Caldwell • mastodon (AP)
yes
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Mildly Ornery Meatsuit
Mildly Ornery Meatsuit • mastodon (AP)
these are all the same thing!
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bexbot
bexbot • mastodon (AP)
well, at least explosive diarrhea serves a real, important purpose.
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Joya
Joya • mastodon (AP)
@georgetakei@universeodon.comhttps://youtu.be/mHFusD9xuH4
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Judmarc
Judmarc • mastodon (AP)
All these choices are in fact the same thing.
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PPN
PPN • mastodon (AP)
I am not choosing between pest and cholera. Besides we already know what the true answer is 😐. https://youtu.be/CKjaFG4YN6g

I have a bad case of Diarrhea - Japanese learning English

YouTube
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Anna
Anna • mastodon (AP)
ALL of the above
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Sean (The Virtual Horizon)
Sean (The Virtual Horizon) • mastodon (AP)
Gotta take a 4th option here…

D: Both A and B
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Marialena Gallagher
Marialena Gallagher • mastodon (AP)
all of the above?
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Doggo Mama
Doggo Mama • mastodon (AP)
Why is this so damn tough? 😩😫
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Akoman
Akoman • mastodon (AP)
depends on the current temporal anomaly and any surge at tachyons.
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Andra Dare
Andra Dare • mastodon (AP)
You've give us three choices describing the same thing. 😀
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Dr James Milton
Dr James Milton • mastodon (AP)
I feel the poll needs a "too close to call" option...
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Bettina Schnerr
Bettina Schnerr • mastodon (AP)
I can only tick one? 😉
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Ugot1
Ugot1 • mastodon (AP)
cant decide sorry
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Lea Pietracupa
Lea Pietracupa • mastodon (AP)
all of the above.
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AprilTeachy
AprilTeachy • mastodon (AP)
All of the above ☑
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Matt Erickson
Matt Erickson • mastodon (AP)
I'm rather of the opinion that the billionaire man babies make malignant narcissist politicians possible. Not just the man-babies who run the two most popular social networking sites, but also the man-baby who likes putting his name on towers, and the other man-baby who owns the big news network globally.
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SurlySam
SurlySam • mastodon (AP)
this was a really hard choice, actually.
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ANDORew Littler
ANDORew Littler • mastodon (AP)
Trump is all three.
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Lesley Carhart :unverified: VOTED
Lesley Carhart :unverified: VOTED • mastodon (AP)
I feel like in the long term the billionaires may be doing the most damage, but it is really hard to say.
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.seaks
.seaks • mastodon (AP)
it’s a regular Sophie’s choice ya got there
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Matt "trollboy" Wiseman
Matt "trollboy" Wiseman • mastodon (AP)
@georgetakei
@George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽
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Faulpilz
Faulpilz • mastodon (AP)
Eieiei, mich am frühen Morgen vor so eine Entscheidung zu stellen finde ich jetzt aber auch eher so naja...
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Anna Panek
Anna Panek • mastodon (AP)
having to stay on a social platform with both first two points AND a stream of something brown in the mentions on top of that - I`d call that the worst of the worst.
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PeterDTown
PeterDTown • mastodon (AP)
if politicians were worth anything they’d put the billionaire class in their place. Therefore, politicians are worse. Also, diarrhea happens.
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Leo Fosse on Mastodon
Leo Fosse on Mastodon • mastodon (AP)
Explosive diarrhea is bad, but it goes away after a while.

The other two can go on for years or longer.
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DougG_YVR 🏳‍🌈
DougG_YVR 🏳‍🌈 • mastodon (AP)
I wish the Explosive Diarreah on both of the others.
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RealOly
RealOly • mastodon (AP)
we can vote the politicians out, explosive diarrhea will eventually end, but there is probably no getting rid of billionaire man babies
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Jen York
Jen York • mastodon (AP)
can I change my answer?
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Kevin Matsumoto
Kevin Matsumoto • mastodon (AP)
if explosive diarrhea wins, will you reinstate it?
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Nick 'The Viking' O'Pelican
Nick 'The Viking' O'Pelican • mastodon (AP)
Explosive diarrhea can be combated with medication and/or treatment, and while bad, it's not the worst.

Billionaire man babies can be held responsible for their actions, but it's not easy. It's worse, but it's not the worst. Because it depends on...

...NOT having malignant narcissist politicians. Those are the worst.

With malignant narcissist politicians, the billionaire man babies will run amok and there will be no medical services to combat explosive diarrhea.
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Levi’s Medic
Levi’s Medic • mastodon (AP)
I can’t decide between 1 and 2
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Robert V
Robert V • mastodon (AP)
too hard to choose
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Z(achary) Yaro
Z(achary) Yaro • mastodon (AP)
Eliminate billionares → They can't keep spending ridiculous sums of money to keep the malignant narcissist politicians in office → We can improve health care in this country, including for explosive diarrhea!
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NeoCrypter
NeoCrypter • mastodon (AP)
Do I have to choose just one!?!
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NetizenS
NetizenS • mastodon (AP)
all of the above.
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Ji Fu
Ji Fu • mastodon (AP)
klingons, Klingons are worse
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Archie
Archie • mastodon (AP)
a lot of you have never had explosive diarrhea and it shows
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Fluofish🐀
Fluofish🐀 • mastodon (AP)
@georgetakei Don't underestimate toilet seat splashback.
It's politicians and billionaires in the poll though. Explosive diarrhea can sometimes lead to a sense of relief.
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Human Mimic
Human Mimic • mastodon (AP)
two of those were a tossup and somehow it wasn't the diarrhea
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Jon
Jon • mastodon (AP)
😂
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Juliane
Juliane • mastodon (AP)
Oh Man! All three!🤦‍♀️
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FlyingBeanius
FlyingBeanius • mastodon (AP)
I’ll take explosive diarrhoea over the other two. I’m exhausted of self serving, malicious, egotistical politicians trampling on the people they are supposed to serve and billionaires that bullies and divides the working class. You can flush diarrhoea away, the other two…no.
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Misha Selene
Misha Selene • mastodon (AP)
this is an impossible choice. 😂
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Frosch B
Frosch B • mastodon (AP)
they are the same thing
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Grow In Peace
Grow In Peace • mastodon (AP)
Seems like getting rid of the narcissist politicians, would eventually result in a whole lot fewer billionaire man babies...
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Omar Leyva
Omar Leyva • mastodon (AP)
I'm glad most agree.
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RRB
RRB • mastodon (AP)
Trick question. They are all the same thing.
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FuzzFace, Zombie Chicken, Esq.
FuzzFace, Zombie Chicken, Esq. • mastodon (AP)
@Em0nM4stodon Why not all?
@Em :official_verified:
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Erik Nilsson
Erik Nilsson • mastodon (AP)
well after my family has gone a number of weeks of diarrhoea ping-ponging between family members and generally feeling rubbish, I would have to vote the other two as being equally the worst 😀
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Jaye
Jaye • mastodon (AP)
1 & 2 .. watching StarTrek now ❤️
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Michael Jarrett
Michael Jarrett • mastodon (AP)
billionaire man baby is annoying, but at least I get cool cars and rockets out of it.
All I get from malignant narcissist politicians are endless facepalms.
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Bitch Pudding
Bitch Pudding • mastodon (AP)
All of the above should have been an option.😜
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Max Riethmuller (TechLife)
Max Riethmuller (TechLife) • mastodon (AP)
George, I only see one option in your poll, repeated three times.
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Mykl_c
Mykl_c • ActivityPub
All of the above?
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Raz
Raz • mastodon (AP)
I chose billionaire man babies as that may include some malignant narcissist politicians. But it’s really all three, isn’t it?
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nicamlg
nicamlg • mastodon (AP)
diarrhea is only really, really bad if you are not in the "private room".
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Stevewhiteraven
Stevewhiteraven • mastodon (AP)
Malignant narcissist politicians I put as worst but Billionaire man babies probably support the first option..so difficult to decide but at least Imodium will help sort out the explosive diarrhoea
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Judy With The Booty🌈
Judy With The Booty🌈 • mastodon (AP)
doesn't each option follow the option before?
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Marco Pastorino :verified:
Marco Pastorino :verified: • mastodon (AP)
vox populi, vox dei 😄
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Wingdings Stan account 🇮🇪🇮🇪
Wingdings Stan account 🇮🇪🇮🇪 • mastodon (AP)
all of the above
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Darthdzl
Darthdzl • mastodon (AP)
There's something wrong with the poll. I can only pick one. 😁
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Icklesticks
Icklesticks • mastodon (AP)
that was a TOUGH choice😂
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Philipp Michel Reichold
Philipp Michel Reichold • mastodon (AP)
Tough call. Like a nursing board exam-- two potentially right answers and an obviously wrong answer.
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Joakim
Joakim • mastodon (AP)
if you take out the word "billionare" those 3 options look like one and the same!
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🌊 Gary Goosey 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🗽🌊 🧵
🌊 Gary Goosey 🇺🇸 🇺🇦🗽🌊 🧵 • mastodon (AP)
Answer: A&B and they are worse than C. #TwitterMigration
#TwitterExodus
#Graygoose
#TwitterRefugee
#NewHere
#newhere #TwitterExodus #twitterrefugee #twittermigration #graygoose
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Tom Raftery
Tom Raftery • mastodon (AP)
Why can we only choose one?
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mikegaziotis
mikegaziotis • mastodon (AP)
A lot of the malignant narcissist politicians seem to be getting enabled by the billionaires. So it’s hard to separate them. Not talking about Musk specifically either, he’s only doing what Murdoch did with Fox and NY Post years ago.

However, be it billionaires or corporate lobbies, I just wish big money didn’t have such an outsized influence on news & politics. They are using divide and qonquer tactics to get people to vote against their own self-interests
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Phil Allsopp
Phil Allsopp • mastodon (AP)
at least explosive diarrhea cleans out the problem. The other two choices are, I think, greatly magnified by unchecked capitalism which celebrates & rewards both types of destructive personality traits.
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Keef
Keef • mastodon (AP)
Explosive diarrhea effects me personally and I can cure it. You will never cure the other options.
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Rock
Rock • mastodon (AP)
You're not making this choice easy, Sulu. 😁
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Kirsti Louise Roberts-Addicott
Kirsti Louise Roberts-Addicott • mastodon (AP)
Close call... I know a billionaire who wears a nappy whilst on-line... He didn't want to miss a thing...He missed something for sure
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Mr Spock 🖖
Mr Spock 🖖 • mastodon (AP)
Well I voted for one, yet the top two deserve equal billing. 🖖
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Sharty Mcscrote
Sharty Mcscrote • mastodon (AP)
It's a close contest.
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Jason Thomas
Jason Thomas • mastodon (AP)
well with Trump you get all three.except the billionaire bit
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Rigelian Art 🌈 🌊 🌐 🇺🇦
Rigelian Art 🌈 🌊 🌐 🇺🇦 • mastodon (AP)
Worst however are the supporters and enablers of #1 and #2.

Regardless of whether they ate Pumpkin #Boebert's quality rodeo pork sliders or not to qualify for #3.
#boebert
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Neil ☑️
Neil ☑️ • mastodon (AP)
the Space Karen would get my vote today, but I'm mindful of tomorrow.
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Neil Eisenberg
Neil Eisenberg • mastodon (AP)
That was an easy one! ;)
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wordherder
wordherder • mastodon (AP)
I CAN’T CHOOSE THEY’RE EQUALLY BAD
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NiftyGnouf
NiftyGnouf • mastodon (AP)
at least you know diarrhoea will stop eventually. Shame the same can’t be said for the other two.
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counterintuit
counterintuit • mastodon (AP)
Oooh, that's a toughie.
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counterintuit
counterintuit • mastodon (AP)
Are you saying the country is feeling some urgency?
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Jimjam.nyc
Jimjam.nyc • mastodon (AP)
too hard to choose. I can rule out option c. At least there is a chance of feeling relieved after it happens.
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MathyMum
MathyMum • mastodon (AP)
@georgetakei. It’s a tie for first, followed by explosive diarrhea.
@George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽
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F. Neil S.
F. Neil S. • mastodon (AP)
Unfortunately I suffer from all three 😯.
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It’s called pork roll
It’s called pork roll • mastodon (AP)
If “FOXNews” was an option it would have been even tougher to choose
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Dava Keavney 🏳️‍⚧️🩻🔬👩‍🔬
Dava Keavney 🏳️‍⚧️🩻🔬👩‍🔬 • mastodon (AP)
The first two choices appear to be the same thing.
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I’m Having A NiceLife
I’m Having A NiceLife • mastodon (AP)
you can take something for the massive explosive diarrhea.
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Richard AJ Kevis
Richard AJ Kevis • mastodon (AP)
How many years out are we from being done with money again XD
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Milad Farjadian
Milad Farjadian • mastodon (AP)
, this is tough!
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Elizabeth Tai
Elizabeth Tai • mastodon (AP)
I'm glad my choice is the big one. Give me the runs any day. (As a person with IBS, that's my reality lol)
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Judee723
Judee723 • mastodon (AP)
🤣🤣🤣
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ChanlELvn
ChanlELvn • mastodon (AP)
All ANNOYING but MNP=Danger to #democracy
#democracy
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BettinaKoza
BettinaKoza • mastodon (AP)
Puh. Hard to decide.
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MUERTAVI
MUERTAVI • mastodon (AP)
that's not fair, in many cases 1 and 2 are the same o will be.
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Steingal
Steingal • mastodon (AP)
very hard to chose one
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Brian770
Brian770 • mastodon (AP)
can I have 2?
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zero kanada
zero kanada • mastodon (AP)
there's medication for diarrhoea. You can always vote out politicians. Billionaires have too much power that affects the planet, politics and indirectly our lives.
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alvaroNYC1970
alvaroNYC1970 • mastodon (AP)
explosive diarrhea goes away after you take a shit.
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Peter Walker 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇫🇮🌎🕊️☑️
Peter Walker 🇺🇲🇺🇦🇫🇮🌎🕊️☑️ • mastodon (AP)
That's a tough one!-- can you give us an option for billionaire man babies who *become* malignant narcissist politicians?
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Nonny22
Nonny22 • mastodon (AP)
All of the above!
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Brian Rainey 🤘
Brian Rainey 🤘 • mastodon (AP)
how explosive?
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Ana Paula Waaijenberg
Ana Paula Waaijenberg • mastodon (AP)
very difficult choice. At least explosive 💩 we can clean...
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Zerlyna
Zerlyna • mastodon (AP)
tough choice!!!
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Etapi72
Etapi72 • mastodon (AP)
I can take meds to get rid of the diarrhea. We are not e lucky with the politicians.
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Googies
Googies • mastodon (AP)
this was a tough se survey.
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KayleeTheMech
KayleeTheMech • mastodon (AP)
the first two need to be multiple choice!
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TheTallGuyZero
TheTallGuyZero • mastodon (AP)
I mean, I’ll take the bad 💩 any day, all day if it means all the Muskys and MTG go the way of the dodo
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Spooket
Spooket • mastodon (AP)
@georgetakei
@George Takei :verified: 🏳️‍🌈🖖🏽
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SVSalon
SVSalon • mastodon (AP)
You forgot Crazy Stalker Antisemitic Musicians who threaten to kill people and are still planning to run for president
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jillrhudy
jillrhudy • mastodon (AP)
apt equivalency
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Harriet
Harriet • mastodon (AP)
1 & 2
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Crcordray🇨🇦🇺🇸
Crcordray🇨🇦🇺🇸 • mastodon (AP)
I chose billionaires because they are less predictable than politicians.
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teledyn 𓂀
teledyn 𓂀 • mastodon (AP)
Only the last option is not an abstraction. Trust me.
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Slowhands
Slowhands • mastodon (AP)
all three
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Jonesy
Jonesy • mastodon (AP)
I would argue with a billionaire man babies spawn the malignant narcissist politicians.
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snickerbockers
snickerbockers • mastodon (AP)
im sorry but nothing's worse than when you really need to go but you're stuck in a car or there's a line at the restroom. anybody who says otherwise is just being dishonest with themselves.
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catlovingfreak
catlovingfreak • mastodon (AP)
You’re a trip.
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Keith B Martin DC :verified:
Keith B Martin DC :verified: • mastodon (AP)
Tough! Neither. All. Option four.
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Tom H.
Tom H. • mastodon (AP)
explosive diarrhea can be cured. Billionaires can go broke.
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redhead1der
redhead1der • mastodon (AP)
is this a trick question? They’re all the same
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Trippy Food
Trippy Food • mastodon (AP)
Aren't they all the same thing?
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Cypher
Cypher • mastodon (AP)
This is a hard choice. I mean... Explosive diarrhea is pretty bad on an overnight shift. :KEKW: :KEKW:
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Monroy Martens
Monroy Martens • mastodon (AP)
A) makes B) possible, which gives everyone C).
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fanestre
fanestre • mastodon (AP)
You should have asked which would we prefer. Diarrhea would have won by a mile
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Catsnjammers :verified:
Catsnjammers :verified: • mastodon (AP)
Geez, no option for D - All of the above? 😁
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El Jefe
El Jefe • mastodon (AP)
Aren’t they all one in the same?😂
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Erik Callaway
Erik Callaway • mastodon (AP)
- That's a rough choice. I feel like it could change for me by the hour.
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keshazel
keshazel • mastodon (AP)
Can I lump Billionaire man babies in with malignant narcs? It seems slightly unfair (hehe) that I have to pick one.
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LabRat sassmouth
LabRat sassmouth • mastodon (AP)
at least with the last one you can spend the day on the toilet and get past it.
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Samuel Bepis
Samuel Bepis • mastodon (AP)
Billionaires. Narcissist politicians can at least be voted out of office.
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Matthew Saunders
Matthew Saunders • mastodon (AP)
however, on an immediate personal level - the explosive diarrhea is pretty damn bad.
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Spike
Spike • mastodon (AP)
For me it truly is a tie between the first and second.
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Herbst-Mama
Herbst-Mama • mastodon (AP)
If it's not multiple choice I can't choose 😱
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Marshmallow Smurf
Marshmallow Smurf • mastodon (AP)
Billionaire man babies make the malignant politicians possible. Which eventually leads to explosive diarrhea because of the gutting health and safety regulations.
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Rebecca K.
Rebecca K. • mastodon (AP)
I mean the explosive diarrhea is easier to get rid of, so it's really only a contest between two of them.
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Gail Wheeler
Gail Wheeler • mastodon (AP)
can I vote for 2?
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Paul
Paul • mastodon (AP)
I don't know which one to pick I just can't decide which is worse, wait🤔 I can take a tablet for one of them. Mmm two left.
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legumancer Davy
legumancer Davy • mastodon (AP)
I showed my husband this post and he wants to join Mastodon now just because you're here. (He's holding out for my server to reopen though, he doesn't want to not be neighbors.)
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Cori
Cori • mastodon (AP)
All equal.
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tryblinking
tryblinking • mastodon (AP)
next time put three different options!
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ColecoSeamus
ColecoSeamus • mastodon (AP)
I’m least bothered by explosive diarrhea.
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Lauren Patzer
Lauren Patzer • mastodon (AP)
tough call between the first two options! 😊
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Louis And The Trashbag
Louis And The Trashbag • mastodon (AP)
I picked explosive diarrhea. Only because it's the only option I have absolutely no escape from.
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Kindness is thankful
Kindness is thankful • mastodon (AP)
I have personal experience with explosive diarrhea and it’s unpleasant but not generally life-threatening to more than one person at a time, the way the other two can be.
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cherrysberries
cherrysberries • mastodon (AP)
I really thought it would be billionaire man babies coming out on top.
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Corstorphine Climate Action
Corstorphine Climate Action • mastodon (AP)
arguably 1&2 are often the same people
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Mrs A, Gr Lks Costal Elite
Mrs A, Gr Lks Costal Elite • mastodon (AP)
is this a trick question?.
😂😂
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Ed Kent
Ed Kent • mastodon (AP)
oh gosh. Can I pick two?
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Bunnybb
Bunnybb • mastodon (AP)
all 3 🙈
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Red Tin Dave
Red Tin Dave • mastodon (AP)
I voted for the diarea - but it does depend if it's yours or someone else's
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Clara Listensprechen
Clara Listensprechen friendica
Depends. HA!
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The Chaotic Good 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🖖
The Chaotic Good 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🖖 • mastodon (AP)
It’s pretty simple. You-Know-who is a living example of why 1) Capitalism, 2) Tax law and 3) the US itself is broken.
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shanna
shanna • mastodon (AP)
I cannot choose 😂
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gqwincy :twit:
gqwincy :twit: • mastodon (AP)
Isn’t there one that is a narcissistic politician and billionaire (allegedly) man baby that we know of
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Andrew Jordan
Andrew Jordan • ActivityPub
actually it’s a toss up!
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A Lesser Santini
A Lesser Santini • mastodon (AP)
I keep waiting for explosive diarrhea to pull ahead but it keeps crapping the sheets.
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Luke in Windsor
Luke in Windsor • mastodon (AP)
it’s almost as though everyone here is pro-diarrhea.
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polyGeek
polyGeek • mastodon (AP)
I think the assumption here is that explosive diarrhea will go away in a day or two, but malignant narcissist politicians and billionaire man babies are lifetime commitments. I'd gladly suffer a brief diarrhea episode to remove a chronic issue.

Now, a lifetime of explosive diarrhea. No thank you. 😀
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zendao42
zendao42 • mastodon (AP)
They seem to be lateral moves & I think I accidentally voted trying to open the toot
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Pixie Pancake
Pixie Pancake • mastodon (AP)
Can someone forward this poll to Mike Lee? #TheWorst #Utah
#Utah #theworst
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Mariusz
Mariusz • mastodon (AP)
vox populi. So if Musk ditch the Idea of Nation Rep Redneckness we are going back ?
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saigaivai🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧【Seiso】VTuber
saigaivai🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧【Seiso】VTuber • mastodon (AP)
Vox Populi blah blah blah
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Floon
Floon • mastodon (AP)
Buncha folks missing the target here. The Malignant Narcissist Politicians can't happen without the Billionaire Man-Babies.
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Robert Friedman
Robert Friedman • mastodon (AP)
this is how monarchies take root.
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Phantom
Phantom • mastodon (AP)
options 1 and 2
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James
James • mastodon (AP)
billionaire man babies
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Garrett Van Siclen
Garrett Van Siclen • mastodon (AP)
Malignant narcissistic politicians give me diarrhea, so guess I must go with (A)
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pr0mpt
pr0mpt • mastodon (AP)
“ billionaire man babies talking politics” isn’t explosive JUST 🫢
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Rambo Brite
Rambo Brite • mastodon (AP)
Why can't we not have all three?
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Steff Beck
Steff Beck • mastodon (AP)
The problem is that the billionaire man babies financially back the malignant narcissistic politicians.
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Steve
Steve • mastodon (AP)
Malignant narcissist billionaire man babies.
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Sophia, the dark secret ✔
Sophia, the dark secret ✔ • mastodon (AP)
😄😆😄
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