I only voted Billionaire Man Babies because it's impossible to choose two. We can safely rule out explosive diarrhea because at least you feel better afterwards.
You know that you really, really made that tough between those first two choices. I chose the top one because once you take away the power of the second they are easier to manage. The "politician" part means they still have power over others, which makes them the worst. Explosive diarrhea is just a reminder that Taco Bell is not the value that you think it is.
That was a tough choice between 1️⃣ and 2️⃣, but I went with 1️⃣, because ultimately, they are what encouraged 2️⃣. 🤷♂️ The real answer, however, is 4️⃣: the voters and sycophants who support them. They are only the symptoms. The voters and sycophants are the illness.
I'll give you why I went with "explosive diarrhea" -- the first two affect you, but not necessarily with the immediacy, messiness, and pain of an actual episode of having an awful liquid explosion from your butt.
The first although it truly is a toss up with the second. Diarrhea is controllable. Like we say in the ER like bleeding… it eventually stops…one way or another.
Difficult choice. Billionaire man babies with power over a platform exhibits same malignant narcissism as seen in a particular malignant narcissistic politician. But the politician has the ability to cause more damage. No guardrails
I'd have said "yes" (my customary answer) until I realized that explosive diarrhea is something you can get over. There's too little difference between the first two, so I consider them the same plague.
The problem with the poll is that numbers 1&2 (no pun intended) negatively affects all of society, while number 3 only affects me. While I may not like number 3, it only lasts for a limited time; 1&2 last for generations.
RE your poll. Not much of a choice - all miserable.
Diarrhea is nothing to joke about when it happens to you.
Decades ago I had two weeks of real bad food poisoning, lost 20pounds, but I'd be willing to take one for the team if I could travel back to 2015 and warn everyone. Problem is that no one would believe me.
Maybe you could borrow the TARDIS while your are in the UK? You might need a letter from the King.
Difficult to say. Explosive diarrhea is certain a pain... huh, unfortunate metaphor here. Well, it is certainly unpleasant, but it is over after a while. These alternatives tend to hang on much longer.
explosive diarrhea is the least of our worries. Man babies, narcissistic politicians the worse. I know I checked rich man babies which was a mistake on my part.
how to choose….how to choose…I would like to choose all, but explosive poop needs to be accompanied by you being surrounded by people important to you, while surrounded by video cameras at the moment President Biden pauses your Medal of Honor ceremony momentarily to shake hands with aliens during first contact and you’re wearing white. Even the shoes.
I experienced 4 years of a malignant narcissistic politician , I have only had explosive diarrhea when preparing for a colonoscopy, I’d rather prepare for that colonoscopy.
we all know the *loser* of this poll (is neither of the two *losers* being subtooted [is that a thing? I think it's gotta be a thing. At least on a poll discussing "explosive diarrhea", "subtooting" is totally a thing]. You're welcome!)
Hm, it seems people do not think that the simple existence of billionaires is as bad as the constant that politicians will be narcisists. What do you think, George? Can we pull around?
that's a real sophies choice my dude. one of those things is clearly not at the same level as the other two, i think we both know which one, now bring on the taco bell
Explosive diarrhea doesn't last for years unlike the other two options. A billionaire man-baby has the money to influence and can possibly become a politician. A malignant narcissist politician can be elected if they have enough influence over voters, but can lose if their voter base is small compared to the rest of the country's voting population.
I'm more afraid of malignant narcissistic politicians than billionaires, because of the followers they attract--and the stochastic terrorism they inspire.
How can I pick just one? Alternatively, if I had to pick the "best" out of the three, I would pick explosive diarrhea. At least I can flush when I'm done.
if it were, "Ranked Choice" ballots, explosive diarrhea would be an easy third on that list. It seems to me, if we got rid of malignant narcissistic politicians, we wouldn't have any billionaires, hopefully - solving one problem, fixes the others. I'd like to give a shout out to mom - Hi mom!
I'm surprised the politicians are leading here... seems like they're easier to get out of power, generally. The billionaire man babies just keep screwing people over without any real accountability.
Malignant narcissist politicians don't just take money from Billionaires, but the (much larger) set of millionaires and corporations.
And for those who consider only Trump when thinking of malignant narcissists, prizing personal gain over serving your country is a mental disorder especially when cast in the realm of politics. There is a much larger quantity of corrupt politicians than billionaires.
the worst would be a billionaire malignant narcissistic politician-man baby with explosive diarrhea. Affinity for orange skin seems to be a indicator of the presence of this affliction, and most likely will be accompanied by a cheap and gaudy red hat.
I'm rather of the opinion that the billionaire man babies make malignant narcissist politicians possible. Not just the man-babies who run the two most popular social networking sites, but also the man-baby who likes putting his name on towers, and the other man-baby who owns the big news network globally.
having to stay on a social platform with both first two points AND a stream of something brown in the mentions on top of that - I`d call that the worst of the worst.
Eliminate billionares → They can't keep spending ridiculous sums of money to keep the malignant narcissist politicians in office → We can improve health care in this country, including for explosive diarrhea!
@georgetakei Don't underestimate toilet seat splashback. It's politicians and billionaires in the poll though. Explosive diarrhea can sometimes lead to a sense of relief.
I’ll take explosive diarrhoea over the other two. I’m exhausted of self serving, malicious, egotistical politicians trampling on the people they are supposed to serve and billionaires that bullies and divides the working class. You can flush diarrhoea away, the other two…no.
well after my family has gone a number of weeks of diarrhoea ping-ponging between family members and generally feeling rubbish, I would have to vote the other two as being equally the worst 😀
billionaire man baby is annoying, but at least I get cool cars and rockets out of it. All I get from malignant narcissist politicians are endless facepalms.
Malignant narcissist politicians I put as worst but Billionaire man babies probably support the first option..so difficult to decide but at least Imodium will help sort out the explosive diarrhoea
A lot of the malignant narcissist politicians seem to be getting enabled by the billionaires. So it’s hard to separate them. Not talking about Musk specifically either, he’s only doing what Murdoch did with Fox and NY Post years ago.
However, be it billionaires or corporate lobbies, I just wish big money didn’t have such an outsized influence on news & politics. They are using divide and qonquer tactics to get people to vote against their own self-interests
at least explosive diarrhea cleans out the problem. The other two choices are, I think, greatly magnified by unchecked capitalism which celebrates & rewards both types of destructive personality traits.
there's medication for diarrhoea. You can always vote out politicians. Billionaires have too much power that affects the planet, politics and indirectly our lives.
im sorry but nothing's worse than when you really need to go but you're stuck in a car or there's a line at the restroom. anybody who says otherwise is just being dishonest with themselves.
Billionaire man babies make the malignant politicians possible. Which eventually leads to explosive diarrhea because of the gutting health and safety regulations.
I showed my husband this post and he wants to join Mastodon now just because you're here. (He's holding out for my server to reopen though, he doesn't want to not be neighbors.)
I have personal experience with explosive diarrhea and it’s unpleasant but not generally life-threatening to more than one person at a time, the way the other two can be.
I think the assumption here is that explosive diarrhea will go away in a day or two, but malignant narcissist politicians and billionaire man babies are lifetime commitments. I'd gladly suffer a brief diarrhea episode to remove a chronic issue.
Now, a lifetime of explosive diarrhea. No thank you. 😀
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