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He chickened out of the debate
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#cartoon by Nick #Anderson

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#cartoon by Michael de Adder #deAdder

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#cartoon by Dave #Whamond

I miss Joe.
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#cartoon by Ed #Wexler

Mary Hilton mastodon (AP)
Now, dammit, where did I put my sword!
The Turtle mastodon (AP)
and where's Pam Grier?
Mary Hilton mastodon (AP)
@the_turtle and where the hell is Lucy Lawless?

Elbwiese mastodon (AP)
Mußte die Wäsche hängen lassen.
#InsektenSamstag
lindgrüne Heuschreckenlarve auf grüner Wäscheklammer, die Wäsche auf Leine hält, Heuschrecke mit sehr langen Hinterbeinen und Fühlern


BlueNews mastodon (AP)
'Roadspreading’ returns: How Pennsylvania’s oil industry quietly dumped waste across the state
Spreading fracking wastewater on roads is banned. Oil and gas companies do it anyway.
https://grist.org/regulation/roadspreading-pennsylvania-fracking-waste/

The Turtle mastodon (AP)
I do not know the words to the Australian national anthem, so I just picture it to be all about eucalyptus and kangaroos and surfing and beer.
Mary Hilton mastodon (AP)
You forgot the koalas, and Crocodile Dundee

punklawyer mastodon (AP)
This Dutch psychiatrist talking about Nazis tried at Nuremberg has Trump pegged:

*It is because the dictator is afraid, albeit unconsciously, of his own internal contradictions, that he is afraid of the same internal contradictions of his fellow men. He must purge and purge, terrorize and terrorize in order to still his own raging inner drives. He must kill every doubter, destroy every person who makes a mistake, imprison everyone who cannot be proved to be utterly single-minded.*

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punklawyer mastodon (AP)
The sickness of the totalitarian leader ultimately sickens the entire state, driving it to self-destruction:

*In Totalitaria, the latent aggression and savagery in man are cultivate by the dictator to such a degree that they can explode into mass criminal actions shown by Hitler's persecution of minorities. Ultimately, the country shows a real pathology, an utter dominance of destructive and self-destructive tendencies. *

https://archive.org/download/joost-meerloo-rape-of-the-mind/%20Joost%20Meerloo_Rape%20of%20the%20mind.pdf

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Listeria Outbreak Linked to Deli Meat, CDC Says - Consumer Reports https://www.consumerreports.org/health/listeria/multistate-listeria-outbreak-linked-to-deli-meat-a3810493882/

President Zelenskyy visited the National Children's #Hospital "#Okhmatdyt" and spoke with children undergoing treatment.

"I thank everyone who helps the hospital, who was there after the russian missile was hit and cleared the debris, supported the children. Thank you to everyone in the world who was looking for a solution to support Ukrainians.

We will definitely restore everything and prove that life is stronger than its enemy"https://www.instagram.com/reel/C97OrjTNRKB

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Frozen Canuck mastodon (AP)
White Dudes for Harris has quickly reached over 25,000 white dudes who have signed up for Monday's event. Pete Buttigieg will be joining!!

https://whitedudesforharris.com

#KamalaHarris #Democrats #VoteBlue #WhiteDudesForHarris #Mastodon4Harris
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nixCraft 🐧 mastodon (AP)
Shell script to see Time-To-Live (TTL) for a DNS record on Linux, Unix, macOS and FreeBSD https://www.cyberciti.biz/faq/bashl-linux-unix-script-too-see-time-to-live-ttl-for-dns-record/
shell script outputs showing TTL for given domain name in human readable format
oftl mastodon (AP)
NFN, mind you 😉

mihoyo has gotta make the "skip" button in #zenlesszonezero easier to click on pulls, instead of it fading out with the screen while it's doing that dang animation
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Brian Jopek mastodon (AP)
It should be really simple but unfortunately, those who don’t follow this simple premise are among the reasons “we can’t have nice things,” as the saying goes.
#DeepThoughts
#Faulkner
A photo of author William Faulkner with a quote attributed to him. 


“To live anywhere in the world today and be against equality because of race or color is like living in Alaska and being against snow.”

OtownKim mastodon (AP)
It has to be Harris!! It must be! We need and Deserve this America!! 💪#Harris2024! Blue no matter who!!!
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OtownKim Private Message mastodon (AP)
@NaturaArtisMagistra I set up a monthly
OtownKim Private Message mastodon (AP)
@NaturaArtisMagistra I totally get that. It's a small amount

libramoon diaspora
URBAN CIRCUS

Bright lights extend beyond the scope of sight.
Dramas play out against
bold traffic’s blare.
A dizzy sense of power pervades the night.
Caught up in spotlight
fraught with public glare,
we myriad performers act out in bounds —
a circus squared by concrete, bricks and glass.
The streets, their high tech urban sounds
singing electric chorus to the mass,
awaken yearnings, fantasies released;
new projects and old lusts see flight.

But, bright lights do not the total story tell.
A city’s underside is lit in shame.
When daylight’s order sounds its evening knell
chaos imps devise a different game.
To disregard these jousts of urban war
would not do justice to subservient pain,
designated winning/losing scores.
Where many lust for wealth that few may gain
poverty seldom rests in leisured peace.
Shell-shocked youth roam their nights in hell.

A merry trickster prances through the crowds,
releasing smiles, enjoining folk to dance,
exuding laughter that dispels all clouds,
turns the mood distinctly toward romance.
In low-lit cafes, strobe-lit discos, too,
twosomes stroke and flaunt their partners’ charms;
on garish streets and hidden alleys woo,
delighting in caressing lovers’ arms.
All daytime’s trials forgotten for this while,
buried ‘neath lust’s crimson, silken shrouds

An act played out so many times before:
Young lovers meet in secret rendezvous.
They pledge their love along the river’s shore.
But, what! A third’s been added to the two.
A jealous rival swears to end their tryst.
He comes prepared for battle with a knife.
And plunges with such vicious twist
to break a heart and end another’s life.
Turning to the maiden an evil smile,
he hears not what she dares implore.

Tomorrow’s headlines may retrace the tale.
And law’s swift retribution cage the cur.
But now it’s midnight in the jail
where scoundrels scheme of what they never were.
The street throngs laugh, in colorful array.
They have no thought of morning’s dreary chores.
They’ve many hours still ’til break of day.
Many hours to drink and woo and score.
Warm nights are made for madness and release
of lust from daylight’s cautious veil.

#poem
#poem

to those grousing about Campaign contributions vs #MutualAid

a lot of y'all are taking the wrong lesson out of what we are witnessing with #MastodonForHarris

let's take away the obvious elections hype and enthusiasm. what are we left with?

we have one person managing the effort of fundraising for ONE issue thru a platform that provides very little friction to do so. and that person is vetted and trusted by the community. that's why it scales. that's why the pot keeps growing.

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Karen Strickholm mastodon (AP)
@signalthirteen @mawhrin I grew up around the Civil Rights Movement in the 1960s. My mother had a mimeograph machine in the basement, right by the laundry machine, to make demonstration flyers. I marched for MLK as a child! And yet still, my knowledge of African American history is spotty at best. Still learning, even at 66 years young.

Bubba Harrison mastodon (AP)
Of course, Hollywood theorized about it first.
#CocaineShark

https://www.tmz.com/2024/07/27/cocaine-shark-bret-mccormick-brazil-promo/

Hank G ☑️ friendica (via ActivityPub)
Whenever I hear the “Harris is the DEI candidate”, and you will too, I’m going to use this quote from Dana Milbank: “Right. Vance, who has served 19 months in the Senate after writing a book and briefly dabbling as a venture capitalist, was picked by Trump on the merits. But Harris, who spent decades as a prosecutor, district attorney, attorney general and senator, became vice president because of diversity, equity and inclusion.”#uspoli #Election2024
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PB Livin' mastodon (AP)
I think the only appropriate response is "Lol, can you imagine embarrassing yourself by saying something that dumb?"

Coming back at them with logic makes it sound like there's a debate to be had, like the premise of their statement is something to consider seriously. It's nothing but pathetic racism and any response should treat it as such.
PB Livin' mastodon (AP)
*Put another way: Everyone, left right and middle, knows "DEI hire" isn't saying "she's not qualified", it's saying "she's black".

Answering that with "she's definitely qualified" is missing the point and following their misdirection.

Anyone in their right mind knows she's got a long professional track record.

So point out how dumb it is that anyone would question that. Don't take their point as something to debate, just flat out say how dumb you'd have to be to question that

Stacey Cornelius mastodon (AP)
When you're 14 you get to lounge around as much as you want.

#DailyCat #Caturday #GingerCat #TabbyCat #CatsOfMastodon
Ginger and white cat stretched out on a white faux fur throw. A tabby cat is curled up in a nest of cushions behind her.
Ginger and white cat curled up on a white faux fur throw. A tabby cat is curled up in a nest of cushions behind her.

liferstate mastodon (AP)
Dear fedi, who is this Unknown Bird! On a rock! Doesn't look like a common gull to me, but I could be wrong?

[Update: it is most likely a juvenile herring gull. Thanks everybody for the learning!]

Spotted yesterday on the southeastern shore of Lake Michigan. #birdCallOut #nameThatBird
Bird standing on a rock above water. 

Bird has a whitish head, mixed grayish-brown and white wings & body with dark gray tail feathers, a black beak and pinkish webbed feet.
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overflo mastodon (AP)
Every time I turn on the air condition it plays the first few notes of the Terminator theme.
Can this be an Incident?
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VanillaSkunk mastodon (AP)
LOL

We have one of those units in our server room to keep it 50 F in that room at all times.

That AC lasted 2 years, and now it's CONSTANTLY SCREAMING just to operate.

so... it's definitely a warning.
pty mastodon (AP)
😂

Steve Schwinghamer mastodon (AP)
Dozer says to use your weekend wisely, friends.

#Caturday
A grey tabby covers his face while lying by the armrest of a brown couch. Pink toe beans are visible.

libramoon diaspora
KARMIC STREAM #poem

Ripples
along a lazy stream of time
crossing whirlwind space.
Rippling into etched contours,
teasing tricks of mind.
Expecting miracles.
One day precedes the next.
Reflective pooling, a
faultless, serene slip of spring.
Next I know I am hauling logs
through winter
cold, ice-tinged hands and toes
dripping nose,
exhausted, wilting.
Life brings no promises.
None to hold them to.
There are no changelings of the night;
not even prescient aliens to awe us.
There is energy.
There is form.
There is shadow bleeding
into substance.
There is here and now receding
into there and then.
There are the promises we keep
never knowing we have made them.
Ripples
shining in the sun
colours of a thousand worlds’ rainbows.
Ripples quietly expressing,
infinitely regressing,
first cause
last effect.
#poem

Tim Mak mastodon (AP)
Good morning to readers; Kyiv remains in Ukrainian hands.

As the Olympics start in Paris, we are highlighting the almost 500 Ukrainian athletes who won’t be able to watch them.

Athletes like Ivan, a soccer player, killed in Kharkiv after going back to help his employees.

Nataliya Skakun, a former Olympic weightlifter, stopped talking mid-sentence, abruptly looking up at a spot in the sky not visible over our video call.

“Hang on,” she said with her neck craned back, “I just saw a missile.”
Tim Mak mastodon (AP)
News of the Day:

The first Ukrainian victory at the 2024 Olympic Games comes in the judo competition’s 60 kg category.

Ukrainian Dilshot Khalmatov defeated Uzbekistan's Doston Ruziev in the round of 32 finalists, reports the New Voice of Ukraine.

https://sport.nv.ua/ukr/olimpiada-2024/olimpiada-2024-onlayn-translyaciya-zmagann-u-parizhi-27-lipnya-50437955.html
Tim Mak mastodon (AP)
Mayor of Kyiv Vitali Klitschko, himself a former champion boxer, praised the Paris opening ceremony as "beautiful and successful."

But he drew attention to the 487 Ukrainian athletes who have been killed due to the war.

https://x.com/Klitschko/status/1816900072644415912

OtownKim mastodon (AP)
😂😂😂

Remember #CatsOfMastodon don't forget to stay hydrated!

#Caturday
Five kittens drinking from a water fountain
OtownKim mastodon (AP)
😻😻

Nova Prime, Initiated! :: https://nova-prime.net/2024/07/27/prime-initiated.html , What do you do when you have a day off from work? Do you play some viddygames? Do you go outside and roll around in the grass, praying you don’t accidentally slob around in some poopoo? Well, that’s not what I do. Today, I sat down in front of my computer screen, chugged an energy drink as my heart screamed at me “Please, for the love of pizza and beer, stop the caffeine!” and I said, “What if I f



Prof Kemi FG mastodon (AP)
Anyone who thinks cars bring "freedom" has never driven on I-95.

#cars #WarOnCars #DrivingSucks
JustAFrog mastodon (AP)
Cars are burdens.

You have to pay a lot to keep them going, and also you have to work at driving them because nobody else seems to be trying very hard.

I'm very glad I don't need to use one.


Charlie pixelfed (AP)
Highlighted #smartphonepic
A  wooden bench on a promenade along a lake. Heavy, dark clouds are rolling in over the lake and the hills towards the bench. But they haven't reached the sun behind the bench jet and so the back of the bench is being illuminated, creating quite a contrast to the clouds

Bubba Harrison mastodon (AP)
Sharks are already terrifying. Now they're high on cocaine? I'm never going in the ocean again. I'll stick to the pool, where the only danger is getting a wedgie.

#BabySharkDooDoo
https://www.science.org/content/article/cocaine-sharks-found-waters-brazil

Mastodon Migration mastodon (AP)
Trump hates being out of the limelight and is a master media manipultor. Harris has captured the nation's attention and it's driving him crazy. His outrageous comments yesterday about ending voting where calculated to grab back attention. He wants people parsing his words, so long as they are talking about him. And, of course like always, he leaves just enough ambiguity to wriggle out of the obvious interpretation. Believe him. If elected he will end democracy. Harris will protect our freedom.
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