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Fesshole 🧻 mastodon (AP)
Not my fess but my boyfriend loves peeing in the sea to the point that when we go to the beach, he holds it rather than going to an actual toilet so that he's guaranteed a piss in the sea. It's really off putting and I am thinking of breaking up with him.
Log 🪵 mastodon (AP)
Methinks the piss thing is not the main reason fesser's boyfriend is getting tossed out.

But also, what's the problem with pissing in the ocean? No poos, please, but urine in the brine seems just fine.
cy unkn (AP)
pee in the sea
urine in the brine
piss in the abyss
watersports on the—(shot)

J.D. VANCE: no, no, you misheard me. I said I'm homo-sectional.

CAB DRIVER: get out.

Vivaldi mastodon (AP)
Happy Sysadmin Day!

👀 Especially to all the sysadmins who pulled double duty last Friday thanks to Microsoft and CrowdStrike.

We see you 🫶🏼

#sysadmin #SysadminDay #browser #Microsoft #Crowdstrike #tech #Technology
Happy Sysadmin Day Meme

Steve Schwinghamer mastodon (AP)
Considering the right code name for "Total clusterfuck" in QDA software. Suggestions welcome.

Variations for public and private sector appropriate.

Kulturkramkiste mastodon (AP)
Klassik für Klugscheisser: Auf die Plätze, fertig, los! Musik und Olympia
Pünktlich zum Start der Olympischen Spiele in Paris klären wir, was es eigentlich mit der Connection zwischen Musik und Sport auf sich hat. Lässt sich mit Musik vielleicht sogar die sportliche Leistung steigern?Und Sportskanone Wolfgang Amadeus darf in dieser Folge auch nicht fehlen
https://www.br.de/mediathek/podcast/klassik-fuer-klugscheisser/auf-die-plaetze-fertig-los-musik-und-olympia/2096002

Mock Paper Scissors wordpress (AP)

ETTD, Part Infinity


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Making America Dumb Again

It involves Jim Hoft —the Stupidest Man On The Internet— so d’uh! Ipso-fatso, it must be stupid!

Judge throws out Gateway Pundit’s bankruptcy claim


A federal judge in Florida threw out a bankruptcy case filed by the Gateway Pundit, ruling that the site, which is known for spreading conspiracy theories, sought bankruptcy protection in “bad faith” to avoid having to pay potential damages in defamation suits related to the site’s reporting on the 2020 election.

The Thursday ruling from U.S. bankruptcy judge Mindy Mora in the Southern District of Florida means that defamation cases from two Georgia election workers, as well as one from a former Dominion Voting Systems executive, can proceed. The defamation cases had been held up while the bankruptcy case was ongoing.

Gateway Pundit wrote a series of articles about the 2020 presidential election amplifying claims that the election workers Ruby Freeman and Shaye Moss and former Dominion executive Eric Coomer helped rig the 2020 election in favor of Joe Biden. Gateway Pundit denies wrongdoing and previously said it was seeking bankruptcy protection to fight against “progressive liberal lawfare attacks” against the site.

Add ignorance of the law to the long list of things of which Jim Hoft/Gateway Pundit is ignorant.

https://mockpaperscissors.com/2024/07/26/heres-some-stupid-to-start-your-day-256/



⚠️🇺🇦Almost 150 combat clashes on battlefield: Russians conduct 43 attacks on Pokrovsk front (more) https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2024/07/26/7467491/ #Ukraine #Press #USA #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #UnitedKingdom #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#Article7 #Article7HungaryNow

Will diaspora
Freedom versus Chaos has a nice ring to it. I think that has become the new political slogan.

⛔️🇺🇦Allies refusal to provide Ukraine with adequate air defenses allows Russian terrorists to attack two more civilian power facilities in two Ukrainian oblasts overnight (more) https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2024/07/26/7467490/ #Ukraine #Press #USA #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #UnitedKingdom #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#Article7 #Article7HungaryNow

Russian infantry reacting kind of weird to their ammunition storage being blown up by Ukrainian drones.
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unusual_whales mastodon (AP)
Forbes estimates Kamala Harris and her husband, Emhoff's, net worth to be about $8 million, up from $7 million in 2021.

#news #finance #economics #stocks #options

BlueNews mastodon (AP)
NYC DEP Launches Free Program to Replace Private Lead Water Service Lines for Bronx Homeowners
$24 Million Program Will Help Bronx Property Owners Save $10,000 or More on Replacement Costs
https://www.nyc.gov/site/dep/news/24-028/nyc-dep-launches-free-program-replace-private-lead-water-service-lines-bronx-homeowners#/0

Meduza in English mastodon (AP)
A man attempted to set himself on fire near Lenin’s Mausoleum on Red Square on Friday. Russian media identified the man as Vladimir Arsenyev, the head of a Defense Ministry contractor who was reportedly accused of disrupting defense shipments in 2023. https://t.co/5zDhY1aGy3

⚠️This is NOT a drill

In a direct attempt to stifle online speech & expression, MIB wants to regulate online content on “news & current affairs”, by sneaking in revisions to the Broadcasting Bill, 2023. We explain how this can affect creators & maybe even all of us. 1/7

https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/new-draft-of-broadcasting-bill-news-influencers-may-be-classified-as-broadcasters-101721961764666.html

MLS mastodon (AP)
Sporting Kansas City transfer Marinos Tzionis to FK Čukarički https://www.mlssoccer.com/news/sporting-kansas-city-transfer-marinos-tzionis-to-fk-cukaricki TRANSFER TRACKER STATUS: Transfer
Sporting Kansas City have transferred forward Marinos Tzionis to Serbian top-flight side FK Čukarički, the club announced Friday.
Tzionis, a 23-year-old Cyprian international, joined Sporting KC in 2022 from Omonia Nicosia. A U22 Initiative signing, he tallied 2g/1a in 57 appearances.
As Tzionis departs, S...

bytebro mastodon (AP)

Content warning: Wordle


Nonilex mastodon (AP)
"This week, we got a chance to catch up with a friend who we’ve known for more than 20 years. She’d had a pretty busy couple of days, to say the least. But we couldn’t be more excited for her -- or more thrilled to endorse #KamalaHarris as the Democratic nominee for #President of the #UnitedStates," read a joint statement released by #Obama & #MichelleObama.

"We agree with President #Biden -- choosing Kamala was one of the best decisions he’s made," they said.

#HarrisForPresident #Harris2024

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⚠️🇮🇷AFU’s air defence downs 20 of 22 Russian launched Shahed drones attacking Ukraine overnight (more) https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2024/07/26/7467488/ #Ukraine #Press #USA #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #UnitedKingdom #Iran #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#Article7 #Article7HungaryNow

Rick Thoman mastodon (AP)
Downtown Fairbanks Friday 615am: Mostly cloudy, slight breeze, no significant rain overnight, 66F (18.9C). #MyAlaskaWx

Hourly Quotes ✅ mastodon (AP)
The art of progress is to preserve order amid change, and to preserve change amid order.
— Alfred North Whitehead

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⚠️🇷🇺Russia loses 950 invaders and 200 pieces of equipment over past day (Statistics) https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2024/07/26/7467487/ #Ukraine #Press #USA #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #UnitedKingdom #Russia #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#Article7 #Article7HungaryNow

Sue Stone mastodon (AP)
Anthony Scaramucci: JD Vance's vice-presidential nomination harms Donald Trump campaign

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4794159-scaramucci-vance-trump-campaign/

⚠️⛔️War crime: Russian terrorist’s air raid targets student accommodation building in Chernihiv Oblast (more) https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2024/07/26/7467482/ #Ukraine #ICC #ICJ #Hague #Press #USA #PACE #CoE #ECHR #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #UnitedKingdom #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#Article7 #Article7HungaryNow

Damn, Nancy today got real
A four-panel comic strip of Nancy lying down in a position that could be meditative or could be ennui, saying "I am the beginning. The end. Everything— And nothing."
oh boy, I didn't realize it was Caroline Cash Nancy time already. Have you seen her original work? It's so good.

https://store.silversprocket.net/search?q=Caroline+cash&options%5Bprefix%5D=last

#Shot: #NorthKorean leader #KimJongUn calls for women to have more children ➡️ https://mastodon.social/@rameshgupta/111523353318856489

#Chaser: #Russian leader #Putin urges Russians to have more kids ➡️ https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/putin-urges-russians-have-more-kids-says-ethnic-survival-stake-2024-02-15/

#NorthKorean leader #KimJongUn calls for women to have more children.

If a government can prevent you from #takingItOut, it can force you to put it in.

In a different era, North Korea had forced its people from #puttingItIn.

#SocietiesAreNotStatic

In the 1970-80s North Korea had implemented #birthControl programs to slow a postwar population growth.

#abortion #abortionRights #reproductiveCare #reproductiveRights

https://apnews.com/article/north-korea-kim-jong-un-birthrate-72d59d0e2c685549ba8cd8734d8a7fe2



#NorthKorean leader #KimJongUn calls for women to have more children.

If a government can prevent you from #takingItOut, it can force you to put it in.

In a different era, North Korea had forced its people from #puttingItIn.

#SocietiesAreNotStatic

In the 1970-80s North Korea had implemented #birthControl programs to slow a postwar population growth.

#abortion #abortionRights #reproductiveCare #reproductiveRights

https://apnews.com/article/north-korea-kim-jong-un-birthrate-72d59d0e2c685549ba8cd8734d8a7fe2

FeralRobots mastodon (AP)
& of course there will also be a surge in voter purges.
antipode77 mastodon (AP)
Need info on voting :
Make sure you are registered to vote !

https://vote.gov/
https://www.vote.org/
https://justfacts.votesmart.org/
https://www.vote411.org/

Yogthos mastodon (AP)
I love how western mind can no longer comprehend the concept of planning for the future. 😆

https://theweek.com/politics/why-is-china-stockpiling-resources
Why is China stockpiling resources?

The superpower has been amassing huge reserves of commodities at great cost despite its economic downturn
Yogthos mastodon (AP)
@Nazani shouldn't be surprising given that US politicians foam at the mouth every time they talk about China
Nazani mastodon (AP)
We should all be worried about China's human rights abuses, occupation of Tibet, betrayal of Hong Kong, exploitation of Africa, environmental crimes, etc., etc...

Krautreporter mastodon (AP)
Eine ökonomische Theorie wird immer bekannter: die Modern Monetary Theory, kurz MMT. Auch wenn sie viele Gegner:innen hat, prägt sie seit Jahren die Debatte darüber, wie viel Geld Staaten ausgeben können. Der neue Text von Katharina Mau: https://krautreporter.de/geld-und-wirtschaft/5428-es-gibt-gar-keine-staatsschulden-sagt-eine-wichtige-theorie?shared=1788ae40-0552-48a8-9eae-7ecb19e7ab31&utm_campaign=share-url&utm_medium=editorial&utm_source=mastodon.social

fivestone mastodon (AP)
其实我 25 岁的时候,也说过:按照生活方式和能动性划分的话,25 岁就算中年了,因为很多人从此再了无新意。
fivestone mastodon (AP)
@liying 主要是从 25 到 80 都还能一直蹦跶的人,也不会被我 offend 到~
achitaka mastodon (AP)
@fivestone@fivest.one还真是,看到这句完全没有想立马去反驳的时候,我就知道我的人生还在蹦跶中哈哈
@liying 25歲之前就了無新意的也不會覺得被稱中年是offend,說不定還會自得老成

‼️🇺🇦Explosions rock temporarily occupied Crimea: Saky airfield on fire, ammunition blows up there (VIDEO and more) https://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2024/07/26/7467481/ #Ukraine #Press #USA #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #UnitedKingdom #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#Article7 #Article7HungaryNow

SilverSalmonAK mastodon (AP)
6:00AM: 56, overcast, drizzle.

The forecast just changes in nuance for the next 7 days: "rain, then rain likely," "rain likely, then rain."

"Chance rain" enters the chat Sat night.

Our word today comes from the NWS: drizzle. I have a lot of respect for words that use double "Z"s ...like grizzly. 😉

Tomorrow I'll find another word for "overcast." That one is getting old.

#MyAlaskawx #akwx #Sitka #Alaska


Sue Stone mastodon (AP)
Michael Steele criticizes Donald Trump's 'incoherent' Kamala Harris attacks

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4794213-trump-attacks-harris-incoherent-steele/

taz mastodon (AP)
Die Zahl der E-Scooter-Unfälle mit Personenschaden hat im vorigen Jahr stark zugenommen. Auch die Zahl der Todesopfer ist gestiegen. https://taz.de/!6026136
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