"Now, they've been building up to this day for five years, but before I finally join Charlene and Phil together, I must ask the question. Does any person gathered here today know of any reason why these two souls should not be joined together in holy matrimony?"
"Waaaaaaaaaittt!"
"Huh!"
"Pete, what the hell?"
"You can't marry him, Charlene!"
"Why? You barely know us? You just work with Phil sometimes..."
"Yeah, what the hell, Pete?"
"Charlene, one time at work, I heard Phil say, 'visa versa'."
"Well, whats wrong with that?"
"Phil, is this true?"
"Charlene, I, what is wrong with saying that? Isn't it a phrase?"
"Come on Charlene, let's get out of here. We'll start a new life together. You can come live at mine, or vice versa."
"Oh Pete!!!"
"Charleeeeeneee!!!"