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Katherine Bond diaspora
I’m not even getting phone books any more.
Nora Qudus diaspora
no zip code no mail, I have wrist watches I wear them....these are only "obsolete" to people who live in a narrow world and inside their box......sad little zombies
Jodi K diaspora
Me neither. Haven't for years.
Jodi K diaspora
I'm sitting at a desk with a landline, a rolodex, a dictionary, a thesaurus, and a basket of Zip drives, and I'm wearing a watch.

Must be an old fart!
Jodi K diaspora
Most of those are still useful. Though come to think of it, why do I still have the zip drives?
Nora Qudus diaspora
I have files boxes full of interesting facts.....I thumb through them ....like books.
Jodi K diaspora
Oh and notes written in cursive.
Nora Qudus diaspora
yes I journaled this morning in cursive and wrote a poem
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I cursed poetically today.

The Ungiven Fuck by Et Al

I think that I shall never see
a fuck ungiven by a tree
with pollen released prolifically,
as if by pontiffs pointedly
presuming to bless trees everywhere,
receptive or not, without a care.
I requested that ChatGPT evaluate this poem.

This poem seems to be a play on the famous poem "The Road Not Taken" by Robert Frost. It uses a similar structure and rhyme scheme, but instead of discussing the choices one makes in life, it uses the metaphor of a tree giving or not giving a "fuck" to comment on the idea of giving or withholding care or attention. The use of religious imagery with the use of "pontiffs" adds an interesting layer to the poem. The poem seems to be a commentary on the idea of apathy and the consequences of not giving a "fuck" about things. Overall, it's a clever and witty poem that pokes fun at the traditional structure of poetry and adds a fresh perspective on a familiar theme.
Simon Ashcroft diaspora
I assumed a zip code was the US version of a postcode - we still have those here.

Haven't worn a wristwatch for a year or so - decided the battery was not worth the expense. Then again, I've never been much of a timekeeper. Life's to short to measure it.

Optical discs? Still have them. My hi-fi stereo is fully functional. Even have an old VHS player upstairs, and there are a few, log unplayed tapes hanging around. And I have a box full of floppy discs and a usb drive for them, to mention something not on the list.

As to an inkwell - I have a wooden construction that has 4 inkwells above a drawer for the pens and nibs which I made myself. If I remember, I'll take a photo. I have been known to write with a quill on occasions...
We still have postal codes and couriers that go postal daily.
This is a great source of consternation for the neighborhood dogs.
Simon Ashcroft diaspora
Nippy little blighters, are they?
Yes, the little blighter residing next door is particularly barky, even engaging in rage if it sees us through one of the windows in our own house. I relish the thought of sitting in a chair with a book by the pumpkin patch until it barks itself hoarse.
Isaac Kuo diaspora
Jar Jar is more and more well loved, thanks to all those whippersnappers who grew up on the Prequel Trilogy.

Jukebox
Katherine Bond diaspora
I do cursive notes at Christmas. Does that count?
Shonie Hutter diaspora
When I read a beautiful poem or comment I do my best still to write it into a my special book in cursive. I note it has become more wobbly as time has gone on 😀 @Katherine Bond
Katherine Bond diaspora
As has all of our writing @Shonie Hutter. I still love it. 😀
Simon Ashcroft diaspora
I was always illegible - that's why I had to learn to type in college. Legibility requires effort...
Mye writteng haez deterioreated a laught ofer the yearzz.
I presume that my poem about carefree trees in this post is not one of the ones to have made it into Shonie's book.
Simon Ashcroft diaspora
You never know...
I did chuckle a bit while writing it, as one might when discovering a whoopee cushion in an unexpected location.
Katherine Bond diaspora
Life is full of surprises
Ah, a desk with an inkwell into which some boy would dip some girl's pigtail should she be sitting at a desk right in front of him. Not for smaller kids, who would have a slate instead...and chalk.

At the end of the day they'd be wiped clean by one of those infamous oily rags kept in a can for that purpose. So any time you see a vintage message on how to prevent fires and warn about spontaneous combustion of oily rags, well, think outside the garage. 😀
'tis the oily rag that catches and burns...

Eh corny
never bail and store damp hay, eh?
lest the barn be lit by bacteria, eh?
with that I bid ye all good day, eh?
Simon Ashcroft diaspora
Don't forget blackboard erasers used by truculent teachers as missiles to awaken any kids who did not appear to be paying wrapt attention...
blackboard

blackboard waiting at the edge of night,
show these broken kids how not to see
all those lies... you were only waiting
for their minds to be become free...
blackboard smiles...
blackboard smiles...
It was only waiting for
this moment of release...
...so again, I queried ChatGPT for an evaluation

This is a poem or song lyrics that appears to be describing a blackboard as a symbol of education and enlightenment. The blackboard is waiting at the edge of night, and it is suggested that it can show the children how not to be misled by lies. The blackboard is also described as smiling, which may symbolize its ability to bring joy and understanding to the children. The poem ends with the idea that the blackboard has been waiting for this moment of release, which could mean that it is finally able to fulfill its purpose of teaching and enlightening the children.
@Simon Ashcroft, thanks for the flash of inspiration
Simon Ashcroft diaspora
👍🚨⚡️🔦📸
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☀️This morning, I’m enjoying
the opulence of sharp silhouettes
and shadows on glistening show.
Simon Ashcroft diaspora
More inspiration.
Katherine Bond diaspora
There is a beauty about the shadows on the snow. The sun shows all the different textures in snow. The snow is lightly falling here and I’ll be leaving to meet my crew for dinner. That should wake me up.
Katherine Bond diaspora
Sleepy day…. 😴 The product of endless gray skies.
Katherine Bond diaspora
That’s relaxed @Shonie Hutter. I’m feeling floopy 😉
Simon Ashcroft diaspora
Is that the same as droopy?
Katherine Bond diaspora
Nope. Droopy is more sad. Floopy is just relaxed and tired.
Simon Ashcroft diaspora
I will floop soon, then.

Thursday lunchtime I almost flooped in my soup...
I just spent quality time hunting down that hamster joke I saw yesterday on Mastodon and it still eludes me...but I thought of you, Katherine, when I saw it. It goes something like this, not verbatim:

Friend: that space suit you put on your hamster isn't cute--it's ridiculous.
Me: Don't diss Fuzz Aldrin.
Katherine Bond diaspora
I had a desk like that in grade school (with inkwell hole) @Tom Grzybow. The nuns reused things until they fell apart.
Katherine Bond diaspora
Ain’t that the truth?
They were nearly indestructible. The ones that did suffer an early demise were repurposed in the wood shop or art classes.
Katherine Bond diaspora
Yes, they knew “waste not, want not.”
franni diaspora
(With this morning’s notice of another comment: finally Googled “jar jar”! And “OG”— which headlines love for its length. Now I know 😀
Simon Ashcroft diaspora
I think the only possible answer to that is: "Binks"...
Katherine Bond diaspora
…and Star Wars
Joey Morgan diaspora
It's sad how true this is for the world today. I think it's time to find an old Delorean that can hit 88mph...
Katherine Bond diaspora
I’m thinking of becoming a Luddite.
Joey Morgan diaspora
Same here. No smartphone will remain unscathed.
I'm an un-Luddite. I only use technology that is too hideously complex to be understood, like a can opener or USB fob.
Simon Ashcroft diaspora
String. Don't forget string. It ties itself in knots so incomprehensible as to deserve the name Gordon.
Agreed. It is no wonder the universe is so perverse.

The circle game


By Margaret Atwood

i

The children on the lawn
joined hand to hand
go round and round

each arm going into
the next arm, around
full circle
until it comes
back into each of the single
bodies again

They are singing, but
not to each other:
their feet move
almost in time to the singing

We can see
the concentration on
their faces, their eyes
fixed on the empty
moving spaces just in
front of them.

We might mistake this
tranced moving for joy
but there is no joy in it

We can see (arm in arm)
as we watch them go
round and round
intent, almost
studious (the grass
underfoot ignored, the trees
circling the lawn
ignored, the lake ignored)
that the whole point
for them
of going round and round
is (faster
slower)
going round and round

ii

Being with you
here, in this room

is like groping through a mirror
whose glass has melted
to the consistency
of gelatin

You refuse to be
(and I)
an exact reflection, yet
will not walk from the glass,
be separate.

Anyway, it is right
that they have put
so many mirrors here
(chipped, hung crooked)
in this room with its high transom
and empty wardrobe; even
the back of the door
has one.

There are people in the next room
arguing, opening and closing drawers
(the walls are thin)

You look past me, listening
to them, perhaps, or
watching
your own reflection somewhere
behind my head,
over my shoulder

You shift, and the bed
sags under us, losing its focus

there is someone in the next room

there is always

(your face
remote, listening)

someone in the next room.

iii

However,
in all their games
there seems
to be some reason

however
abstract they
at first appear

When we read them legends
in the evening
of monstrous battles, and secret
betrayals in the forest
and brutal deaths,

they scarcely listened;
one yawned and fidgeted; another
chewed the wooden handle
of a hammer;
the youngest one examined
a slight cut on his toe,

and we wondered how
they could remain
completely without fear
or even interest
as the final sword slid through
the dying hero.

The next night
walking along the beach

we found the trenches
they had been making:
fortified with pointed sticks
driven into the sides
of their sand moats

and a lake-enclosed island
with no bridges:

a last attempt
(however
eroded by the water
in an hour)
to make
maybe, a refuge human
and secure from the reach

of whatever walks along
(sword hearted)
these night beaches.

iv

Returning to the room:
I notice how
all your word-
plays, calculated ploys
of the body, the witticisms
of touch, are now
attempts to keep me
at a certain distance
and (at length) avoid
admitting I am here

I watch you
watching my face
indifferently
yet with the same taut curiosity
with which you might regard
a suddenly discovered part
of your own body:
a wart perhaps,

and I remember that
you said
in childhood you were
a tracer of maps
(not making but) moving
a pen or a forefinger
over the courses of the rivers,
the different colours
that mark the rise of mountains;
a memorizer
of names (to hold
these places
in their proper places)

So now you trace me
like a country’s boundary
or a strange new wrinkle in
your own wellknown skin
and I am fixed, stuck
down on the outspread map
of this room, of your mind’s continent
(here and yet not here, like
the wardrobe and the mirrors
the voices through the wall
your body ignored on the bed),

transfixed
by your eyes’
cold blue thumbtacks

v

The children like the block
of grey stone that was once a fort
but now is a museum:

especially
they like the guns
and the armour brought from
other times and countries
and when they go home
their drawings will be full
for some days, of swords
archaic sunburst maces
broken spears
and vivid red explosions.

While they explore
the cannons
(they aren’t our children)

we walk outside along
the earthworks, noting
how they are crumbling
under the unceasing
attacks of feet and flower roots;

The weapons
that were once outside
sharpening themselves on war
are now indoors
there, in the fortress,
fragile
in glass cases;

Why is it
(I’m thinking
of the careful moulding
round the stonework archways)
that in this time, such
elaborate defences keep
things that are no longer
(much)
worth defending?

vi

And you play the safe game
the orphan game

the ragged winter game
that says, I am alone

(hungry: I know you want me
to play it also)

the game of the waif who stands
at every picture window,

shivering, pinched nose pressed
against the glass, the snow
collecting on his neck,
watching the happy families

(a game of envy)

Yet he despises them: they are so
Victorian Christmas-card:
the cheap paper shows
under the pigments of
their cheerful fire-
places and satin-
ribboned suburban laughter
and they have their own forms
of parlour
games: father and mother
playing father and mother

He’s glad
to be left
out by himself
in the cold

(hugging himself).

When I tell you this,
you say (with a smile fake
as a tinsel icicle):

You do it too.

Which in some ways
is a lie, but also I suppose
is right, as usual:

although I tend to pose
in other seasons
outside other windows.

vii

Summer again;
in the mirrors of this room
the children wheel, singing
the same song;

This casual bed
scruffy as dry turf,
the counterpane
rumpled with small burrows, is
their grassy lawn
and these scuffed walls
contain their circling trees,
that low clogged sink
their lake

(a wasp comes,
drawn by the piece of sandwich
left on the nearby beach
(how carefully you do
such details);
one of the children flinches
but won’t let go)

You make them
turn and turn, according to
the closed rules of your games,
but there is no joy in it

and as we lie
arm in arm, neither
joined nor separate
(your observations change me
to a spineless woman in
a cage of bones, obsolete fort
pulled inside out),
our lips moving
almost in time to their singing,

listening to the opening
and closing of the drawers
in the next room

(of course there is always
danger but where
would you locate it)

(the children spin
a round cage of glass
from the warm air
with their thread-thin
insect voices)

and as we lie
here, caught
in the monotony of wandering
from room to room, shifting
the place of our defences,

I want to break
these bones, your prisoning rhythms
(winter,
summer)
all the glass cases,

erase all maps,
crack the protecting
eggshell of your turning
singing children:

I want the circle
broken.
Katherine Bond diaspora
I had an abacus in grade school @Simon Ashcroft. How old am I?
I had some mud and a stick with a wedge-shaped tip. ;)
Katherine Bond diaspora
I walked to school in blizzards uphill both ways.
I had nothing but a pocket full of pebbles for distracting hungry raptors.
Katherine Bond diaspora
I had head cheese sandwiches for lunch.
Today, I had a Greek salad with chicken that was good enough for Odin. 😀
Katherine Bond diaspora
Yum, that sound really good. Head cheese is not.
Simon Ashcroft diaspora
When I were a lad me dad worked 28 hours a day down t' factory and was flogged if he took time off for food, drink or toilet; he then walked 36 miles home to sleep for 10 minutes before 'avin to get up for his next shift. But we was grateful to the bosses, we was, in them days, even though we had nowt to eat but rotten spuds from up t' mountainside...
Katherine Bond diaspora
Now that’s when men were men. Lol
Simon Ashcroft diaspora
You should have seen what the women were like...
Hurling cabers and hammers whilst caring for the gardens and livestock and having babies I imagine.
Katherine Bond diaspora
Having babies in the field and going back to work…
Simon Ashcroft diaspora
Then getting up before they went to bed in order to cook turnips for breakfast - and that was just for the 40 kids that they kept in the attic
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life: Catholics
The mill has closed. We are destitute.
We'll have to sell you all off for scientific experiments.
Katherine Bond diaspora
Turnips for breakfast? What about gruel?
Simon Ashcroft diaspora
Gruel is far too up-market. It's almost soup.
Katherine Bond diaspora
I suppose you have to buy gruel. You can pull up a turnip from an obliging field.

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