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yes, it's me, liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦
yes, it's me, liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦 • mastodon (AP)
i made a thing

#2024Elections #USpol
a memed today. its a red two-seater couch with Star-Spangled Banner pillows. above it says, VOTE KAMALA. right under that it says PAID FOR BY COUCHES AGAINST JD VANCE
#uspol #2024Elections
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JimmyChezPants
JimmyChezPants • mastodon (AP)
I'm not in the loop on the couch thing but I trust you all that it's funny
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yes, it's me, liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦
yes, it's me, liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦 • mastodon (AP)
here ya go,
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-couch-cushions/

@jpaskaruk
@JimmyChezPants
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Mx. Luna Corbden
Mx. Luna Corbden • mastodon (AP)
@jpaskaruk I love how much detail this snopes article goes into with all the jokes and memes. They’re leaning in!

(So to speak.)
@JimmyChezPants
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Weasel
Weasel • mastodon (AP)
@jpaskaruk @yurnidiot

Now people are saying of Vance
His sofa looked good for a chance
He gave it his love
With an inverted glove
The best he could do for romance
@Mandu 🥟 @JimmyChezPants
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Rora Borealis
Rora Borealis • mastodon (AP)
@weaselx86 @jpaskaruk @yurnidiot

Imagine being his media team right now and having to ensure he never does an interview from a couch.
@Mandu 🥟 @Weasel @JimmyChezPants
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Marv Clowder
Marv Clowder • mastodon (AP)
@rora_borealis @weaselx86 @jpaskaruk @yurnidiot

https://mastodon.social/@blogdiva/112849722131907313
@Mandu 🥟 @Weasel @Rora Borealis @JimmyChezPants
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yes, it's me, liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦
yes, it's me, liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦 • mastodon (AP)
i really have to add the source to this JD Vance couch conspiracy as a historical record.

@skykiss got her hands on an image of page 180 in the FIRST EDITION of Hillbilly Elegy, the source of JD Vance's couch-fucking tale.
https://mastodon.social/@skykiss@sfba.social/112850553460518155

@Dhmspector highlighted the gory details
https://mastodon.social/@Dhmspector/112850626713146681

and i have OCRed the highlighted text so we can all cringe together about the #incel who would be VPOTUS to Trump.

#2024Elections #USpol #JDVance
JD Vance's literary grift, Hillbilly Elegy, has gone thru several printings. this is an image of, allegedly, page 180 of one of the earlier prints (i think the original OP of the post said the first edition). this page describes in gory the "eroticism of two cushions" and the couch fucking that supposedly dudes of his social class have to endure because there's a brain drain in his part of the world (aka people leave and never come back so there's nobody for them to act like couch cushions). Dave Spector highlighted in yellow the gory details and i have used OCR to extract the text and include it here: "Though I didn't know it, I was witnessing a phenomenon that social scientists call “brain drain"—people who are able to leave struggling cities often do, and when they find a new home with educational and work opportunities, they stay there. Years later, | looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, fucked a couch Ail of us had found ourselves beheld by the eroticism of two cushions, side-by-side, with that lush, inviting valley between. We all knew how to respect one too: With a rubber glove and any lubricant you had on hand. Al of us were fondly at some point, pushed away by the women in our lives. It was our outlet and an unspoken-yet-open secret. To want for a couch is 10 be. and 10 lay With one as one does? It is a rite of passage into the chambers of manhood."
@Dave Spector @Kailee ♾️ Voting is your right
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AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈
AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈 • mastodon (AP)
HE ACTUALLY FUCKED THE COUCH
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AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈
AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈 • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: USPol, Couch Fucking, Why You Don't Have To Be Polite

#uspol #couch
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AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈
AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈 • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: USPol, Couch Fucking, Why You Don't Have To Be Polite

#uspol #couch
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AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈
AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈 • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: USPol, Couch Fucking, Why You Don't Have To Be Polite

#uspol #couch
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AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈
AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈 • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: USPol, Couch Fucking, Why You Don't Have To Be Polite

#uspol #couch
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AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈
AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈 • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: USPol, Couch Fucking, Why You Don't Have To Be Polite

#uspol #couch #vance
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Mx. Luna Corbden
Mx. Luna Corbden • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: USPol, Couch Fucking, Why You Don't Have To Be Polite

#abuseculture @AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈
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Mx. Luna Corbden
Mx. Luna Corbden • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: USPol, Couch Fucking, Why You Don't Have To Be Polite

@AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈
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Court Cantrell will not comply
Court Cantrell will not comply • mastodon (AP)
@andthisismrspeacock SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE OSTRICHES IN THE BACK 🤘🤘🤘
@AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈
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AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈
AndThisIsMrsPeacock 🏳‍🌈 • mastodon (AP)
@courtcan It seems like such a simple thing, right?! If you decide to shred the rules of being polite and caring and respectful to those around you, we don't have to keep playing by those rules toward you! But some people really don't get it.
@Court Cantrell will not comply
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Peter Krupa
Peter Krupa • mastodon (AP)
I’m glad people are having fun with this, but it’s absolutely fake. the Snopes thing aside, it doesn’t make any sense in this passage. it’s clearly a joke.
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Morten Grøftehauge
Morten Grøftehauge • mastodon (AP)
@peter Yeah, it sounds more like a misogynist metaphor. And if it's not misogynist but still a metaphor it sounds very sad.
@Peter Krupa
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Import Antigravity
Import Antigravity • mastodon (AP)
@skykiss @Dhmspector I was prepared for a lot of weird shit in my life but I have to admit “having a book written by vice presidential candidate mentioning both the high school I graduated from (Edgewood) and couch fucking on the same page" was not on my bingo card.
@Dave Spector @Kailee ♾️ Voting is your right
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