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SoyAñejoSpirit :pacmaninky: 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

WinterSolstice is my stripper name
because things are about to get longer.

LAUREN 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Haunted underwear

#GiftsThatShouldNeverBeGifted
#HashTagGames
#12DaysOfChristmas

#HashtagGames #12daysofchristmas #giftsthatshouldneverbegifted

Manish Vij 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Sitting American pols: missing, found in assisted living

Ex-Euro pols:

M.S. Bellows, Jr. 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Sigh, but also? Grrr.

Timothy Andrew 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

The Ring That Should Not Be

#GiftsThatShouldNeverBeGifted
#HashTagGames
#12DaysOfChristmas #MetallicaBonusPoint

Screen grab from the horror movie “the ring“. It’s grainy blue tinted and there’s an old Wishingwell and a creepy girl just came out out of it, and her hair is long and completely covering her face.

#HashtagGames #12daysofchristmas #metallicabonuspoint #giftsthatshouldneverbegifted

Stephen Bannasch (316 ppm) 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Oh dear, Stella’s using her cute rays again!

“Get me, get me!”

#DogsOfMastodon

Stella, a teenage golden retriever yellow Labrador mix looked at me and rolled upside down on the couch. She’s definitely saying to me: “Come get me!”

Because her jowl is loose and hanging downward here teeth are visible. She totally looks like she is smiling. I don’t think dog’s mouths work like that — but inside she is totally smiling!

#dogsofmastodon

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Brett Mason 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Went to the big green shed this morning and saw this lovely Austin-Healey 3000.
#WeirdCars
#WeirdCarMastodon

A red convertible Austin-Healey 3000 with the roof up parked in a car park.

#weirdcarmastodon #weirdcars

Eric Lawton 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

My parents' mid-life surprise car, between a long line of sedentary sedans, was an Austin-Healey Sprite in British racing green, which I always called their Sprout.

Though they eased back into sedans via a hardtop MGB.

@Melissabeartrix

Sports car with very prominent headlights, raised above the sloping bonnet (hood, in American English)

@Melissa BearTrix

Susan ✶✶✶✶ 4 weeks ago • diaspora

Rich & Moist Chocolate Brownies, gluten-free sweets https://youtube.com/watch?v=tubkikzhF1A&si=l3Y3E8HllgnmjI29

https://yewtu.be/watch?v=tubkikzhF1A&si=DrjDynJVJkmtBd-z&local=true

しっとり濃厚チョコレートブラウニーの作り方＊米粉のお菓子｜HidaMari Cooking

HidaMari Cooking(ひだまりクッキング)へようこそ。このチャンネルでは、チョコレートや抹茶、季節のフルーツを使ったお菓子のレシピを中心に投稿しています。ーーーーーーひだまりクッキングのレシピ本「365日食べたい!ひだまりさん家の定番おやつ」書店さんで見かけた方はぜひ手にとってみてくださいね。こちらの...

^YouTube

Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706926/ Umöglich #DeutscheMemes #Memes

Umöglich - EUROPE SAYS

Umöglichby Aggravating_Fee_5737

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#memes #deutschememes

Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706923/ ich_iel #DeutscheMemes #IchIel #Memes #SelbstiesDerSeele

#memes #deutschememes #ichiel #selbstiesderseele

Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706920/ Rheinmetall to supply Ukraine with 155mm artillery propelling charges #ConflictInUkraine #Ukraine #UkraineConflict #Ukrainian #UkrainianConflict

Rheinmetall to supply Ukraine with 155mm artillery propelling charges - EUROPE SAYS

Rheinmetall to supply Ukraine with 155mm artillery propelling chargeshttps://www.pravda.com.ua/eng/news/2024/12/18/7489679by Sons_of_Maccabees

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#Ukraine #Ukrainian #UkraineConflict #conflictinukraine #ukrainianconflict

Lake Michigan! Live! 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Current* conditions near Muskegon, MI:

Wide view of Pere Marquette Beach in Muskegon with a beach house in the foreground. // Image captured at: 2024-12-22 02:21:01 UTC (about 12 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Muskegon: 19.46 F | -6.97 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: NE at 9.216 mph | 14.83 kph // Humidity: 68%

Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706918/ Sure is a victory, but not for you #Ukraine #UkraineConflict #Ukrainian #UkrainianConflict

#Ukraine #Ukrainian #UkraineConflict #ukrainianconflict

Laffy 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Via Kyle Griffin:

Lara Trump says she's ‘removing her name' from consideration for the soon-to-be open Senate seat in Florida. She doesn't say why.

SocProf 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

The Supreme Court’s Christmas Gift to Religious-Right Lawyers https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2024/12/the-supreme-courts-christmas-gift-to-religious-right-lawyers/

RandyNose :debian: 🐱 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

#SilentSunday

picture of water tower at the top of a grassy Hill

#silentsunday

Laffy 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trump

#Trump

Candi 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

I can’t help but laugh at her ridiculousness. Derpy Daisy looks like Demonic Daisy when she does this. 🤣 #dogsofmastodon

My golden retriever lying down with her signature toothy smile

#dogsofmastodon

RandyNose :debian: 🐱 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

#Caturday
#CatsOfMastodon
#ChinnyTheCat
The cat is hanging out with the holiday stuffed animals, 😀😆

cat hanging out on a shelf with a bunch of stuff beanie babies

cat on the shelf with some stuffed animals sniffing at one of them

#caturday #catsOfMastodon #chinnythecat

Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706915/ Chaos unfolds in Russia: A man sets fire to a post office in Leningrad Oblast, while a series of explosions rock Moscow and St. Petersburg as unknown individuals launch fireworks and firecrackers in post offices and banks. #Ukraine #UkraineWar #UkraineWarVideoReport

Chaos unfolds in Russia: A man sets fire to a post office in Leningrad Oblast, while a series of explosions rock Moscow and St. Petersburg as unknown individuals launch fireworks and firecrackers in post offices and banks.

#Ukraine #UkraineWar #ukrainewarvideoreport

Terfs have no friends - Arthur Morgan, 1899 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Drinking first thing in the morning isn't good for you, Asahi.

A figure of Asahi Serizawa beside a bottle of Asahi beer. Asahi has her front bangs pulled back with a dinosaur hair pin. She's wearing a white t-shirt with gray short sleeves and color. In the middle of the shirt, the word Young is written. She is also wearing black gym shorts. She is stretching as if she's waking up from bed. One eye is closed, but the eye that is open appears to be looking at the bottle of Asahi beer.

OhSnap!Dragon 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

#Cats and Leonardo DiCaprio, walking in, fucking shit up, and walking out since the 1980s.
#Caturday
#CatsOfMastodon

Two-panel image, one is a tabby kitten strutting on hind lags like a human, swinging arms, and one showing Leonardo DiCaprio walking the same way

#cats #caturday #catsOfMastodon

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Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706912/ Ukraine’s First All-Robot Assault Force Just Won Its First Battle #News #WorldNews

Ukraine’s First All-Robot Assault Force Just Won Its First Battle - EUROPE SAYS

Ukraine’s First All-Robot Assault Force Just Won Its First Battlehttps://www.forbes.com/sites/davidaxe/2024/12/21/ukraines-first-all-robot-assault-force-just-won-its-first-battle/

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#News #Worldnews

Jesper Kamstrup Linnet 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Knold wishes everyone a happy pre-Christmas #Caturday

#CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Cats #SiberianCats #Knold

Close-up of a grey Siberian cat sitting upright on a grey wool cat bed beneath a small coffee table. He is sitting with his front towards the camera. He is very fluffy, especially his large majestic mane.

Close-up of a grey Siberian cat lying in a grey wool cat bed. He is wearing a small red and white “santa hat” on top of his hat. His eyes are closed as he is very relaxed (probably napping). He is very fluffy, so much that his large mane obscures whatever is behind it.

P.S.: No cats were harmed during the taking of the photo, he doesn’t mind 😺

#cats #caturday #catsOfMastodon #catsOfFediverse #siberiancats #knold

jaja 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

"Sandy Claws" teableau for 12/21/24

#Tea #Teableau #TeaCozy #TeaCosy #WhiteTea #Christmas #December #Handmade #Sewing #Dogs #AdagioTeas

A tea tableau in white and red with dog-themed china & fabric, and a dog plushie and dog ornaments. The tea is White Strawberry Basil white tea from Adagio.

#tea #dogs #Christmas #december #handmade #sewing #teacosy #teacozy #teableau #whitetea #AdagioTeas

Cat Every Hour 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

✨ c a t ✨ #Cats #MastoCats #catsofmastodon

#cats #catsOfMastodon #mastocats

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CHAOTIN :cv_cyan: 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

So peaceful

#Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #cats

cat sleeping on a flowery vintage bedding

#cats #caturday #catsOfMastodon

Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706909/ Biden signs government funding bill, averting shutdown crisis #Politics #U.S.Politics #UnitedStates

#UnitedStates #Politics #U

Cat Lady Kydia Music 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

It’s beginning to look a lot like Dootsmas…

#AllCatsAreBeautiful #Dootsmas #DootsToots #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Catstodon #cats #Cat #LynxPointSiamese #OneEyedCats #Christmas #ChristmasCats

Doots, a one-eyed Lynx Point Siamese cat, with his paws folded and tucked into his chest as he sits sideways on the arm of a brown leather wingback chair. Behind him on a white fireplace are 3 small red velvet stocking and 2 larger tapestry-print stockings. To the left in the chair is a black and white checkered pillow.

#cat #cats #caturday #Christmas #catsOfMastodon #catsOfFediverse #catstodon #lynxpointsiamese #allcatsarebeautiful #DootsToots #oneeyedcats #dootsmas #christmascats

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Kat 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Happy #Caturday everyone. Hope you've had a good one. Here's a pic of my girls looking a bit like they're posing for an album cover 😸

#Cats
#CatsOfMastodon

Image is of a tortoiseshell and white cat (Ajani) sat in a loaf type position on top of a tumble drier next to a grey cat bed. In the grey cat bed is a tuxedo cat (Mitzi) sat up. Both of them are staring at the camera.

#cats #caturday #catsOfMastodon

thethuthinnang ⁂ 2 months ago (Received 4 weeks ago) • mastodon (AP)

Water is life. #photography 💙

A nearly monochrome photo I took of the surface of a pond on a gloomy day shwoing the reflection of the sky with some watery white clouds and tree tops from the opposite bank as well as a closer branch reflected in the foreground. All looks quite impressionist.

#photography

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Brian Clark 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Today’s a good day for a nap.
#catsofmastodon #caturday #cats

A napping grey cat curled up into a circle with a paw covering its eyes to block out the light.

#cats #caturday #catsOfMastodon

Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706907/ Justin Baldoni Dropped From WME After Blake Lively Files Complaint Accusing Him of Sexual Harassment #Entertainment #UnitedStates

Justin Baldoni Dropped From WME After Blake Lively Files Complaint Accusing Him of Sexual Harassment - EUROPE SAYS

Justin Baldoni Dropped From WME After Blake Lively Files Complaint Accusing Him of Sexual Harassmenthttps://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/justin-baldoni-dropped-wme-blake-lively-files-sues-sexual-harassment-1236092355/

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#UnitedStates #Entertainment

Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706905/ Taking advantage of the conservatory warmth. Might charge them rent. #CasualUK #UnitedKingdom

#UnitedKingdom #casualuk

Mr. Funk E. Dude 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Just in case some of you get any ideas.

If you're out shopping and see someone stealing diapers, formula, or food...

NO, YOU FUCKING DIDN'T.

If you see someone stealing condoms or medical supplies...

NO, YOU FUCKING DIDN'T.

You didn't see shit. You didn't hear shit. You don't know shit.

Got it?