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Victoria Venery 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

My cat acts as my alarm clock. If I'm not out of bed when I'm supposed to be she yells at me.

Which is less useful on the weekends. #caturday

#caturday

cseiler 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Via #PhilosophyMatters

A variation on the trolley problem everyone is on the same track. The trolley is clobbering everyone in its way. Everyone is on a single track out in front. There’s a single person with a switch, but there is only one track forward. The text says “You can stop the trolley but doing so would disrupt the trolley service causing the company to lose profits.”

#philosophymatters

Khurram Wadee 4 weeks ago • diaspora

#CalvinAndHobbes by #BillWatterson for December 21, 2024 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2024/12/21

#Humour #Cartoon

#cartoon #Humour #calvinandhobbes #BillWatterson

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Noam Bergman 4 weeks ago • diaspora

I think that's me today!

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Khurram Wadee 4 weeks ago • diaspora

#PearlsBeforeSwine by #StephanPastis for December 21, 2024 - GoComics

https://www.gocomics.com/pearlsbeforeswine/2024/12/21

#Humour #Cartoon

#cartoon #pearlsbeforeswine #Humour #StephanPastis

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David 4 weeks ago • diaspora

Huh. That's odd. Waiters wait. It looks like the original meaning of "wait" was "watch" or "attend to."

Khurram Wadee 4 weeks ago • diaspora

Hence such (absurd) titles as Lady in Waiting.

Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706348/ Ukrainian drone operators attack North Korean infantry with heavy “Baba Yaga” UAVs during the night in the Kursk Oblast. #CombatFootage #Conflicts

Ukrainian drone operators attack North Korean infantry with heavy "Baba Yaga" UAVs during the night in the Kursk Oblast. - EUROPE SAYS

Ukrainian drone operators attack North Korean infantry with heavy 'Baba Yaga' UAVs during the night in the Kursk

^{EUROPE SAYS (EUROPESAYS.COM)}

#conflicts #combatfootage

preferred 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

with a fucking PENCIL!!! 💝

EDIT: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ATMAza1TXg

John Wick The Man who killed 3 people with a fu*king pencil -John Wick, Baba Yaga

That Fu*king Nobody Is John Wick,The Man who killed 3 people with a fu*king pencil .#John wick 2

^YouTube

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Ricardo Harvin 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

The exaggerated, white-toothed grin, wide eyes, and head bobbing, are all just cooning. Made worse because it's for #Walmart.

#BustaRhymes #Christmas #tv #ad #coon #cooning

#ad #TV #Christmas #walmart #BustaRhymes #coon #cooning

Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706427/ Færre afviste asylansøgere venter på at komme hjem #denmark

#denmark

Laffy 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

😂

Via Kyle Griffin:

Failed Arizona Senate candidate and failed Arizona gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake says at a far-right event that she "[doesn't] want to run again" for elected office.

Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706425/ He has to be either AI, or he’s stuck in a «Typical Average American» dungeon against his will. #norway

#norway

taz 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Ein Ex-Profi ist Staatspräsident, Nationalspieler machen Reklame für die Regierungspolitik. Kritische Stimmen aus dem Sport werden verunglimpft. https://taz.de/!6052811

Takako 🐀 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

I swear there’s a portal in the yard.

#BunnyButtFriday #cottontail

Long exposure shot in which the cottontail wiggled the butt, that caused the motion blur and the bunny looks like she’s emerging from an invisible portal in the courtyard lawn.
The street light makes the evergreen trees to cast shadows.

#bunnybuttFriday #cottontail

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mhoye 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

It is hard to believe that Spotify thinks it has a promising future as a generated-background-noise company.

Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706423/ Viktor Orbán oświadczył, że jest przeciwny zwiększaniu wydatków na obronność o więcej niż 2% PKB, gdyż zaszkodzi to węgierskiej gospodarce. #polska

Viktor Orbán oświadczył, że jest przeciwny zwiększaniu wydatków na obronność o więcej niż 2% PKB, gdyż zaszkodzi to węgierskiej gospodarce. - EUROPE SAYS

^{EUROPE SAYS (EUROPESAYS.COM)}

#polska

Kenny Chaffin 4 weeks ago • diaspora

Ben Shapiro vs Neil deGrasse Tyson: The WAR Over Transgender Issues

https://youtu.be/RMYV0LQBEBs?si=yuxZ6wtcZgIGVuie

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Mark Wollschlager 4 weeks ago • diaspora

I don't pay BS any attention. But just watching him keep trying to changing the focus....nah.

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Laura Sophia 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Warum steht auf der Verpackung einer Nasendusche, dass diese homöopathieverträglich ist?

Mina 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Homöopathiegläubige haben auch Geld, und wenn sie die Wahl zwischen einem Produkt, die explizit mit ihren Reinheitsgeboten verträglich zu sein vorgibt und einem, das es nicht tut, haben, welches werden sie dann wohl nehmen?

Für alle anderen ist es ja komplett egal.

Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706421/ Nudím se ve špitále, pojďme si zahrát klasickou reddit hru: #CzechRepublic

Nudím se ve špitále, pojďme si zahrát klasickou reddit hru: - EUROPE SAYS

Nudím se ve špitále, pojďme si zahrát klasickou reddit hru: by BeduinZPouste

^{EUROPE SAYS (EUROPESAYS.COM)}

#czechrepublic

Inkican 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

And now for some boudiour Caturday shots - Moxie lounging in my underwear drawer. Forgot to close it. Cat hair is no bueno for my unmentionables. #caturday #catsofBlueSky #CatsofMastodon #CatsofFediverse #rescuekitties #meow

Muted calico kitty hides in a drawer in warm, golden light evoking cozy mood and tender feelings - 1

Muted calico kitty hides in a drawer in warm, golden light evoking cozy mood and tender feelings - 3

Muted calico kitty hides in a drawer in warm, golden light evoking cozy mood and tender feelings - 2

#caturday #meow #catsOfMastodon #catsOfFediverse #rescuekitties #catsofbluesky

Kenny Chaffin 4 weeks ago • diaspora

Neil and Richard

https://youtu.be/KPh0LOCWT5A?si=aAYPQ-IM3NY1tYkt

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Mark Wollschlager 4 weeks ago • diaspora

Ruby hears Neils voice and does the head turn thing. Very cute.

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Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706419/ És baz’meg, megint… OV sok volt a kumisz tegnap? Hol a részvétnyilvánítás?????? Te lelketlen geci #hungary

És baz’meg, megint… OV sok volt a kumisz tegnap? Hol a részvétnyilvánítás?????? Te lelketlen geci - EUROPE SAYS

És baz’meg, megint… OV sok volt a kumisz tegnap? Hol a részvétnyilvánítás?????? Te lelketlen geciby Queasy-Age-8957

^{EUROPE SAYS (EUROPESAYS.COM)}

#hungary

Marv Clowder 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.rawstory.com/kyrsten-sinema-delivers-expletive-laden-parting-shot-to-democratic-critics/

Kyrsten Sinema delivers expletive-laden parting shot to Democratic critics

Outgoing centrist Sens. Kyrsten Sinema (I-AZ) and Joe Manchin (I-WV), both former Democrats, drew a lot of criticism from liberals and progressives after voting against confirming one of President Joe Biden's nominees for the National Labor Relations…

^{Alex Henderson, AlterNet (Raw Story - Celebrating 20 Years of Independent Journalism)}

Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706378/ “You’re going to return as real men” — the deployment of russian conscripts to the Belgorod region, near the border #Ukraine #UkraineWar #UkraineWarVideoReport

#Ukraine #UkraineWar #ukrainewarvideoreport

Andreas 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

They are going to return in body bags.

Karel Hagelaar 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

cargo 200

katharine 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Speakeasy but for healthcare

Chris Johnson 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Brilliant idea!

katharine 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

Doctor’s office/healthcare clinic but when the cops come to raid the joint, the walls and fixtures flip to turn the place into a shooting range or casino or car dealership

Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706417/ Treska prílohy. Čo Vám chutí k treske? #slovakia

Treska prílohy. Čo Vám chutí k treske? - EUROPE SAYS

Treska prílohy. Čo Vám chutí k treske? by endy5

^{EUROPE SAYS (EUROPESAYS.COM)}

#slovakia

#TuckFrump 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

'It's telling': Insider spills about 'break from Mr. Trump' among Republican lawmakers https://www.rawstory.com/trump-break-from-gop-lawmakers/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

Esther Schindler 4 weeks ago • diaspora

Hanlon’s Razor: Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

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Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706415/ Neues iPhone war gestohlen? #austria

Neues iPhone war gestohlen? - EUROPE SAYS

Hallo an alle, ich habe ein neues iPhone 16 bei einem Shop, zuerst auf Geizhals und Google natürlich

^{EUROPE SAYS (EUROPESAYS.COM)}

#Austria

Europe Says 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1706413/ Zakaj je tako?? #slovenia

Zakaj je tako?? - EUROPE SAYS

Zakaj je tako??by CuddlePoolFortnite

^{EUROPE SAYS (EUROPESAYS.COM)}

#Slovenia

meehawl 4 weeks ago • mastodon (AP)

It's not the video games or the socials:

"CDC analysis associates two-thirds of teens’ poor mental health and 89% of suicide attempts with parents’ and household adults’ violence, abusive behaviors, “severe” mental health problems, drug and alcohol abuse, and jailings."

https://www.sfchronicle.com/opinion/openforum/article/cdc-teen-mental-health-california-19986352.php

The CDC analysis associates two-thirds of teens’ poor mental health and 89% of suicide attempts with parents’ and household adults’ violence, abusive behaviors, “severe” mental health problems, drug and alcohol abuse, and jailings. Serious family troubles are “common,” with “approximately three in four students (76.1%) experiencing one or more” and “one in five students (18.5%) experiencing four or more,” the CDC reports.

This Be The Verse

By Philip Larkin

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They fuck you up, your mum and dad.

    They may not mean to, but they do.

They fill you with the faults they had

    And add some extra, just for you.

But they were fucked up in their turn

    By fools in old-style hats and coats,

Who half the time were soppy-stern

    And half at one another’s throats.

Man hands on misery to man.

    It deepens like a coastal shelf.

Get out as early as you can,

    And don’t have any kids yourself.

Copyright Credit: Philip Larkin, "This Be the Verse" from Collected Poems. Copyright © Estate of Philip Larkin. Reprinted by permission of Faber and Faber, Ltd.

Source: Collected Poems (Farrar Straus and Giroux, 2001)