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Covidiocracy 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

In a bizarre update, it turns out El Chapo's son Joaquin Guzman Lopez used trickery and force to get the leader of the Sinaloa cartel, Ismael "El Mayo" Zambada, onto a jet that flew from Mexico over the U.S. border and landed outside El Paso, Texas.

Both men are now in federal custody. Guzman Lopez apparently coordinated the kidnapping of Zambada in hopes of securing a better deal from US law enforcement.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2024/07/27/sinaloa-cartel-leader-el-mayo-zambada-kidnapped-to-us-lawyer/74571437007/

#fentanyl #sinaloa #cartel

Exclusive: Sinaloa Cartel leader Ismael Zambada kidnapped, flown to the US, lawyer says

Speaking exclusively to USA TODAY, the lawyer said cartel leader was 'jumped,' handcuffed and tied to his plane seat by El Chapo's son as part of deal

^{Lauren Villagran (USA TODAY)}

#Cartel #fentanyl #sinaloa

Mary Hilton 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

First of all, Trump does not have a sense of humor so if the GOP is trying to duplicate it they're so fucked up.
https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2024/07/27/jd-vance-trump-imitation-00171375

Bytes Europe 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Kamala Harris erases Trump’s poll lead in one week – Turnaround since vice-president took election frontrunner spot from Joe Biden described as ‘astounding’ https://www.byteseu.com/292544/ #America #Politics #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #US #USPolitics #USA #USAPolitics

Kamala Harris erases Trump’s poll lead in one week – Turnaround since vice-president took election frontrunner spot from Joe Biden described as ‘astounding’

Kamala Harris erases Trump’s poll lead in one week – Turnaround since vice-president took election frontrunner spot from Joe Biden described as ‘astounding’https://www.telegraph.co.

^{BYTESEU (Bytes Europe)}

#UnitedStates #USA #America #Politics #US #USPolitics #USAPolitics #unitedstatesofamerica

Zoe 💜 4 months ago • calckey (AP)

#AusPol #WomensRights #DomesticViolence #GenderedViolence #WhatWereYouWearing
We were getting ready to go into a rally but my partner couldn’t find their transport card. I gave them mine so they could go in but now I am stuck at home :c
I hope the rally goes well anyway. It is a national (Australia) rally against violence by ‘What Were You Wearing’. Please check them out and try to go along if you are in Australia: https://www.whatwereyouwearingaus.org/

WWYW AUSTRALIA

^{WWYW AUSTRALIA}

#WomensRights #DomesticViolence #auspol #genderedviolence #whatwereyouwearing

Carolyn Barber, MD 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Ouch! 🔥

Crystal_Fish_Caves 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

THEY BROUGHT BACK PROHIBITION!!

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#HashTagGames

the dog Brian from Family Guy on the phone looking annoyed ; notorious alcoholic

Roger the alien from American Dad ; notorious alcoholic

#HashtagGames #prankcallasitcomcharacter

Jeff Jarvis 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Another noxious Douthat column. Here he invents a fancy way to say DEI candidate: "She flopped completely in her bid for national office in 2020 and was rescued and elevated only by the exigencies of George Floyd-era progressive politics." 1/

Kamala Harris and the Audacity of Desperation https://www.nytimes.com/2024/07/27/opinion/kamala-harris-democrats.html?smid=tw-share

Jeff Jarvis 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Then Douthat just dismisses her and her accomplishments: "As vice president she has no notable successes, no impressive portfolio, and her struggles and miscues have inspired comparisons to HBO’s “Veep” for a reason." 2/

Jeff Jarvis 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Most intriguingly, Douthat paints Harris as the establishment candidate. That is an insult from the insurrectionist right. As I write in The Gutenberg Parenthesis, everthing is inverted: The former conservatives destroy institutions, putting progressives in the position of having to conserve them. 3/

$Nisbet may provide a framework for analyzing the current state of institutions—though in a curious reverse. Consider: The internet’s emancipation of the individual enables under-represented communities to speak, organize, and act, enabling movements—reformations, even revolutions—inthenameofracial,gender,economic,legal,andenvironmental equity and justice. The existing, white power structure—in the person of the far right—counterattacks, burning the fields so as not to share their harvest with those who follow. They undermine the institutions of journalism, science, education, free and fair elections, democracy itself, and civility. Thus, when conservatives attack institutions, liberals find themselves in the position of having to defend those institutions. The conservatives are now the insurrectionists, and the liberals are now conservative. The world is turned upside down and inside out.The old labels are ever more meaningless.$

Truth Sandwich 🇺🇸😱💀 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

(@jeffjarvis can't see this post because he's on mastodon.censored, so this is mostly for you, @Pineywoozle)

"Establishment" is the term that populists use to deride non-populists. By attacking Harris as "establishment", he's signaling to the populist left that she's the enemy.

His target audience is not the "intersectional right", it's the socialist populists on the far left who are looking for any excuse to reject Harris on the basis of perceived impurity.

#uspol #populism

#Populism #uspol @Jeff Jarvis @@pineywoozle (s) for HARRIS

Kailee ♾️ Voting Midterms God 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Kevin Roberts, director of Trump's Project 2025 meeting with JD Vance. A fascist wet dream.

Remember, Kevin recently said we are in a civil war, that remains bloodless if Democrats stand down.

#election2024

#Election2024

Michael Marek 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

A federal judge has ruled that cellphone searches are a "nonroutine," more akin to a strip search than scanning a suitcase or passing a traveler through a metal detector.

Of course, appeals are likely.

https://reason.com/2024/07/26/courts-close-the-loophole-letting-the-feds-search-your-phone-at-the-border/

#News #Privacy #Electronics #Border #Search

Courts Close the Loophole Letting the Feds Search Your Phone at the Border

Customs and Border Protection insists that it can search electronics without a warrant. A federal judge just said it can't.

^{Matthew Petti (Reason Magazine)}

#privacy #News #search #Border #electronics

Ether Diver 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Sorry about all the quasi political posts the past two days. If it helps, don't think of them as political posts but as shitposts about a weird guy who really, really loves fucking couches, dolphin porn and burning monkey testicles.

#shitpost #shitposting #SorryNotSorry #JDVance #JDVanceCouch

#shitpost #shitposting #sorrynotsorry #JDVance #JDVanceCouch

thepoliticalcat 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I heard nothing about burning monkey testicles ...

Ether Diver 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

give it a search with his name!

Hugo 雨果 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

If you're writing a program that does XYZ and someone else writes another program that does XYZ with different tools and a different approach, they are not your competition. They're an opportunity to exchange ideas, insight and experiences. They're a perfect opportunity for collaboration, even if you both continue your own separate ways.

Brodie Robertson 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I would describe exactly that as healthy competition, there's no reason you have to hate whoever you're competing with. A little bit of rivalry that pushes everyone to improve is a good thing in my books.

It only becomes a bad thing when you let those differences bring you down, when you start complaining about how bad the other project is, etc

Qasim Rashid, Esq. 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

BREAKING: UK to withdraw its objection to ICC’s prosecution of Netanyahu AND is again funding UNRWA—stating that Israel has provided zero evidence of UNRWA enabling terrorism.

This leaves USA alone globally in defending Netanyahu’s war crimes.
https://www.aljazeera.com/news/liveblog/2024/7/25/israel-war-on-gaza-live-netanyahu-not-serious-about-ceasefire-deal-hamas

Israel war on Gaza updates: Israeli ‘snipers shooting anyone who moves’

These were the updates on Israel’s war on Gaza for Thursday, July 25.

^{Federica Marsi (Al Jazeera)}

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Nazani 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

The US supports Israel's right to exist and to punish Hamas for Oct. 7. Nobody has defended or is defending any war crimes. VP Harris told Netanyahu she wants a 2-state solution & a cease fire.

para_paramoney 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@Nazani The Israeli genocide of Palestinians in Gaza have so far killed over 100.000. The US is applauding the leader of the Israeli regime and continues to send them weapons. The rest of the world have zero patience for American zionist brain rot

@Nazani

Meatwharf15 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@Nazani Why exactly should Hamas be punished for fighting back against their occupiers, but the IDF is allowed to casually brag about razing all of Gaza to the ground with no repercussions?

@Nazani

RememberUsAlways 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

It's impossible to convince anti-Semitic people that attacking your neighbor's music festival will result in their total destruction.
They don't see why humans being killed in a war zone should GTFO of the war zone.

@QasimRashid

@Qasim Rashid, Esq.

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unusual_whales 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Nvidia, $NVDA, is down 7% since the CEO signed a T-shirt:

#news #finance #economics #stocks #options

#Finance #News #Stocks #Economics #options

unusual_whales 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

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#news #finance #economics #stocks #options

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^t.co

#Finance #News #Stocks #Economics #options

Techmeme 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

California DMV granted Nuro approval to test its third-gen R3 autonomous delivery vehicle in four Bay Area cities, a boost for the startup after some setbacks (Rebecca Bellan/TechCrunch)

https://techcrunch.com/2024/07/27/autonomous-delivery-startup-nuro-is-gearing-up-for-a-comeback/
http://www.techmeme.com/240727/p13#a240727p13

Autonomous delivery startup Nuro is gearing up for a comeback | TechCrunch

The California Department of Motor Vehicles this week granted Nuro approval to test its third-generation R3 autonomous delivery vehicle in four Bay Area

^{Rebecca Bellan (TechCrunch)}

KanaMauna 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Get the traffic cones ready.

Crystal_Fish_Caves 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Mr Mork? Have you heard about project Area 51?

#PrankCallASitcomCharacter
#HashTagGames
#imissrobinwilliams

#HashtagGames #prankcallasitcomcharacter #imissrobinwilliams

Darkas Vim 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I'm trying to decide who I despise more, JD Vance or Ron Desantis? 🤮

OtownKim 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Both.

Comfortably Numb 4 months ago • unkn (AP)

What fresh hell is this?

OtownKim 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@numb.comfortab.ly LOGAN Act!!!! Garland What Say you?!?!?!?!?

@numb.comfortab.ly

Ham on Wry 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Hello Edith . We’re conducting a bunker check. When was the last time you saw Archie?

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Melissa BearTrix 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

The meth heads are about

Hugz & xXx

Augie Ray 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

GOP: The Dems have to stop exaggerating and calling Trump fascist.

Trump: “Get out and vote. Just this time. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four more years. You know what? It’ll be fixed! It’ll be fine! You won’t have to vote anymore... You gotta get out and vote. In four years, you don’t have to vote again.”

I'm sorry, what is he suggesting, exactly? #VoteBlue to save democracy.

https://www.mediaite.com/trump/trump-cryptically-declares-you-wont-have-to-vote-anymore-if-he-wins-second-term/amp/

Trump: 'You Won't Have to Vote Anymore' If He's Elected

Former President Donald Trump urged members of a crowd in Florida to vote and said that if he wins, they "won't have to vote anymore."

^{Michael Luciano (Mediaite)}

#VoteBlue

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Maxi 10x 💉 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@LLS @BruceMirken This is so offensively evil, I’m still questioning whether he really just said that.

@Bruce Mirken @Laura Lis Scott

fr0g 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

He did, but in the context of introducing voter ID laws (making it harder to vote) and (fundamentalist) Christians often not coming out to vote.
So the implication here I assume is "we know you guys don't like to vote but once we fix the 'rigged' voting you can stay home, because under a 'fair' voting system we would win by huge margins anyway"

That's obviously huge nonsense seeing how Democrats reliably win the polular vote and Republican plans for...

Crystal_Fish_Caves 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Mr Stephen Keaton? Hi I am special agent Johnson with the FBI and I need to talk to you about allegations of Tax Evasion and Fraud alleged by your son Alex P Keaton.....

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camilla 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I just realised that there's a #HelpFolksLive2024 hashtag on Mastodon right now.

my very dear friend Aji is the originator of that series of hashtags, on the site formerly known as Twitter.

her husband Wings is a master silversmith and jeweler. he's an amazing indigenous artist whose work is even more stunning in real life. I know, I have several pieces. if you're gift shopping right now, consider Wings' jewelery. there's something for everyone across a variety of styles and techniques.

you can find the work here: https://wingssilverwork.com/

please if you're in the market for gifts and fine jewelry, consider Wings. they are in desperate need of sales because lady year as I understand they had a difficult time winterising, and everything continues to cost more and more but—sales do not go up proportionately.

and even if you're not in the market or you can't afford it, go look. because it's beautiful and it will brighten your day. #SupportNativeArtists #NativeArtists #WingsNdnSilver #MutualAid #MutualAidRequest #Indigenous #TaosPueblo

#Indigenous #mutualaid #MutualAidRequest #supportnativeartists #helpfolkslive2024 #NativeArtists #wingsndnsilver #taospueblo

Mary Hilton 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Bitcoin people are pretty smart and I'm pretty sure there were more than just a couple who fell asleep during Trump's speech.
He's boring as hell, repeating lies and not even being coherent half the time..https://www.rawstory.com/trump-rambling-embarrassing-bitcoin-speech-attendees/

'I fell asleep listening to him': Trump Bitcoin speech attendees say he was 'embarrassing'

Donald Trump on Saturday spoke at a Bitcoin conference, after which attendees ridiculed the former president's "rambling" speech.

^{David McAfee (Raw Story - Celebrating 20 Years of Independent Journalism)}

Sue Stone 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Blue-state Dem dread turns to elation over Harris: ‘It’s all changed’ - POLITICO

https://www.politico.com/news/2024/07/27/harris-fundraising-berkshires-00171523

#Harris #Harris2024

#Harris #harris2024

Truth Sandwich 🇺🇸😱💀 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

This is not normal. The head of a foreign government should not be meeting with former presidents.

Private citizens, even ones with aspirations of once again acquiring political office, should not be performing diplomacy, much less striking secret agreements in private rooms.

Want to bet that Trump got Bibi to agree to keep the war going through the election? Suckers only, please.

https://apnews.com/article/trump-netanyahu-gaza-war-israel-3d7a6b47060fbe51f66d82104ac5e1aa

#uspol #israel #collusion

Netanyahu meets with Trump at Mar-a-Lago, offering measured optimism on a Gaza cease-fire

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu worked to mend ties with Donald Trump on Friday and offered measured optimism about progress toward a cease-fire deal for Gaza. Netanyahu was nearing the end of a contentious U.S.

^{ELLEN KNICKMEYER (AP News)}

#Israel #collusion #uspol

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Truth Sandwich 🇺🇸😱💀 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@otownKim

If only there were some sort of law that could be enforced here...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Logan_Act

#uspol

#uspol @OtownKim

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OtownKim 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Yo Garland!!!!!!!! Wake the FUCK up!!!!!!!!

⸸ commander ░ nova ⸸ :~$ 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

i swear they grow rich kids with too much time on their hands in a lab just for youtube

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⸸ commander ░ nova ⸸ :~$ 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

"when your mom gets mad"

bro you're like 45???

another youtuber, with visible aging who can't be younger than at least 37 with the video caption "point of view: when your mom gets mad"

Europe Says 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1365331/ dju Berlin-Brandenburg verurteilt Messerangriff auf Journalisten Iman Sefati. Ihm wurde unmittelbar nach seiner Pressearbeit über den „Dyke* March“ vor seiner Wohnung von zwei Personen aufgelauert und er mit einem Messer bedroht. #DE #Deutschsprechenden

dju Berlin-Brandenburg verurteilt Messerangriff auf Journalisten Iman Sefati. Ihm wurde unmittelbar nach seiner Pressearbeit über den „Dyke* March“ vor seiner Wohnung von zwei Personen aufgelauert und er mit einem Messer bedroht. - EUROPE SAYS

dju Berlin-Brandenburg verurteilt Messerangriff auf Journalisten Iman Sefati. Ihm wurde unmittelbar nach seiner Pressearbeit über den „Dyke* March“…

^{EUROPE SAYS (EUROPESAYS.COM)}

#de #deutschsprechenden

Sue Stone 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Harris calls herself underdog with momentum at fundraiser in Massachusetts : NPR

https://www.npr.org/2024/07/27/nx-s1-5054359/kamala-harris-fundraiser-massachusetts-trump

#Harris #Harris2024

#Harris #harris2024

Mary Hilton 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

The Villages in Florida are turning...from Trump to Kamala!

https://www.rawstory.com/florida-hotbed-villages-kamala-harris-maga-territory/

'Can't believe my eyes': Florida 'hotbed of Trump support' erupts with Harris enthusiasm

A Florida area known for being a "hotbed of Trump support" is reportedly seeing a bump in enthusiasm for Vice President Kamala Harris on Saturday.

^{David McAfee (Raw Story - Celebrating 20 Years of Independent Journalism)}

Mary Hilton 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

The Villages in Florida are turning...from Trump to Kamala!

https://www.rawstory.com/florida-hotbed-villages-kamala-harris-maga-territory/

'Can't believe my eyes': Florida 'hotbed of Trump support' erupts with Harris enthusiasm

A Florida area known for being a "hotbed of Trump support" is reportedly seeing a bump in enthusiasm for Vice President Kamala Harris on Saturday.

^{David McAfee (Raw Story - Celebrating 20 Years of Independent Journalism)}

Melissa BearTrix 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

What ya looking at bitch

Hugz & xXx

how to do anything 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

How to Remove a Deceased Person from a Deed

KanaMauna 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair...

Wausau Pilot & Review 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

ICYMI: #AMUpdate #Weather Wausau weather for Friday and Saturday https://wausaupilotandreview.com/2024/07/26/wausau-weather-for-friday-and-saturday-33/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=mastodon

#weather #AMUpdate

Chris Petrilli 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

One day we will look back and realize that it wasn’t nuclear weapons that ended civilization, but MBAs.

Sue Stone 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

'So disappointing!' Trump fans rebel against him after latest election statement - Raw Story

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-missouri-endorsement-backfires-disappointed-maga-fans/

'So disappointing!' Trump fans rebel against him after latest election statement

Donald Trump on Saturday sought to release an endorsement for Missouri's gubernatorial race, but it did not go as planned. Trump earlier in the day spoke at a Bitcoin conference, where he was accused of employing an "old authoritarian trick.

^{David McAfee (Raw Story - Celebrating 20 Years of Independent Journalism)}

Europe Says 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1365325/ Man kennt es #DeutscheMemes #Memes

Man kennt es - EUROPE SAYS

Man kennt es by EnricoPallazzo1

^{EUROPE SAYS (EUROPESAYS.COM)}

#memes #deutschememes

Today I learned 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

TIL that there are officially ranked types of fun to be had. Type 3 being the fun that was supposed to be good and then went bad.

https://www.rei.com/blog/climb/fun-scale
#til #todayilearned
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1edvgc6/til_that_there_are_officially_ranked_types_of_fun/

#TIL #todayilearned

Kristofer Kainz 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

"Hello, is this Arthur Carlson?"

"Um, uh, ah, yes, uh, speaking."

< long pause >

"Gobble gobble motherf******"

#prankcallasitcomcharacter #hashtaggames

#HashtagGames #prankcallasitcomcharacter