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Lyle Solla-Yates mastodon (AP)
I have heard a rumor that I can’t substantiate that the page from the hardcover version of the bad book wherein Mr Vance explained the details of his and many other men’s physical relationship with an especially curvaceous couch which was posted on this most blessed of federated websites may have been a fake. If so, I apologize for finding it entirely believable that sex weirdo Vance did something embarrassing in college. If it is true though I think it is very funny. #uspolitics #couch
Lyle Solla-Yates mastodon (AP)
Okay, the fellow who made the fake has confessed he made it as a joke
HeavenlyPossum mastodon (AP)
It’s true—JD Vance did NOT fuck his couch.

It was a settee. And it wasn’t even his! It was his mom’s. The whole thing is a lie.

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Andreas Esch 🖖 mastodon (AP)
ER SAGT ES BEREITS!

"In vier Jahren müsst ihr nicht mehr wählen, wir werden es so gut geregelt haben, dass ihr nicht mehr wählen müsst." 🤮

Hört es alle - vor allem die, die ihm hinterherdackeln!

#CDU #Merz #Spahn #USA #Trump #Faschismus #Demokratie #Diktatur #project2025

https://www.zeit.de/politik/ausland/2024-07/usa-donald-trump-aeusserung-wahlkampfveranstaltung-demokratie-christen
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Crystal_Fish_Caves mastodon (AP)
#olympics Watching #waterpolo even when you aren't swimming you are treading water. Makes #basketball look kinda woosie by comparison.

Oh man my crack about started a fight this may cause a riot. Pace yourselves haters.

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Abysim 🇺🇦🇧🇬 friendica (via ActivityPub)
Ого, на Max можна дивитися всю Олімпіаду одночасно, можна вибрати трансляцію будь-якого змагання. Й додаткову плату не вимагають О.О
 Екран, на якому демонструються різні види спорту, зокрема хокей, футбол і серфінг. На зображенні показано 100 найкращих результатів Олімпійських ігор 2016 року, найпопулярнішими з яких є Олімпійські ігри в Лондоні 2016 року. Топ-100 результатів розділені на три розділи: Чоловічі та жіночі ігри, Чоловічий та жіночий настільний теніс та Чоловіки
На зображенні показано 100 найкращих результатів з Олімпійських ігор 2016 року в Ріо-де-Жанейро, причому перші 100 - це 100 найкращих результатів з Олімпійських ігор 2016 року в Ріо-де-Жанейро. Зображення відображає результати зимових Олімпійських ігор 2016 року у змаганнях зі спортивної гімнастики. Гімнасти з кожної країни виділені з їхніми балами та рейтингами. Гімнастки з Великої Британії, Франції та Сполучених Штатів виділені з їхніми балами та рейтингами. Гімнастки зі Сполучених Штатів

⛔️🇨🇺U.S. Red Lines Ignored Again, Russian Warships Make Visit To Cuba (more) http://www.rferl.org/a/33053159.html #Ukraine #Press #USA #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #UnitedKingdom #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#Article7 #Article7HungaryNow

Kampagne des Verkehrsclubs Deutschland
@VCDeV
für die Beibehaltung des 49€-Tickets:

https://www.vcd.org/macht-das-49euro-ticket-zum-fahrschein-der-zukunft

#49EuroTicket
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⚠️🇮🇷In Iran, Record Heat Shutters Government Offices And Banks (more) http://www.rferl.org/a/33053168.html #Ukraine #Press #USA #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #Iran #UnitedKingdom #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#Article7 #Article7HungaryNow

Shoq mastodon (AP)
The most amusing thing about this couch meme is that:

A) It’s complete bullshit, and,

B) No one is more responsible for popularizing bullshit memes and disinformation than MAGAs.

You reap what you motherfuckers sow. And it’s about time. So fuck you very much.

Tom Kindlon mastodon (AP)
🧵

"Higher education was easily accessible to #disabled people during Covid. Why are we being shut out now?"

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/apr/17/higher-education-accessibility-disabled-people-covid-pandemic-remote-learning-universities

"The pandemic showed remote learning is effective. It’s absurd universities are going back to processes that exclude us".

@chronicillness
@spoonies
@disability
@disabilityjustice
@mecfs
#MEcfs #CFS #PwME @longcovid
#LongCovid #Disabled
#Disability #chronicillness
#chroniclife #ChronicPain
#Spoonielife #ChronicIllnesses
#Spoonies #Spoonie #ChronicallyIll

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Higher education was easily accessible to disabled people during Covid. Why are we being shut out now?

Rosie Anfilogoff

The pandemic showed that remote learning is effective. It’s absurd that universities are going back to processes that exclude us

Rosie Anfilogoff is the winner of the 2024 Hugo Young Award (19-25 age category) recognising young talent in political opinion writing

Illustration: Eleanor Shakespeare/The Guardian

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X4WrgV4JesE&si=ucKo8qW0KHwSyYL0
⛔️⚠️Invading Russian advances across the entire frontlines prove Syrskyi is ineffective, he makes excuses for his constant defeats (Military and History VIDEO) #Ukraine #Press #USA #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #Mastodon #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #UnitedKingdom #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#Article7 #Article7HungaryNow

Sue Stone mastodon (AP)
'How dare he': 'Mediocre' Trump buried for new slur aimed at Kamala Harris - Raw Story

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-kamala-harris-2668825156/

#Harris #Harris2024
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Enia Titova mastodon (AP)
“you gotta see this: Cow Cat is hanging out with the Chunky Tabby.”

#LilOrangeAnnie #caturday #catsofmastodon #orangecat
photo of an orange cat standing at a low window. Her front paws are up on the window sill, her rear legs are on the ground, and her face is turned towards the camera. Her tail is curled with excitement.

LABR mastodon (AP)
Now playing on LABR: Sharon B & Brother Soul 01 Pick & Mix! Tune in now at https://labr.online #labr #radio #fediradio #live #music #dj #mixes #house #hiphop #rnb #rock #dnb #nowPlaying #np

muıııo mastodon (AP)
I like pink 😊

Maj1 🌶️🐿️ mastodon (AP)
#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Saturday has started ou t a little less enthusiastically than Friday did, it’s overcast although sun is promised later.

Mrs S. is off to get her Mums shopping etc in a bit so that will mean a nice quiet morning with just me n the cats.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves
Picture an AI squirrel looking at you from behind a moss covered tree trunk.
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RevK :verified_r: mastodon (AP)
Facebook needs the option

"I don't read ads, and I'm hiding this to stop you showing me ads for a while"

Seriously, I did not even look at who this ad is from, let alone its content. Making me pick a random reason is not helping you.
Hide X Ad hidden Please tell us why you hid this ad. Knows too much > Repetitive > Too personal > Irrelevant > Incorrect language > Sensitive topic > Already purchased >
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Nazani mastodon (AP)
"knows too much" WTF?

Ross Wintle mastodon (AP)
Found this in my open tabs and it looks REALLY useful.

A reference of the order hooks (actions and filters) fire in #WordPress core.

https://hookorder.com/

oldguy52 for Harris mastodon (AP)
Something a bit more typical of my posts.

A Widow Skimmer from the grasslands area of the Nature Sanctuary. We are seeing the effects of the Climate Emergency with fewer insects and fewer birds. Shot at f/18 to get proper depth of field.

#NaturePhotography #WidowSkimmer
#Dragonfly
#500mm
#Harris2024
A Widow Skimmer dragonfly on a blade of grass.  It is facing away from the camera.  The left front wing is damaged.  The Widows have beautiful blue iridescence in their wings.


Also wir haben jetzt von Trump gehört, dass es künftig keine Wahlen mehr geben könnte, dann hat er gesagt, dass es den dritten Weltkrieg gibt wenn er nicht gewählt wird und dass zusammen mit Netanjahu bis zum Totalen Sieg kämpfen will.
Und dann hören wir nun von ihm dass jedem Juden sofort der Kopf untersucht werden soll, der nicht für einen Fascho stimmt, ebenso bei den von der Regierung verfolgten Katholiken.

Man kann sich schon gut ausmalen wie er dann regieren wird.



Ada Palmer mastodon (AP)
A school meal program shown to have benefits including better academic performance and reduced illness is being rolled out nationwide in Ecuador this year. #ShareGoodNewsToo https://buff.ly/4dkX2z1

Melissa BearTrix mastodon (AP)
I'm out ... Just was shown this ... I can't stop laughing

Hugz & xXx
These are Chery slices ... A pile of biscuits base, some red stuff in the middle and a mess of chocolate and spilt and looking undesirable
Melissa BearTrix mastodon (AP)
@jigmedatse

I'm sure they wash their hands ... Giggles ... You'll be safe

Hugz & xXx
Jigme Datse mastodon (AP)
The nutrient balance almost certainly is terrible... But I've mostly not felt that health wise, it's any worse than the, "The Pandemic is Over..." stuff I hear from 90+% of people.

Don't fool yourself into thinking this is any election. It's possibly the end of US democracy. Vote like you never voted before, and make sure your friends and family do the same.

#transgender #democracy #Election2024 #2024election

Hot Dog Water mastodon (AP)
This is the carpeting I want in my arcade.

Looks like packs of Sprees candies poured on the ground.😁

#caturday treat: Dr Fluffy Jones investigates "If Comfy, Warm, and My Size, Why No Sit: A Meta-analysis of Research into the Warm Flat Rectangle."
https://www.metafilter.com/204833/A-Meta-analysis-of-Research-into-the-Warm-Flat-Rectangle-by-Dr-Fluffy
Excerpt from Dr Fluffy Jones's examination of the warm flat rectangle

Boerps ☑️ mastodon (AP)
Wenn hier schon so ein trüber Tag ist, dachte ich, ich muntere mich mal auf mit Videos aus Tahiti: Olympia - Surfen.

<Seufz> Laaangweiig. Schwimmen im Wasser und warten auf Wellen. Gibt jede Menge, aber keine ist ihnen gut genug.
Baden als Sportart.

https://www.sportschau.de/olympia/live/surfen-1-runde-f-m,livestream-olympia-surfen-104.html

#olympia #surfen
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Norcal Gma 2 mastodon (AP)
Rose toot for today.
#Roses #BloomScrolling
Peace rose. A creamy gold and pink combo.

Hibiscus swamp rosemallow in the wild
Hibiscus swamp rosemallow

JdeB mastodon (AP)
#Ukraine #RussianEconomy #Anna [1of2}

Facts and figures coming out of Russia on its economics are controled by the Russian State [Putin] and are, per defenition not reliable.
Anna from Ukriane has some insight from an ordinairy Ukrainian perspective.
I will share the Gaurdian article she mentioned after this 'toot'.

"RUSSIA IS ALL FAKE: ECONOMIC GROWTH AND NO LOSSES Vlog 756: War in Ukraine" [11:44 min]
by Anna from Ukraine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-T07ZkkQrwI&t=1s

#SlavaUkraini ! #HeroyamSláva! #RussiaIsATerroristState

JdeB mastodon (AP)
#Ukraine #RussianEconomy #Guardian [2of2}

Facts and figures coming out of Russia on its economics are controled by the Russian State [Putin] and are, per defenition not reliable.
The article is actualy a statement of eight European finance ministers"
And while I don't fully agree with them, the economics is sound. Ukraine should have more and the have the right to defend their country on Russian soil as well. JdeB

"Russia is lying about its economic strength: sanctions are working – and we need more
Eight European finance ministers"
by 'opinion' for the Guardian [24 july 2024]

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/jul/24/russia-economic-growth-western-sanctions-vladimir-putin-moscow

Quotes:
"The signs are clear that not everything is as rosy in Putin’s Soviet-style war economy as Moscow would have us believe"

"President Vladimir Putin and his authoritarian regime are peddling the false narrative that the Russian economy is strong, and that its war machine is unharmed by western sanctions. This is a lie that must be rebutted."

"While Russian GDP may be growing, the economy is increasingly geared towards the war industry, upheld by large fiscal stimulus. This is not an endless source of growth, nor a sign of a stable economy. The Kremlin’s war factories are already at maximum capacity. Unemployment has fallen to the point that there are reports that Vladimir Putin approved the replacement of imprisonment for forced labour."

"To finance the war, the Russian government has tapped into the liquid assets of Russia’s national wealth fund. Estimates by Bloomberg suggest it has almost halved in size since Russia’s full-scale invasion of Ukraine, as the country sacrifices its future prosperity to wreak havoc abroad."

"What could be perceived and mistaken as a “boost” to Russian growth is, in fact, the beginning of a re-Sovietisation of the economy."

"To cover future deficits, Putin will have to use monetary financing, adding more fuel to inflation, and further deplete the Russian cash reserves. If Putin stays on this path, the long-term damage to the Russian economy could be significant and is likely to further erode confidence."

"However, this also requires patience and resolve from the west. We must maintain and increase pressure, while continuing and strengthening our support to Ukraine. Russian propaganda must not be left unchallenged."

"Further steps are needed, however, to constrain Russia and support Ukraine. The west should ensure a swift and efficient operationalisation of the G7 agreement on providing loans for Ukraine and explore options for more far-reaching solutions, in accordance with international and EU law."

"Meanwhile, support for Ukraine needs to be maintained and strengthened, and more weapons and ammunition must be supplied. All our nations have contributed significantly to supporting Ukraine, both financially and militarily, and will continue to do so for as long as it takes. Sanctions must be strengthened – particularly in strategically important sectors like energy, finance and technology; while the enforcement of existing sanctions must be improved."

"The Ukrainians are fighting an existential battle for freedom and democracy against oppression and authoritarianism. Supporting Ukraine and undermining Russia’s capacity to wage war at every turn should be the top priority of every democratic country."

Signed by:
* Elisabeth Svantesson, minister for finance, Sweden 🇸🇪
* Stephanie Lose, minister for economic affairs, Denmark 🇩🇰
* Mart Võrklaev, minister of finance, Estonia 🇪🇪
* Riikka Purra, minister of finance, Finland 🇫🇮
* Arvils Ašeradens, minister of finance, Latvia 🇱🇻
* Gintarė Skaistė, minister of finance, Lithuania 🇱🇹
* Eelco Heinen, minister of finance, Netherlands 🇳🇱
* Andrzej Domański, minister of finance, Poland 🇵🇱

#SlavaUkraini ! #HeroyamSláva! #RussiaIsATerroristState

Shoq mastodon (AP)
BREAKING: Donald Trump screams “FAKE NEWS” as @JDvance couch meme overwhelms social media severs all over the galaxy.

“If sex with furniture was a thing, I’d be on trial for that, too, believe me.”
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Savage Chickens solid life advice. #media #stress
Maybe turn off the TV, go for a walk

Clinton Street Theater's July #scifi Fest ends with #Soviet masterpiece "To the Stars by Hard Ways" (1981), #Portland #film fam. This one is atmospheric and spooky looking, with a killer Rybnikov soundtrack.

https://cstpdx.com/event/to-the-stars-by-hard-ways-1981-church-of-film/
Poster for 1981 Soviet science fiction film "To the Stars by Hard Ways"
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