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C.W. Williams 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Good afternoon Federati! Fun was Had.
#Dogs #dogfun #GunDogMorning #Swimmies #Retrievers

Photo of a clear morning on Harris Creek, sun is high in a cloudless blue sky. Marsh is green and enjoying a fine morning. Creek water is rippled and reflects the sky and clouds.
Jon a black Flat-Coated retriever launched himself into the water in pursuit of his retrieval bumper.

#dogs #Retrievers #gundogmorning #dogfun #swimmies

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

He groomed his victim online, that's pretty noncey
Can't believe people are defending this creep, and all for Sport?!

https://www.theguardian.com/sport/article/2024/jul/27/dutch-olympian-who-raped-a-12-year-old-girl-is-not-a-paedophile-official-says

Dutch Olympian who raped a 12-year-old girl ‘is not a paedophile’, official says

Steven Van de Velde ‘isn’t a risk’, a Dutch Olympic official said in an email, as abuse survivors urged the team to withdraw the volleyball player

^{Alexandra Topping (The Guardian)}

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Is he going to hurl the Unhoused at the flames, the Bell Riots cunt?

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jul/27/wildfires-california-state-of-emergency

#California #GavinNewsom #Wildfires #USPOL

California governor declares emergency as multiple wildfires rage across state

Gavin Newsom makes declaration for three counties as thousands flee and hundreds of homes destroyed

^{Nina Roberts (The Guardian)}

#California #wildfires #uspol #gavinnewsom

Ajay 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

#Saturday #Cartoon of the week

#cartoon #saturday

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Ham on Wry 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I’m a very shy person, so when I die I’m not telling a soul because I hate being the center of attention and I don’t want a big foofaraw made over my death.

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Ham on Wry 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@DenOfEarth

I have to look that up

@Den of Earth

Den of Earth 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@HamonWry

The Simpsons. Eloquent tv anchorman Kent Brockman tries to sum up a story: "Argle-bargle or foofaraw?"

@Ham on Wry

Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Just come back from a lovely community fun day at a local estate, live music from the Brixton Chamber Orchestra and local residents, free jerk chicken and burgers (had we known we would have skipped lunch!) and all the face painting, costume and community spirit that renews your faith in Humanity.
There's more that unites than divides us, like 'singing and dancing'....everyone loves a bit of that. 😀

https://www.brixtonbuzz.com/2024/07/brixton-chamber-orchestra-announces-their-summer-estates-tour-2024-19th-28th-july/

#ClaphamPark #London #BrixtonChamberOrchestra

Brixton Chamber Orchestra announces their Summer Estates Tour 2024, 19th-28th July

The Brixton Chamber Orchestra (BCO) is back for its electrifying Summer Estates Tour. This free, two-weekend tour throws open the concert hall doors, bringing the power of live orchestral music str…

^{www.brixtonbuzz.com}

#london #brixtonchamberorchestra #claphampark

Hank G ☑️ 2 months ago • friendica (via ActivityPub)

I’m a little fed up with the Snap managed Hugo updates breaking my site. The theme hasn’t changed. None of my templates changed. Yet now some Google Analytics stub, which I don’t use BTW, prevents the site from building. I think I’m going to just go with binary download and lock in the version.

Mary Hilton for Harris 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

We should all be aware of the fact that Trump has dementia-you don't have to be a doctor to know this when you see it.
And we don't need that in the WH.

Kahte🐿️ 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@luxas Bisous du samedi mon CLAGOP 😘 😘 😘 😘

@\LuXaS (en pause)

Kee Hinckley 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I think I may have an explanation of my screen touch problems.

EDIT: Spoke too soon. Just got a phantom touch. But I still suspect it's related.

My lightning port recently went from flakey to "doesn't work" (I've cleaned it, I think it's more that I've stressed it too much using the phone while it's charging).

So I've been using a magnetic charger, and recently I've started getting overheating warnings from my phone. I don't know yet if it's because it's a no-name third party charger, or another problem, but I just realized that the problem occurs most when I'm using the phone while it charges. So I suspect it's heat-related. I just switched to the magnetic charger from my car (which is also slower) and neither problem seems to be happening. We'll see if it stays that way.

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cobalt 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I know I gave up on the no-name cables and chargers about 5 years ago. I spend a lot more to get the cables in a wrap with extra silicone connecting around joint cable to connector. I love the 90° style for less stress on that place. I have the phantom touch issues you have but I generally don’t use the phone while charging. Only use for the wireless charging pad was while phone dried out from dishwater splash and the wired charging cable wouldn’t work.

US news | The Guardian 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

California governor declares emergency as multiple wildfires rage across state https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/jul/27/wildfires-california-state-of-emergency #California #Wildfires #WestCoast #USnews

California governor declares emergency as multiple wildfires rage across state

Gavin Newsom makes declaration for three counties as thousands flee and hundreds of homes destroyed

^{Nina Roberts (The Guardian)}

#California #wildfires #usnews #westcoast

Ian James 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

As California seeks to curb groundwater declines, agricultural landowners in one county are fighting back in court. "We hope that the state more carefully considers whether or not to place a subbasin on probation, and understands that their decisions have real consequences up and down the state." https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2024-07-27/court-stalls-state-effort-to-curb-groundwater-overpumping

Court stalls state effort to curb groundwater overpumping

Farmers in one California county are challenging state officials' effort to crack down on groundwater overpumping. A judge gives growers a temporary reprieve.

^{Ian James (Los Angeles Times)}

Mary Hilton for Harris 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I have two words for Cheeto Hitler:
FUCK YOU.
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-christians-wont-have-to-vote-anymore_n_66a46c8be4b015f7c2ba6d61
This is why all of us have to come out and vote-to get rid of this specimen of slime from our election.
Once and for all, because he will never be able to run again once he get finally defeated this year.
He'll be too old and broke. Let's destroy his dream.

The Turtle 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

don't gangsters in old movies always say "the fix is in?"

Paul 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

The documentary on Syd Barrett was good but I always find it strange when its said "And no-one saw him for six years". Syd apparently had no money and had never mentally grown up (according to people who knew him). One of the great mysteries. #PinkFloyd #SydBarrett

#PinkFloyd #SydBarrett

Tom's Bookmarks 2 months ago • postmarks (AP)

Example.com
Oh no I am testing in production

AppleTogether 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Apple Union in USA lands first tentative contract!

TOWSON, Md., July 26, 2024

The International Association of Machinists and Aerospace Workers’ (IAM) Coalition of Organized Retail Employees (IAM CORE) has reached a tentative agreement with Apple that improves work-life balance, raises pay and helps protect job security. Workers at the Towson, Md., Apple retail store, the first in the country to unionize, will vote on the tentative agreement on Aug. 6.

https://www.goiam.org/news/iam-core-first-u-s-unionized-apple-retail-store-workers-reach-historic-tentative-labor-agreement-with-tech-giant/#:~:text=Highlights%20of%20the%20tentative%20three,for%2080%25%20of%20job%20classifications

Cat Lady Kydia Music 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Someone posted this pic of Kamala Harris from the 80's and said she looks like she played synth for a German New Wave band and tbh I'll never be this cool.

#KamalaHarris #Harris2024 #Harris #Synthwave #Synth #80s #GenX

A young Kamala Harris, wearing a black coat with a high collar in front of a blurred maroon background. She has short hair and kind of a wistful look on her unsmiling gorgeous face. She about to drop the most fire synth album ever.

#KamalaHarris #synth #80s #synthwave #Harris #genx #harris2024

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Reticent Turnip 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

She totally collaborated with Prince

Cat Lady Kydia Music 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@ReticentTurnip

OMG I WOULD BUY THAT ALBUM

@Reticent Turnip

OhSnap!Dragon 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

🎵 🎶
Don't you
Vote against me
Don't, Don't, Don't you
Don't you
Vote against me....

#Kamala2024

Rocker guy from the movie The Breakfast Club on football field, raising fist in rebellion, captioned Don't you, forget about me

#kamala2024

Jayson1985 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

#Europa #Deutschland #TricksbeiderSteuer

#Erbschaftssteuer #BedürftigeMilliardäre

Tricksen bei der Erbschaftssteuer -

Bedürftige MilliardärInnen:

https://taz.de/Tricksen-bei-der-Erbschaftssteuer/!6023578/

#europa #Deutschland #erbschaftssteuer #tricksbeidersteuer #bedurftigemilliardare

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Mayor of Nerdocrumbesia 🏡 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Cats are to the internet what porn was to the VCR. #Cats

Also...
https://www.nytimes.com/2014/07/23/upshot/what-the-internet-can-see-from-your-cat-pictures.html

#cats

Mayor of Nerdocrumbesia 🏡 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I found my cat on this site!

I knew my location information was visible when uploading to Flickr.

I am not concerned about targeted advertising - between Amazon, Petsmart, Chewy, etc. that information is already out there. I do wonder how this information could be used in other ways though. 🤔

A screenshot of the website "I know where your cat lives" showing hundreds of cats in the Piedmont North Carolina area. I found pictures of my cat in this collection posted to Flickr.

Today I learned 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

TIL the first animals to receive formal scientific names were spiders. Carl Alexander Clerck published 'Svenska Spindlar' (Swedish Spiders) in 1757, becoming the first person to consistently apply Linnaean binomial nomenclature to animals.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Svenska_Spindlar
#til #todayilearned
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1edjs5l/til_the_first_animals_to_receive_formal/

#TIL #todayilearned

Europe Says 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1364565/ The republican party in a single image. #PoliticalHumor #PoliticalHumor #Politics #UsPolitics

The republican party in a single image. - EUROPE SAYS

The republican party in a single image. Posted by Bekfast59

^{EUROPE SAYS (EUROPESAYS.COM)}

#Politics #USPolitics #politicalhumor

worldhistoricalpictures 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Jimmy Carter showing Secret Service how to properly jump over a fence

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10tothe22 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

What’s the other guy doing with his foot?

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Nazani 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@10tothe22 On tiptoe trying to swing his leg over the fence, but I bet he ended up with a crotch full of cable anyway.

@10tothe22

Tofu Golem 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I would love to see Trump try that.

Ned Hamson 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Sunset

Thought the group may like this photo of a famous sign at Cape Forchu! Sunset

http://nedhamsonsecondlineviewofthenews.com/2024/07/27/sunset-3/

Sunset

Thought the group may like this photo of a famous sign at Cape Forchu!Sunset

^{Ned Hamson's Second Line View of the News}

Lake Michigan! Live! 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Current* conditions near Muskegon, MI:

Wide view of the Muskegon channel southern breakwater stretching into Lake Michigan. // Image captured at: 2024-07-27 16:30:01 UTC (about 5 min. prior to this post) // Current Temp in Muskegon: 74.96 F | 23.87 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: S at 12.661 mph | 20.37 kph // Humidity: 55%

Magpieblog 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

My favorite app for IDing mystery plants in my garden is Plant.net. It almost always gives me the correct ID in its first few suggestions. But sometimes it gives a wildly innacurate ID, suggesting something from Eurasia when a plant is actually native to the Pacific Northwest.

So when I used Plant.net to ID a volunteer coming up in a container with a native yarrow, I laughed when it told me I had a peanut plant. The photo shows what I saw when I pulled the plant up.

1/2

#gardening #Oregon

#gardening #Oregon

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Magpieblog 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

In my defense, the peanut was not visible until after I pulled the plant. And since I don't feed birds with peanuts in the shell, I didnt think there was much chance of a peanut plant popping up in my yard

The *peanut plant* is now ensconced in its own container where it will hopefully have a long, happy life.

Plant.net 1, Me 0

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allison 2 months ago • hometown (AP)

me when i'm told to touch grass https://botsin.space/@SocialConstructEverywhere/112859374800577293

Constructions sociales partout

2024-07-27 16:23:13

The grass is a social construct

Ben Ramsey 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Grass is gross and has bacteria and parasites living amongst it.

Jen Gentleman 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Feels like that some days 😅

A prompt posted to the IT subreddit, saying, "you know you work in IT when...". The first few answers have been collapsed, to expose the next one "when you solve a technical problem by actually reading the error"

Hannah A. Patellis 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

It's offish! We're moving from Atlanta, Georgia to Minneapolis, Minnesota! From the heat to the politics, it was time to say goodbye to the peach state and try somewhere new. Georgia will always hold a special place in my heart though 🧡

A collage featuring a Google Map showing directions from Decatur, GA to Minneapolis, MN. Other elements include: A woman and a man cutout inside a Lexus sedan with a MN license plate and two cats and a dog.

Ian Scott :apple_inc: 🐙 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

bon voyage!

Hannah A. Patellis 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@polpo Thank you!!! So hyped for this next chapter

@Ian Scott :apple_inc: 🐙

taz (inoffiziell) 2 months ago • friendica (via ActivityPub)

Als US-Vizepräsidentin hat Kamala Harris den wirtschaftspolitischen Kurs von Joe Biden gestützt. Im Fall eines Wahlsieges würde sie ihn wohl fortsetzen.#KamalaHarris #Wirtschaftspolitik #DonaldTrump #US-Wahl2024 #Ökonomie #Öko #Schwerpunkt

Wirtschaftspolitik im US-Wahlkampf: Trump wäre teuer

^taz.de

#DonaldTrump #öko #KamalaHarris #Schwerpunkt #Ökonomie #Wirtschaftspolitik #US-Wahl2024

Beardy Star Stuff 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Another day, another school in #Gaza bombed. 30 killed. The #WarCrimes and #Genocide continue.

"A wave of Israeli airstrikes targeting central and southern Gaza have killed at least 50 people and injured an estimated 200, with one strike hitting a school where thousands were seeking shelter...

Wounded people poured into the nearby Aqsa hospital, while images from Deir al-Balah showed families carrying injured children for treatment."

https://www.theguardian.com/world/article/2024/jul/27/israeli-airstrikes-that-hit-school-kill-50-people-in-gaza

#Genocide #Gaza #warcrimes

SaraMG 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

$wife and I playing along at countdown (conundrum round):

Me: Oh! I've got it!
Her: (struggles awhile then gives up)'
Me: Badmnnun!
Her: THAT'S NOT A WORD!
Me: (genuinely confused) You don't know that game? With the rackets and the shuttlecocks? Badngrghn?
Her: Are those even syllables? Spell it.
Me: B-a-d-m-i-n-t-o-n
Her: Oooooh! Christ, you mumble...

Me: Spends next ten minutes trying to pronounce "Badminton" until the word loses all meaning.

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Ben Ramsey 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@derickr @cxj This reminds me a few months ago I ordered a glass of the Whistle Pig 18, knowing it would be expensive, but not realizing how expensive. When he left the bottle in front of me, I thought, “Oh, shit. This must be really expensive.”

It was about $125 for the shot. For comparison, a full bottle retails for about $470. There are about 17 shots in a bottle. I was expecting between $40 and $70.

@Derick Rethans @Chris Johnson

Derick Rethans 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@ramsey @cxj Remarkable, a 4½ litre bottle of graham's 20 is... £310.

@Ben Ramsey @Chris Johnson

Megan Lynch (she/her) 4 months ago (Received 2 months ago) • mastodon (AP)

I'd block this bullshit right now, if I were you.

You not having your follows on lock is not the same thing as "explicit consent".

Note that they didn't even mention my handle on this - I went to check out who followed me and this was on their TL. #Consent #Ethics #NoBot

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#ethics #nobot #consent

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Callalily 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Thanks for the info. I blocked them too.

LittleTownJane 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Happy #Caturday from the contentment zone.

Long-haired calico cat on lap with squinted eyes.

#caturday

Europe Says 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

https://www.europesays.com/1364560/ Haters : This woke opening ceremony is nonsense. France is not about men wearing wigs and heels and shirts with frills. Things were better before. France before: #Altius #Citius #CitiusAltiusFortius #Fortius #Olympiad #Olympics #Olympics2024 #Paris2024

Haters : This woke opening ceremony is nonsense. France is not about men wearing wigs and heels and shirts with frills. Things were better before. France before: - EUROPE SAYS

Haters : This woke opening ceremony is nonsense. France is not about men wearing wigs and heels and…

^{EUROPE SAYS (EUROPESAYS.COM)}

#olympics #paris2024 #olympics2024 #altius #citius #citiusaltiusfortius #fortius #olympiad

Costa Samaras 2 months ago • unkn (AP)

Just realizing that this year’s AGU conference will be in DC, which is where it should be every year forever. If you have session suggestions to submit to, would love to hear ‘em

Kevin Leecaster 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

No one should ever support the American Geophysical Union because of all of the aid that climate science denying institution has provided to the fossil fuel industry.

Mary Hilton for Harris 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

The orcas are fighting back.
A pod of them destroyed a yacht in the Mediterranean Sea.
https://www.thedailybeast.com/killer-whales-sink-yacht-in-med-knew-what-they-were-doing
I'm on the orcas side!

Happy Jack 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Went on a hike this morning. Some one decided to try and invade my personal space.

Costa Samaras 2 months ago • unkn (AP)

There was a time where folks didn’t want to talk about climate resilience, only mitigation, because somehow it would take away from cutting GHGs? That was wrong. Now we’re in an era where resilience & mitigation are separate. Also misguided. We need combined mitigation & resilience forever. Let’s go

RE: https://bsky.app/profile/did😛lc🤐jnxcxe2pn5lwp6z2gxapbrl/post/3ky5mgfiglp2l

Costa Samaras

2024-07-26 01:40:30

My team launched the Biden-Harris Net-Zero Game Changers Initiative in 2022. Then, in 2023, as part of the National Climate Resilience Framework, we helped kickoff an effort for a Climate Resilience Game Changers Initiative. Today, the White House launched it! www.whitehouse.gov/ostp/news-up...

Catalyzing American Innovation...

Catalyzing American Innovation in Climate Resilience | OSTP | The White House
By Ali Zaidi, National Climate Advisor; Arati Prabhakar, Director of the White House Office of Science and Technology Policy; and Brenda Mallory, Chair of the Council on Environmental Quality Across the country, Americans are already experiencing the…
^{The White House}

Brett Kosinski 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

There is nothing quite as confidence inspiring as putting together a gauge swatch for a motif and screwing it up on the very first row... #knitting

#knitting

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Brett Kosinski 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@KarenStrickholm Hah! Yeah normally I'm a little more cavalier but I'm making socks for the winners of my fundraising raffle for the 2024 Tour Alberta for Cancer, and the winning donors are all over the place meaning I won't be able to beta test the product on their feet. And no one likes a poorly fitted sock!

@Karen Strickholm

Karen Strickholm 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

You are a good man, Brett Kosinski. 💞

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Jectoons :krita: :debian: 2 months ago • mastodon (AP)

BC.

Come ON.

Absorb Translink as a provincial corporation and acknowledge that *transit doesn't have to turn a profit*. It's a PUBLIC SERVICE. If the Federal government can pay 24billion dollars over a few years to subsidize a pipeline that no one wants, they can surely fork over 600 million a year to help transit run. Do something good, Eby, you're making it hard to want to vote for you.

RE: https://www.cambiereport.ca/e3-814-did-a-global-news-question-kill-the-park-board/ at about 13:43

#bcpoli #transit #translink

E3-814 Did a Global News question kill the Park Board?

Council & Park Board drama, housing targets and no fire stations in my backyard

^{Cambie Report}

#trànsit #bcpoli #translink