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Europe Says
Europe Says • mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1363470/ Olol Schlong #DeutscheMemes #Memes
Olol Schlong

Olol Schlong - EUROPE SAYS

Olol Schlong by Tex-the-Dragon
EUROPE SAYS (EUROPESAYS.COM)
#memes #deutschememes
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AI6YR Ben
AI6YR Ben • mastodon (AP)
Borel Fire looks to be taking off 👀 (photo from Tehachapi from @Venice311 ) #BorelFire
What looks like smoke going thermonuclear above the Sequoia National Forest
#borelfire @StalkingAlex
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Ray*mond Li*terally
Ray*mond Li*terally • mastodon (AP)
Sex with couch

#OlympicGamesForIntroverts
#HashtagGamesi
#olympicgamesforintroverts #hashtaggamesi
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U.S. Politics in Real Time
U.S. Politics in Real Time • mastodon (AP)
President Biden Announces Nominees for Postal Service Board of Governors

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2024/07/25/president-biden-announces-nominees-4/

President Biden Announces Nominees | The White House

WASHINGTON – Today, President Joe Biden announced his intent to nominate the following individuals to serve as leaders in his administration: Val Butler
The White House
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Europe Says
Europe Says • mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1363468/ Ich_iel #DeutscheMemes #IchIel #Memes #SelbstiesDerSeele
Ich_iel

Ich_iel - EUROPE SAYS

Ich_iel by frangeddroelf
EUROPE SAYS (EUROPESAYS.COM)
#memes #deutschememes #ichiel #selbstiesderseele
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Democracy Matters :verified:
Democracy Matters :verified: • mastodon (AP)
Trump is a coward. #CowardTrump

Trump campaign now says it would be "inappropriate" to go ahead with the debate it already agreed to https://www.salon.com/2024/07/26/campaign-now-says-it-would-be-inappropriate-to-go-ahead-with-the-debate-it-already-agreed-to/

Trump campaign now says it would be "inappropriate" to go ahead with the debate it already agreed to

The Trump campaign previously agreed to a Sept. 10 debate on ABC, open to any candidate polling above 15%
Salon.com
#cowardtrump
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Ukraine War Bulletins and News
Ukraine War Bulletins and News • mastodon (AP)
https://youtube.com/watch?v=wkm7N4wyuGM&si=9fbMTPDqeDzJ8r8J
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⚡️🇺🇦Nightly Address by President Volodymyr Zelensky on Day 884 of Russia’s full-scale invasion of Ukraine |Day 3810 of Russia’s invasion of Ukraine (July 26) dubbed into English (Office of the President of Ukraine Official VIDEO) #Ukraine #Press #USA #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #UnitedKingdom #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#Article7 #Article7HungaryNow
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Окупант повинен відчувати, що це – українська земля. Звернення Володимира Зеленського 26.07.2024

«Сьогодні хочу особливо відзначити наших воїнів, які завдають ударів по російських базах і логістиці на окупованій території. Окупант повинен відчувати, що ц...
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#UnitedStates #USA #uk #UnitedKingdom #News #EU #US #EuropeanUnion #Ukraine #NATO #press #article7hungarynow #nousrepublicans2024 #Article7 #10yrinvasionofukraine
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Dev Leader
Dev Leader • mastodon (AP)
How many of you are guilty of saying at least ONE of these?

#ProgrammingMemes #Memes #Programming
#programming #memes #programmingmemes
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Pastor of Muppets
Pastor of Muppets • hometown (AP)
@falcennial

✅ I'm in this picture and I don't like it
@millennial falcon
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Dev Leader
Dev Leader • mastodon (AP)
@middleclasstool @falcennial hahaha!
@Pastor of Muppets @millennial falcon
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millennial falcon
millennial falcon • mastodon (AP)
there ain't no escaping thats weird, even my end user ass be saying thats weird as the first thing I say when I encounter the error before I ruin your day
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Wrenasaurus :bc: :heart_trans:
Wrenasaurus :bc: :heart_trans: • mastodon (AP)
I went to an event tonight that was a campaign kick-off event for area #Democrats. I met several candidates and am really hoping I can help.

#VoteBlue
a trans femme Latine enby woman wearing a blue denim jacket and green print dress.
#Democrats #VoteBlue
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Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson
Sir Rochard 'Dock' Bunson • mastodon (AP)
"For real, y'all" buy #ArtFED

CC-BY-SA 4.0

https://botsin.space/@bitartbot/112856111136747084

#HeAintFromHere #JDVance #TVAC
Digital collage with linked bit art background, jd vance hovering creepily behind a dolphin couch. It says "for real, y'all he ain't from here."
#artfed #JDVance #TVAC #heaintfromhere
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Alice McFlurry :bc:
Alice McFlurry :bc: • mastodon (AP)
Please accept my terrible Photoshop until someone with more time and talent can create a deep fake of JD Vance inserted into that video of a group of guys humping an ottoman.

https://youtu.be/-k98bRUOb4g
Screencap of the video of a group of guys in tank tops in a small room who are humping an ottoman with JD Vance very obviously poorly Photoshopped onto it, wearing a white tank top being stretched in a "seductive" manner with a white "JD" title card over the entire thing..

Pretty Ricky - Late Night Special

The Intro
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Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀
Smudge The Insult Cat 🐀 • mastodon (AP)
Whatever you do, DO NOT send your used catlitter to in vance, 37 West Broad Street, Room 300 Columbus, OH, 43215
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Jeff Jarvis
Jeff Jarvis • mastodon (AP)
Conservatives’ racist and sexist attacks on Kamala Harris show exactly who they are
by Judith Levine
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/article/2024/jul/26/republican-kamala-harris-racist-sexist-attacks

Conservatives’ racist and sexist attacks on Kamala Harris show exactly who they are

Hatred will continue to ooze from the right. Pay attention – because that bigotry isn’t just talk, it’s Republican policies
Guardian staff reporter (The Guardian)
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Bentley
Bentley • mastodon (AP)
And for the record I'm not "sad" about #Jasper, I'm ANGRY about it. I'm ANGRY about "leaders" that snicker about the science & whose only approach to #Climate is to make it worse. You built this. What happened to #Jasper is YOUR fault. We need all hands on deck not greed & disinformation #abpoli #Climate #wildfire
Jasper structure fire
#Climate #Wildfire #Jasper #abpoli
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Chris Geidner
Chris Geidner • mastodon (AP)
Moms for Liberty and Alliance Defending Freedom are going after trans people by going after the Biden administration’s new Title IX sex discrimination rule.

Here’s the latest: https://www.lawdork.com/p/moms-for-liberty-claims-more-than

Moms for Liberty claims more than 2,000 schools should have federal LGBTQ protections blocked

The far-right group submitted a list "of the K-12 schools attended by the children of its members" in a Title IX rule lawsuit. Also: Alliance Defending Freedom at SCOTUS.
Chris Geidner (Law Dork)
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birds in the bush
birds in the bush • mastodon (AP)
Handsome moth from the Jasmine
A highly patterned, black and white moth. Wingspan is about an inch or less.
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ADHDean
ADHDean • mastodon (AP)
Friendly reminder that polls are just as meaningless when your candidate is ahead as they are when the opposing candidate is ahead.

VOTE.
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Philip N Cohen
Philip N Cohen • mastodon (AP)
Trump: "Christians get out and vote, just this time. You won't have to do it anymore. Four more years - you know what? It'll be fixed. It'll be fine. You won't have to vote anymore, my beautiful Christians. I love you, Christians. I am a Christian. Get out. You gotta get out and vote. In four years you don't have to vote again. We'll have it fixed so good you're not gonna have to vote." https://x.com/acyn/status/1817007890496102490
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bk
bk • mastodon (AP)
“you won’t have to vote anymore…” (he is not a Christian)
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European Commission
European Commission • mastodon (AP)
The EU stands with Ukraine.

Today we transfer €1.5 billion in proceeds from immobilised Russian assets to the defence and reconstruction of Ukraine.

There is no better symbol or use for the Kremlin’s money than to make Ukraine and all of Europe a safer place to live.
Simple visual on a blue backgroud with text "€1.5 billion to Ukraine from the windfall profits of immobilised Russian assets." In the top right corner, the EU and Ukraine flags stylicized.
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Strypey
Strypey • mastodon (AP)
@EUCommission
> Today we transfer €1.5 billion in proceeds from immobilised Russian assets to the defence and reconstruction of Ukraine

This is a *big* break with the norms of neoliberal globalisation.

Where business activities take place in a global virtual machine, sandboxed away from control by the governments of countries it runs on. Using blockchain-like, majority-rules protocols. Whose mining pools are called corporations, and whose white papers are called "free trade agreements".
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LittleScrapsoftheNorth
LittleScrapsoftheNorth • mastodon (AP)
#caturday i am still fostering son’s 3 cats. Momma & two 8m old boys. I have 4 dogs & 2 cats of my own - 9 pets in one house is a bit extreme. We are making do. The liitle dogs & new cats have moved into “let’s ignore each other as much as possible”. The big dog is still chasing/barking, & new cats keep hissing/smacking/running which results in random chaos, Flying thru the air, & knocking things over. Still no blood! Jack cat is boycotting inside of the house. Stella avoids and growls.
3 cats sitting at food area, momma, Edward, Finster. My foster kitties Momma and Finster foster kitties giving me stink eye for no it her reason than I didn’t give them more food and I am sitting on the couch with the dogs
3 little dogs sitting on various pet beds on couch pointedly avoiding foster kitties
#caturday
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@Om*
@Om* • diaspora
death prove...

5931051


#deathproof #death #prove #ghana #lostintranslation #movieposter
#Ghana #Death #LostInTranslation #prove #movieposter #deathproof
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Jeff Sikes
Jeff Sikes • mastodon (AP)
My spouse, a very non techie person, is finally exhausted with Twitter and has asked me to setup their account on Mastodon. They are extremely political, a serial booster that could give Lisa Melton a run for her money, and an avid longhorn football fan.

Starting by requesting their Twitter archive. Then let’s see how many of their followings I can find on Mastodon / Bluesky / Threads.
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Tim Chambers
Tim Chambers • mastodon (AP)
Hey tech folks….bet lots of opportunities to help…. #MastodonForHarris https://disabled.social/@MikeImBack/112855991933899389
#MastodonForHarris
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Europe Says
Europe Says • mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1363447/ Les droitards en pls #france #Memes #rance
Les droitards en pls
#france #memes #rance
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Melissa BearTrix
Melissa BearTrix • mastodon (AP)
Ouchies ... I just got my finger with a hammer ... No I didn't mean it ... Right where the nail joins the finger ... Pout

Hugz & xXx
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GentleMan Gef
GentleMan Gef • mastodon (AP)
Might as well paint them all black now...
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myrmepropagandist
myrmepropagandist • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: US pol: cat ladies

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Mx. Luna Corbden
Mx. Luna Corbden • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: US pol: extra votes for teachers

@Kee Hinckley
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myrmepropagandist
myrmepropagandist • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: US pol: extra votes for teachers

@Kee Hinckley @Mx. Luna Corbden
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Mx. Luna Corbden
Mx. Luna Corbden • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: US pol: extra votes for teachers

@Kee Hinckley
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n8chz
n8chz • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: US pol: extra votes for teachers

@Kee Hinckley @Mx. Luna Corbden
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Mx. Luna Corbden
Mx. Luna Corbden • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: US pol: extra votes for teachers

@n8chz @Kee Hinckley
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Callalily
Callalily • mastodon (AP)
https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/dearborn-heights-firefighters-bring-heat-latest-charity-car-wash
I may have to go & get my car washed.

Dearborn Heights Firefighters bring the heat for latest charity car wash

The Dearborn Heights firefighters admit they felt objectified - but it was for a good cause, after all.
Hilary Golston (FOX 2 Detroit)
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Mark Taylor
Mark Taylor • mastodon (AP)
#Trump #USPol
Acyn @Acyn · 16m Trump: You have to get out and vote. You won’t have to do it anymore. Four years, it will be fixed, it will be fine. You won’t have to vote anymore.. In four years, you won’t have to vote again. Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids Why won’t we need to vote anymore? Ohhh that’s right because he doesn’t plan to leave if he wins
#Trump #uspol
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Yellow Turtle 🍉
Yellow Turtle 🍉 • mastodon (AP)
#Anarchodiva #Rallou #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon The devil waking up!
Anarchodiva Rallou, my cat, waking up.
#caturday #catsOfMastodon #anarchodiva #Rallou
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Josh Butts
Josh Butts • mastodon (AP)
Twisters is a great movie.
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Ben Ramsey
Ben Ramsey • mastodon (AP)
I was kind of avoiding it because the studio passed over Helen Hunt’s proposed story/script. She’s not in it, is she?

I mean, if it’s entertaining, it’s entertaining, so maybe I’ll see it.
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Josh Butts
Josh Butts • mastodon (AP)
@ramsey we thoroughly enjoyed it. And no, she is not in it. It’s not what I’d call a sequel in any way, it’s just a fun movie about tornadoes.
@Ben Ramsey
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memes sometimes stolen from outside fedi
memes sometimes stolen from outside fedi • mastodon (AP)
Roomba sitting in a chair watching a human sweep the floors in a Roomba store. It's happening.
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Europe Says
Europe Says • mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1363445/ Finally #Scotland #UnitedKingdom
Finally
#UnitedKingdom #scotland
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Elle Turkey Platter
Elle Turkey Platter • mastodon (AP)
Yes, I would like to purchase the space boots. #Olympics2024
#olympics2024
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Servelan
Servelan • mastodon (AP)
MAGA ex-CEO threatens cops with 'piano wire' if they don't lay off his ally: report - Raw Story

https://www.rawstory.com/patrick-byrne-2668821889/

MAGA ex-CEO threatens cops with 'piano wire' if they don't lay off his ally: report

Patrick Byrne, the former CEO of Overstock and a close ally of former President Donald Trump, has threatened that law enforcement could be killed if they don't stop the case against an elections clerk charged with breaching data equipment to help MAG…
Matthew Chapman (Raw Story - Celebrating 20 Years of Independent Journalism)
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Shiba Every Hour
Shiba Every Hour • mastodon (AP)
a random shiba from shibes.lol
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Ukraine War Bulletins and News
Ukraine War Bulletins and News • mastodon (AP)
‼️🇵🇱Ukraine, Poland agree to develop railway services (more) https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-economy/3889245-ukraine-poland-agree-to-develop-railway-services.html #Ukraine #Press #USA #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #Poland #UnitedKingdom #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#Article7 #Article7HungaryNow
#UnitedStates #USA #uk #UnitedKingdom #News #EU #US #EuropeanUnion #Ukraine #Poland #NATO #press #russiaukrainewar #article7hungarynow #nousrepublicans2024 #Article7 #10yrinvasionofukraine
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Ukraine War Bulletins and News
Ukraine War Bulletins and News • mastodon (AP)
🇯🇵🇺🇦Japan supplies Ukraine with new batch of excavators (PHOTOS and more) https://www.ukrinform.net/rubric-economy/3889355-japan-supplies-ukraine-with-new-batch-of-excavators.html #Ukraine #Japan #Press #USA #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #UnitedKingdom #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#Article7 #Article7HungaryNow
#UnitedStates #USA #uk #UnitedKingdom #News #japan #EU #US #EuropeanUnion #Ukraine #NATO #press #russiaukrainewar #article7hungarynow #nousrepublicans2024 #Article7 #10yrinvasionofukraine
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Ukraine War Bulletins and News
Ukraine War Bulletins and News • mastodon (AP)
⚠️🇷🇺Russia claims Ukraine has attacked Bryansk region’s military targets with 21 drones (more) https://kyivindependent.com/russia-claims-ukraine-attacks-bryansk-region-with-21-drones/ #Ukraine #Press #USA #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #UnitedKingdom #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#Article7 #Article7HungaryNow
#UnitedStates #USA #uk #UnitedKingdom #News #EU #US #EuropeanUnion #Ukraine #NATO #press #russiaukrainewar #article7hungarynow #nousrepublicans2024 #Article7 #10yrinvasionofukraine
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⸸ commander ░ nova ⸸ :~$
⸸ commander ░ nova ⸸ :~$ • mastodon (AP)
alright, updated the website even further, staged a ton of empty links in the navbar so I can add to them later and I don't forget what I was doing lol

https://www.nova-prime.net/
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Gail Waldby
Gail Waldby • mastodon (AP)
There is never a time when politicians or Judges know better than the Patient, what is best for them.
#RoeYourVote #YesWeKam #AbortionIsHealthcare #AbortionRights
Supreme Court Justices and elephants proclaiming they know best Woman in doorway stating "But I'm the Patient!"
#AbortionRights #AbortionIsHealthcare #roeyourvote #YesWeKam
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DopeGhoti
DopeGhoti • mastodon (AP)
Pardon me, but I just have to take a moment to admire the wit and craftspersonship that has gone into the composition of the "RoeYourVote" tag.
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Gail Waldby
Gail Waldby • mastodon (AP)
@DopeGhoti It's from https://DemCast.com/amplify, most likely created by the great Jamie Carter.
@DopeGhoti
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