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Mark Taylor
Mark Taylor • mastodon (AP)
#JDVance
Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble Of course JD Vance went off on cat ladies. Have you seen what a cat can do to a couch?
#JDVance
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tech
tech • mastodon (AP)
#tech #sysadmin #cloud #funny #infosec #images #heldesk #memes #photos
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#infosec #tech #Photos #SYSADMIN #Cloud #Funny #images #memes #heldesk
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Freax
Freax friendica
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Ham on Wry
Ham on Wry • mastodon (AP)
NYC 2004

#FensterFreitag #WindowFriday
#fensterfreitag #WindowFriday
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☮️ Annie Boop ☮️
☮️ Annie Boop ☮️ • mastodon (AP)
#FensterFreitag #WindowFriday
Morning light coming through a glass block window in my bathroom. Items on the window shelf are a small apothecary bottle with teeth inside. A small blue bud vase with a long neck, sandollars, and shells. The glass block window is casting shadow on the shelf that resembles shimmery water. White window casement and camel colored wall.
#fensterfreitag #WindowFriday
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CandyK
CandyK • mastodon (AP)
40 Former Justice Department official has all Endorsed Kamala Harris for president.
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spleenly
spleenly • mastodon (AP)
Pinning my crimes on Harry Houdini, the 'scapeGOAT.
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Dan Gillmor
Dan Gillmor • mastodon (AP)
Want to see rogue judges in action? Ohio Supreme Court, in a ruling a member of the minority aptly called "jabberwocky", ruled that a restaurant can claim to serve "boneless" chicken wings even though they have shards of bones in them. A patron was badly injured when one tore open his esophagus.

https://www.daytondailynews.com/local/diners-should-beware-of-bones-in-boneless-chicken-supreme-court-majority-rules/B7DQVT2VBJEO5NSITW7BBQ7ALQ/

Our corporate courts won't lift a finger to protect us.

Diners should beware of bones in ‘boneless’ chicken, Supreme Court majority rules

Ohio Supreme Court says diners should be careful of bones in 'boneless' chicken
Thomas Gnau (Dayton Daily News)
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Mallory's Musings & Mischief
Mallory's Musings & Mischief • mastodon (AP)
The concern over "data privacy" should be reframed as being about digital surveillance.

Like, making sure the data is secure and anonymized or whatever isn't as much of an issue as every fucking organization in the world trying to track every goddamn thing I do all the fucking time.

I don't understand why the fuck anyone thinks this is okay. I mean, I do (money), but it's fucking insane.
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Today I learned
Today I learned • mastodon (AP)
Today I Learned Maya Rudolph of SNL is in a Prince cover band called Princess

https://first-avenue.com/performer/princess-maya-rudolph-gretchen-lieberum/
#til #todayilearned
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1ed3qa1/today_i_learned_maya_rudolph_of_snl_is_in_a/

PRINCESS (Maya Rudolph & Gretchen Lieberum) - First Avenue

Don’t worry. We won’t hurt U. We only want U 2 have some fun. We are a Prince cover band. We are awesome. One thing’s for certain. We know what...
First Avenue
#TIL #todayilearned
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Europe Says
Europe Says • mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1363251/ Condoms distributed to athletes in the village. #Altius #Citius #CitiusAltiusFortius #Fortius #Olympiad #Olympics #Olympics2024 #Paris2024
Condoms distributed to athletes in the village.

Condoms distributed to athletes in the village. - EUROPE SAYS

Condoms distributed to athletes in the village. Posted by Pokodeio
EUROPE SAYS (EUROPESAYS.COM)
#olympics #paris2024 #olympics2024 #altius #citius #citiusaltiusfortius #fortius #olympiad
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WMBR Cambridge
WMBR Cambridge • mastodon (AP)
In 10 mins: on WMBR's Mayan Mix Masters program: Will Wake and Deepfault Deep House Vinyl Record Session at the Chemist (more information: https://wmbr.org/cgi-bin/events?e=26838)
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Hot Dog Water
Hot Dog Water • mastodon (AP)
Shweddy Balls! Ha, I get it.
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Coding with Jesse
Coding with Jesse • mastodon (AP)
me: $1,200.00

bank website: PLEASE ENTER A VALID AMOUNT. AMOUNTS CANNOT CONTAIN A COMMA

me: $1200.00

bank website: THANK YOU. AMOUNT IS $1,200.00
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gme (he/him) 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 :verified_gay:
gme (he/him) 🇺🇦 🇵🇸 :verified_gay: • akkoma (AP)
In their defense some counties use a comma to represent fractional amounts (whereas we use a decimal point). They probably just wanted to make sure you didn't mean $1.200. 😀

Easier to just not allow commas.
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Flipboard Culture Desk
Flipboard Culture Desk • mastodon (AP)
Russell T. Davies has announced a new "Doctor Who" spin-off, "The War Between The Land And The Sea." The show will star Russell Tovey and Gugu Mbatha Raw. Both have appeared in the series in the past, but will play new roles. Jemma Redgrave will be back as Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, and Alexander Devrient returns as Colonel Ibrahim. The five-part series was announced at San Diego Comic-Con. Here's more from the BBC.

https://flip.it/T0WCPB

#DoctorWho #BBC #Whovians #TV #Television #SciFi #ScienceFiction

Doctor Who: Russell Tovey and Gugu Mbatha-Raw to star in spin-off

The War Between The Land And The Sea "will shake The Whoniverse to its foundations", says showrunner Russell T Davies.
Ian Youngs (BBC News)
#télévision #scifi #TV #bbc #ScienceFiction #DoctorWho #whovians
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Dr. Lucky Tran :verified:
Dr. Lucky Tran :verified: • mastodon (AP)
Can't believe someone had the wild idea to do the Olympics opening ceremony in boats, and they pulled it off! LeBron carrying the US flag while crossing the Seine in the rain is ICONIC.
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yes, it's me, liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦
yes, it's me, liza 🇵🇷 🦛 🦦 • mastodon (AP)
it's like they were all listening to that Queen song, Ain't No Stopping Us Now
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RussianDeepStateSock
RussianDeepStateSock • mastodon (AP)
I can't believe people are *celebrating* the Olympics rather than boycotting them for 1) inviting Israelis to the event RIGHT NOW, 2) not enforcing masking, 3) carrying out the US(global hegemon)'s foreign policy propaganda against Russia and Belarus, using the Olympic games as rotten, totalitarian states have used them for centuries. The US/NATO caused that conflict, and support it like we've always supported 1 side of any conflict against Russia.

I'm sure the boats were fun though.
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Laffy
Laffy • mastodon (AP)
Keep digging that hole #JDVance...

Via Emptywheel:

In 2023, aspiring Trump VP said it was no big deal for a guy with a spear to threaten a Trump VP.

Will Sommer:

JD Vance weighs in on famous Jan 6 participant "The QAnon Shaman" in a 2023 speech:

“He looked like he’d be a fun guy to have a beer with," should've gotten a lighter prison sentence.
#JDVance
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Laffy
Laffy • mastodon (AP)
2/ Via Elie Mystal:

I know that the white media doesn’t want to piss off their meal ticket… but has anybody asked Trump “Do you think childless women should be able to vote?” And if so “Why did you pick a VP candidate who doesn’t?”

Like, id ask him myself but Trump doesn’t exactly return my calls.

I swear to fucking god, it’s one thing for the media to want Trump to win, but what really pissed me off is how AFRAID they are of him that they won’t even press him on BASIC fucking questions
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Rusty Corgi
Rusty Corgi • mastodon (AP)
Of course Lake Shore Drive is too focused on cars, why wouldn't it be? /s

Lake Shore Drive is a trash dumpsterfire that separates the city too much from its lakefront :blobfoxtableflip: I'm so tired of these transit designers having their heads shoved so far up the tail pipe of the car industry that they refuse to envision anything else.

Lake Shore Drive should be downsized and replaced with a basic surface boulevard that allows for slower-speed scenic driving but is mainly tailored to easy pedestrian traversal and dedicated public transit lanes/a streetcar system. If you need a highway to commute through the city, maybe take one of the five other expressways they built that destroyed half the city.

As for the south side where it's actually a crucial artery, maybe, I dunno, build the dang Gold Line. :meowpout:

#Chicago #CityPlanning #CTA #PublicTransit #Train #Trains #Illinois

DuSable Lake Shore Drive’s Overhaul Focuses Too Much On Cars, Aldermen And Advocates Say

Transportation, planning and environmental advocates say state and city leaders are “missing a crucial chance to create a more sustainable and accessible future” with their preferred redesign.
Patrick Filbin (Block Club Chicago)
#chicago #illinois #train #trains #CTA #PublicTransit #cityplanning
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levels checker
levels checker • mastodon (AP)
tests are showing anxiety levels at 64%

(64%) ■■■■■■□□□□
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:jan:‍:abreath:‍‍🌬:dandelion:
:jan:‍:abreath:‍‍🌬:dandelion: • hometown (AP)
*taps guage* that can't be right, it way too low :blobCatSus:
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James Green
James Green • mastodon (AP)
Oligocene silicified wood from west-central Louisiana. #Fossils #FossilFriday
Dorsal & ventral views of a tabular rectangular rock. The dorsal surface is white to beige with wood grain. The ventral is mostly dark gray with wood grain.
#fossils #fossilfriday
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SilverSpookGames
SilverSpookGames • mastodon (AP)
As both US candidates support ongoing genocide, remember 95% of we Native Hawaiians voted against annexation, & America illegally occupied our country like it does Palestine, banned our language and culture, destroyed our universal healthcare & rigged the later statehood vote.
In the 1890s, over 95% of we Kanaka Maoli (Hawaiians) signed petitions against the annexation of the sovereign, internationally recognized country of Hawaii by the US. The US has never been democratic with native people. SR ol PETITION AGAINST ANNEXATION. tn 4 - o - To Mis Excelncy WILLIAM NEKINLEY, Replying to @kbaygirl @BillKristol and @Brimshack Not to overburden stressed Americans, but kanaka maoli also resisted the bogus 1959 Hawali statehood vote...there was no option for independence and eligibility wasn't observed, allowing military members/settlers to “swamp” the vote. It’s hard not to reflect on this fact, now...
Since the US banned our Hawaiian language, it nearly went extinct. Less than 100 kids spoke it in the 80's. Kids are STILL punished for speaking Hawaiian today. The fact we've 30,000+ Hawaiian speakers now is due to our struggle to preserve our culture from eradication by the US. This little girls teacher told her not to speak Hawaiian or she’ll be punished. This is still happening in 2022. I’'m infuriated. Under international law Native Hawaiians are victims of genocide
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Daniel Swain
Daniel Swain • mastodon (AP)
#ParkFire is making another extraordinarily rapid and intense run to north and northeast this evening, & is likely now well over 200,000 acres in size. Extreme fire behavior is again apparent, with three simultaneous rotating pyrocumulonimbi at last count. #CAwx #CAfire [1/2]
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#CAwx #cafire #parkfire
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Mary Hilton for Harris
Mary Hilton for Harris • mastodon (AP)
Or a really pissed off cat lady, because you know cats have claws..and they can rip you to shreds.
https://www.rawstory.com/neil-cavuto/

" ‘This woman could be a barracuda’: Fox host worries Harris will chew up Trump in a debate "
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Steve's Place
Steve's Place • mastodon (AP)
Fox hosts worry about anyone with an unachievable IQ above 80.
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Mary Hilton for Harris
Mary Hilton for Harris • mastodon (AP)
@WhippoorwillSong Well, we must realize that the Republicans can't say what they want to say in public, and they do it in private. It's undoubtedly filthy sexism and racism all in together. To have a recording of what they actually say about her would be interesting. I'm sure it's awful.
@WhippoorwillSong
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StillIRise1963 for HARRIS
StillIRise1963 for HARRIS • mastodon (AP)
I’m at a small airport. I’m the only person wearing a mask in the entire place.
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pezworld
pezworld • mastodon (AP)
@stacey_campbell German hiking mentioned above was in April. A friend of mine just returned from China and is nursing a new case of Covid. I was one of the few masked on the travel day mentioned above. I've still never tested positive.
@Stacey Campbell
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StillIRise1963 for HARRIS
StillIRise1963 for HARRIS • mastodon (AP)
@pezworld You’re lucky. I’ve had it once. My husband brought it back from L.A.
@stacey_campbell
@Stacey Campbell @pezworld
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⸸ commander ░ nova ⸸ :~$
⸸ commander ░ nova ⸸ :~$ • mastodon (AP)
now to figure out how to add text to the minima nav bar lol
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Ω 🌍 Gus Posey
Ω 🌍 Gus Posey • mastodon (AP)
I badly want to boost your posts.

I have a rule that I can only boost posts with #AltText.

Please rescue me from this difficult position and add a description (even a simple one) to each image you post.
#alttext
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オルトロスプロ
オルトロスプロ • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: trans positivity, shortpost

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The Hill :press:
The Hill :press: • mastodon (AP)
Number of Americans who say US ready for female president dipping: Survey

Since 2015, the number of Americans who say they are ready for a female president has dropped by nine points, according to a new Times/SAY24 poll from YouGov poll. The survey, conducted after President Biden dropped out of the race, was designed to assess the electorate’s beliefs surrounding... #press

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4782780-americansready-female-president-dipping-survey/?utm_source=press.coop
#press
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Mary Hilton for Harris
Mary Hilton for Harris • mastodon (AP)
As said by the infamous Republican echo paper.
Women are more than ready for a woman POTUS. It's the men whose balls shrivel up at the mention of the idea who don't want it.
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Chris Trottier
Chris Trottier • pleroma (AP)
r/WallStreetBets is wrong about a lot of things, but they were 100% right about the GameStop short squeeze – and Citron Research’s role in stock manipulation.

At the time, the mainstream news dismissed them as a bunch of conspiracy theorists.

But now short seller Andrew Left of Citron Research has been charged with 17 counts of securities fraud. He’s alleged to be involved in a massive bait-and-switch scheme to manipulate stock market prices.

He now faces 25 years in prison.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/andrew-left-citron-research-charged-stock-manipulation-scheme-sec-doj/

U.S. charges short seller Andrew Left of Citron Research in $16 million stock manipulation scheme

Left, a prominent investor who made bets against GameStop and other stocks, issued misleading reports, the SEC and Justice Department claim.
Aimee Picchi (CBS News)
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Chris Trottier
Chris Trottier Private Message pleroma (AP)
@nus They definitely had something to go on. The “short squeeze” was literally designed to punish short sellers, with Andrew Left being one of the more prominent among them.

And they made a lot of money because of it too.
@nus
Melissa BearTrix
Melissa BearTrix • mastodon (AP)
Just got in trouble from the gay boys ... I forgot my containers to get food ... Giggles

Boy did one of them carry on ... Giggles ... Gay boys you got to love them

💜 Gay boys

Hugz & xXx
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Jigme Datse
Jigme Datse • mastodon (AP)
Dude? You forgot your containers? You deserve a good whipping for forgetting your containers...
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Eff Haitch
Eff Haitch • mastodon (AP)
Harris has raised so much money that Clarence Thomas wants to go on vacation with her.
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Karen Strickholm
Karen Strickholm • mastodon (AP)
😂😂🤣😂
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StillIRise1963 for HARRIS
StillIRise1963 for HARRIS • mastodon (AP)
I forgot to eat.☹️ I’m masked and fucked.
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Jürgen Hubert
Jürgen Hubert • mastodon (AP)
I developed a technique for eating individual bites while holding up my mask and holding my breath for those long train rides.
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StillIRise1963 for HARRIS
StillIRise1963 for HARRIS • mastodon (AP)
@juergen_hubert I do something similar. I have some dried blueberries. Going to pop them in my mouth quickly. It’s not optimal, but I don’t want to be hangry when I arrive.
@Jürgen Hubert
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Jürgen Hubert
Jürgen Hubert • mastodon (AP)
Nuts are pretty good for that, too.
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StillIRise1963 for HARRIS
StillIRise1963 for HARRIS • mastodon (AP)
@juergen_hubert True.
@Jürgen Hubert
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StillIRise1963 for HARRIS
StillIRise1963 for HARRIS • mastodon (AP)
@NYSloth Nah.
@NYSloth
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Rightardia
Rightardia • mastodon (AP)
Muse on OK Social

It Was So Cold Last Night It Was Impossible To Leave Them Out. I Love Them So Much. 📷: Pat Van Acker
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Nazani
Nazani • mastodon (AP)
They clearly appreciate it.
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tech
tech • mastodon (AP)
#tech #infosec #heldesk #cloud #photos #funny #images #memes #sysadmin
The image contains a humorous depiction of a person lying on the floor with a caption that reads 'What happened to him?' followed by a text that says 'He tried to learn Data Structures and Algorithms using Java'. The image is meant to be funny and does not represent a real situation or educational content.
#infosec #tech #Photos #SYSADMIN #Cloud #Funny #images #memes #heldesk
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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 • mastodon (AP)
This was prophesied....

https://www.vice.com/en/article/dy39k7/white-people-food-is-trending-in-china-thanks-to-this-guy

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mostly_Harmless

#HitchHikersGuide #HHGTTG
Strange things are happening over on Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok. A video of a middle-aged British man assembling the ham and tomato sandwich he will have for his lunch has been liked more than 12 million times.
....in the future at said planet. During one trip, he ends up stranded on the homely planet Lamuella, and decides to stay to become a sandwich maker for the local population.
#HHGTTG #hitchhikersguide
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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 • mastodon (AP)
"Fascist Cheerleader Feels Consequences"

https://deadline.com/2024/07/vocal-trump-supporter-james-woods-oppenheimer-involvement-kept-quiet-1236023530/

#JamesWoods #Oppenheimer

Vocal Trump Supporter James Woods On Why His 'Oppenheimer' Involvement Was Kept Quiet: "I Basically Remain Invisible, Which Was Painful"

James Woods reveals why he kept quiet about his involvement with Christopher Nolan's Oppenheimer.
Armando Tinoco (Deadline)
#Oppenheimer #jameswoods
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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 • mastodon (AP)
Ahhhh, the system works....
Filters American Fundraising Hashtags
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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 • mastodon (AP)

Content warning: JFC....

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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 • mastodon (AP)
Openly "Pro-China" & "Pro Russia" Mastodon account, proudly proclaiming they'll vote for Jill Stein.

Zero effort these days, so fucking lazy

#USPOL
#uspol
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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 • mastodon (AP)
Oh good, I see the Americans and their politics has brought extra trolls to Mastodon.

Those of outside the fundraising bubble have to deal with that I guess, our problem now.
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Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈
Lazarou Monkey Terror 🚀💙🌈 • mastodon (AP)
Gotta say, telling the mutual aiders "Your problems just aren't important enough right now" is a helluva thing to see as well.

Not everyone online is an American, when will you people understand this?
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