The fedi has arrived. It has fake Keanu accounts now.

Just had the police here, they were looking for footage of a car that may have been involved with a recent incident

So, it seems the more news your crime gets, the more police do to solve it

If you guess what one I am talking about I can't say anything

Hugz & xXx

Zelenskyy says Russia-Ukraine peace deal would require 200,000 allied troops https://www.byteseu.com/673496/ #BreakingNews #GlobalNews #LatestNews #News #World #WorldNews

Chocolate Ex Lax... it's great for baking

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Our vacuum cleaners really suck!

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MegaCorp Breakfast Flakes! There great! Nutritional value includes the cardboard box and plastic bag the stuff comes in.

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https://www.europesays.com/1786148/ A long, winding timeline of Prince Harry’s legal actions #royal #RoyalFamilies #RoyalFamily #royals

'Good to the last plop.'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=voCQo-9CXvk

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https://www.europesays.com/1786146/ A royal return! Princess Eugenie is ‘adamant’ she wants to move her family back to Britain permanently, sources claim – as she hopes to move closer to Prince Andrew, Sarah Ferguson and Princess Beatrice #Andrew #beatrice #BritishRoyalFamily #DukeOfYork #Eugenie #PrinceAndrew #PrincessBeatrice #PrincessEugenie #RoyalFamilies #RoyalFamily

😅

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THE INTERNET IS GREAT BECAUSE I CAN BE MORE UNSTABLE AND UNHINGED THAN I AM ALLOWED TO BE IN NORMAL LIFE.

'Grinch-level': Trump administration slammed for yanking White House's Spanish website - Raw Story

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-spanish-website/

https://www.europesays.com/1786143/ Princess Anne suffers huge setback after upsetting plea to King Charles #BritishRoyalFamily #charles #CharlesIII #KingCharles #RoyalFamilies #RoyalFamily

Trump Is No Friend Of Police!

With Trump's pardoning of nearly 1,600 criminal defendants, including those serving up to 20 years in prison, Trump once again shows his disdain for law enforcement.

"I'm gonna buy Motha F-in guns. They can't stop us now,"
- Freed prison inmate after Trump's pardon.
#AureFreePress #News #press #headline #GOP #Politics #uspolitics #uspol #Breaking #BreakingNews

https://www.europesays.com/1786141/ Ukraine is now Europe’s shield, but the war rages on, and Russia shows no signs of stopping #europe

'Lying': Trump slammed as critics say he dismissed 'blatant corruption' with a chuckle - Raw Story

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-crypto-2670904639/

https://www.europesays.com/1786139/ Key & Peele – Charlie Chaplin mustache #france

I bought Maple Syrup today and after reading the nutrition label my suggestion is everyone should enjoy a one quarter cup of maple syrup per day because it contains 72% of your daily requirement of Manganese!
🤔 Wondering how to get the doctor to write a prescription for this!

✨ c a t ✨ #Cats #MastoCats #catsofmastodon

It's always a bit intimidating to arrive alone and late at the party but here we go, mastodon!

As an #artist and #researcher I critically examine #technology from a social, cultural and political perspective. I create projects that usually explore the transposition of #surveillance and control phenomenons happening on the #web into physical, material, and performed spaces.

As a #graphicDesigner and adjunct professor I focus on designing (& teaching how to design) #artistBooks #zines #experimental #publications and more recently #webtoprint publications. I'm also passionate about lightweight, #handmade and artistic #websites.

And finally, as a #french person who recently moved to #nyc and is chronically and anxiously online, I'm looking to make new (IRL) friends 🐝🌻🦋

#introduction

Südafrikas rechtsextremer Koalitionspartner „Patriotic Alliance“ fordert die Todesstrafe für illegale Bergleute. Deren Hauptanführer ist verschwunden.

Never forget these words.

Presidents are temporary.
Wu-Tang is forever.

Show the world your Wu-Tang style.

“Eat here. Get gas.”

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Ask your doctor to prescribe Methyl Ethyl Death! It won't kill you in small doses!

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Sleepy little Puffadoodle in her donut fort

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I thought it would be interesting to see what happens when you get a practice session from the tennis player Alex de Minaur at the Australian Open and slow it down by a ridiculous degree using reaper.
You get some very interesting sounds here particularly with the serving of the ball and the squeaking of the tennis shoes on the hardcourt.

Any popup ad on a computer...

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Thank you @stefan for the image!

I'm pinning this. If I follow you, please refollow me at the new place. Many thanks.

Don't get too cocky when you have the high ground

#Caturday

I am an Ally.
There are many of us out there.
Please don't lose heart. There are many who will fight for you and stand by you.
#lgbttq #ally

Fr / En

au calme matin
le thé fume dans mon bol
et je me souviens ~

•••••

in the calm of dawn
the steaming tea in my bowl
and I remember ~

#haïku #haiku #poesie #poetry #thé #tea #shortpoetry #mastoart #aquarelle #watercolour #watercolor #bilingualpoetry #dailyhaikuprompt #dailyhaiku

❄️FOUR FRIENDS OF THE SNOW💮

Daffodils, camellias, wintersweet and Japanese apricots are known as 'setchū-no-shiyū' (雪中四友), the 'Four Friends of the Snow'.

keeping company
with the plum tree-
the gate's last snow
梅の木の連に残るや門の雪
-Kobayshi Issa (小林一茶), 1822.
Trans. David G. Lanoue.

#wagashi #和菓子 #japanesesweets #雪中四友 #fourfriendsofthesnow #Japan #Kyoto

solidarity in sound, from now 'til midnight ET on the frow show, on @WFMU. https://wfmu.org/playlists/JJ/250121 #freeform #radio

Just went to urgent care because I cut a good sized chunk off the tip of my middle finger.

Fuckin sweet taters, man.

"Don't bother me. I'm working on a hot new novel tonight."

#Mastodon #Tuesday #weird #humor

Friends in the South:

Big wide tires work great where the ground is soft and mushy. There is less weight per square inch where the tires touch the ground, so you don't sink in as much.

For ice and snow, narrow tires are better, giving you more weight per square inch and thus better traction.

https://www.europesays.com/1786137/ Das feministas do Bloco não ouvi uma palavra de solidariedade.” Funcionária despedida arrepende-se de ter assinado “falso contrato #portugal