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Spotted on a Rainy Pre-Christmas Market Day in a Small City in Aotearoa #
NewZealandA small human (3?) in a green hat is told by his mum not to run ahead as they navigate a busy crowd. He turns and huffs a long suffering sigh: "But I'm showing you the way so you don't get lost!"
A woman (60s?) openly staring at another woman (70s?) with purple hair. A man (70s) intervenes in a booming cheerful voice: "You've been caught rudely staring. I'm afraid your only option is to offer my beautiful wife a compliment!" Profuse apologies and a sincere compliment to follow.
A small human (4?) is clutching a sparkly purse to her chest as she is comforted by her dad. Looking at the crowd before her with a quivering lip, she wails: "But I don't WANT to buy anyone Christmas presents!"
A man (80s) who is the spitting image of Saruman in a plaid shirt and blue jeans is navigating a bright red mobility scooter along a busy street. An overflowing sack of vegetables fills the basket in front of him. Who knows what dark culinary magic will follow?
A big man with sleeve tatts and a shaved head is sitting on a bench near the markets with his big staffy keeping him company. Big Man and Big dog are resting their heads against each other. Both human and dog are smiling in happiness. This is real love.
Any typos spotted in this post are of an extraordinarily slow moving breed which is prone to lummox in busy thoroughfares. If spotted, please encourage to move on by poking with a very long stick.