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Archie 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

They run about having a great time and release seeds at the same time 😍

#dogsofmastodon

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/article/2024/jul/26/backpack-wearing-dogs-enlisted-rewild-urban-nature-reserve-lewes

Backpack-wearing dogs enlisted to rewild urban nature reserve in Lewes

Organisers hope dogs will mimic behaviour of wolves that in past would have helped disperse wildflower seeds

^{Ellen McNally (The Guardian)}

#dogsofmastodon

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nullagent 4 months ago • unkn (AP)

Hey y'all, we need help with bills this month.

- We're a few hundred short on rent bc of move-in expenses.

- Comcast has shut off our internet bc they claim I owe $300 for a past account from years ago (that they never contacted me about).

- And we are still trying to replace the car that was stolen this month.

Any/all help will relieve the pressure as we prep for baby to arrive in the next 6 weeks!

Venmo/cashapp
$nullagent

Steve Herman 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

California’s largest active fire has exploded in size, growing rapidly amid bone-dry fuel and threatening thousands of homes. https://apnews.com/article/4ff0e51837119a32cc805efc46967c94

California's largest wildfire explodes in size

California’s largest active fire has exploded in size, growing rapidly amid bone-dry fuel and threatening thousands of homes as firefighters scramble to meet the danger.

^{REBECCA BOONE (AP News)}

Christy Marx 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Obi-Wan in his battle-scarred glory as he sees me coming with the gooshy food.

#MoggyHorde #catsofmastodon #ObiCat

A thin, orange tabby sits on a wooden porch looking up with anticipation. He has yellow-green eyes, a battle-scarred face, and notches in his left ear. There’s a bowl of dry cat food next to him.

#catsOfMastodon #moggyhorde #obicat

Rick Thoman 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Sea surface temperature departures from the 1991-2020 baseline around Alaska for the week ending July 26 from NOAA/PSL/ESRL data. Eastern Bering mostly cooler than average not as much and over smaller area than past few weeks. Late season sea ice responsible for the much below average temperature western Chukchi Sea. Gulf of Alaska waters remain close to normal. #akwx #Arctic #SST @Climatologist49 @ZLabe @Jdnome

Map centered on Alaska showing sea surface temperature departures from the 1991-2020 baseline average for the week of July 20-26, 2024.

#Arctic #akwx #sst @Zack Labe @Brian Brettschneider @Jim Dory

Mandu 🥟 9 months ago (Received 4 months ago) • mastodon (AP)

when you order a tall, but it's really just a smol

#Caturday

#caturday

Mandu 🥟 9 months ago (Received 4 months ago) • mastodon (AP)

home protection unit specs:
🔦 spooky headlights
🥊 lethal mittens
♠️ stealth mode
🍩 powered by treats

#Caturday

#caturday

JdeB 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

#GazaProtests #Bernie #NOTantiSemetic

"Yesterday, Mr. Netanyahu lied."
by Bernie Sanders

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-AEMD7BmGI

Quote by BS:
"Jul 26, 2024"

#CeaseFireNow #JailForNetanyahu

#Bernie #CeasefireNow #gazaprotests #jailfornetanyahu #notantisemetic

Mandu 🥟 9 months ago (Received 4 months ago) • mastodon (AP)

oops i catted again

#Caturday

#caturday

Eric the Flerken Ailurophile 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Sheena on the fridge #CatsOfMastodon #cutecats #whitekitten #acrocats #cats

a white cat looks down from the top of a refrigerator

a white cat looks up from the top of a refrigerator

a white cat looks forward from the top of a refrigerator

a white cat looks inquisitively from the top of a refrigerator

#cats #catsOfMastodon #cutecats #whitekitten #acrocats

Lyle Solla-Yates 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I have heard a rumor that I can’t substantiate that the page from the hardcover version of the bad book wherein Mr Vance explained the details of his and many other men’s physical relationship with an especially curvaceous couch which was posted on this most blessed of federated websites may have been a fake. If so, I apologize for finding it entirely believable that sex weirdo Vance did something embarrassing in college. If it is true though I think it is very funny. #uspolitics #couch

#USPolitics #couch

Lyle Solla-Yates 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Okay, the fellow who made the fake has confessed he made it as a joke

HeavenlyPossum 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

It’s true—JD Vance did NOT fuck his couch.

It was a settee. And it wasn’t even his! It was his mom’s. The whole thing is a lie.

Mandu 🥟 9 months ago (Received 4 months ago) • mastodon (AP)

I said extra fries, not extra floof! 🍟🐱

#Caturday

#caturday

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Andreas Esch 🖖 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

ER SAGT ES BEREITS!

"In vier Jahren müsst ihr nicht mehr wählen, wir werden es so gut geregelt haben, dass ihr nicht mehr wählen müsst." 🤮

Hört es alle - vor allem die, die ihm hinterherdackeln!

#CDU #Merz #Spahn #USA #Trump #Faschismus #Demokratie #Diktatur #project2025

https://www.zeit.de/politik/ausland/2024-07/usa-donald-trump-aeusserung-wahlkampfveranstaltung-demokratie-christen

#Trump #USA #Demokratie #Spahn #Diktatur #CDU #Faschismus #Merz #project2025

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Crystal_Fish_Caves 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

#olympics Watching #waterpolo even when you aren't swimming you are treading water. Makes #basketball look kinda woosie by comparison.

Oh man my crack about started a fight this may cause a riot. Pace yourselves haters.

#Basketball #olympics #waterpolo

Mandu 🥟 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Caught in the act of plotting absolutely nothing suspicious.

#Caturday

#caturday

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Abysim 🇺🇦🇧🇬 4 months ago • friendica (via ActivityPub)

Ого, на Max можна дивитися всю Олімпіаду одночасно, можна вибрати трансляцію будь-якого змагання. Й додаткову плату не вимагають О.О

Екран, на якому демонструються різні види спорту, зокрема хокей, футбол і серфінг.

На зображенні показано 100 найкращих результатів Олімпійських ігор 2016 року, найпопулярнішими з яких є Олімпійські ігри в Лондоні 2016 року. Топ-100 результатів розділені на три розділи: Чоловічі та жіночі ігри, Чоловічий та жіночий настільний теніс та Чоловіки

На зображенні показано 100 найкращих результатів з Олімпійських ігор 2016 року в Ріо-де-Жанейро, причому перші 100 - це 100 найкращих результатів з Олімпійських ігор 2016 року в Ріо-де-Жанейро.

Зображення відображає результати зимових Олімпійських ігор 2016 року у змаганнях зі спортивної гімнастики. Гімнасти з кожної країни виділені з їхніми балами та рейтингами. Гімнастки з Великої Британії, Франції та Сполучених Штатів виділені з їхніми балами та рейтингами. Гімнастки зі Сполучених Штатів

Ukraine War Bulletins and News 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

⛔️🇨🇺U.S. Red Lines Ignored Again, Russian Warships Make Visit To Cuba (more) http://www.rferl.org/a/33053159.html #Ukraine #Press #USA #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #UnitedKingdom #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#Article7 #Article7HungaryNow

Russian Warships Make Routine Visit To Cuba

Havana residents watched from shore on July 27 as Russian warships arrived for the second time in as many months, in a visit that Cuba called routine.

^{Reuters (RFE/RL)}

#UnitedStates #USA #uk #UnitedKingdom #News #EU #US #EuropeanUnion #Ukraine #NATO #press #russiaukrainewar #article7hungarynow #nousrepublicans2024 #Article7 #10yrinvasionofukraine

argonaut 5 months ago (Received 4 months ago) • mastodon (AP)

Kampagne des Verkehrsclubs Deutschland
@VCDeV
für die Beibehaltung des 49€-Tickets:

https://www.vcd.org/macht-das-49euro-ticket-zum-fahrschein-der-zukunft

#49EuroTicket

49-Euro-Ticket-Petition: Bus & Bahn für alle, überall!

Unterschreiben und teilen - Fordern Sie mit Ihrer Unterschrift Preisstabilität, Entlastung von Geringverdienenden und Ausbau von Bus und Bahn auf dem Land!

^www.vcd.org

#49EuroTicket @Verkehrsclub Deutschland

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Ukraine War Bulletins and News 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

⚠️🇮🇷In Iran, Record Heat Shutters Government Offices And Banks (more) http://www.rferl.org/a/33053168.html #Ukraine #Press #USA #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #Iran #UnitedKingdom #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#Article7 #Article7HungaryNow

In Iran, Record Heat Shutters Government Offices And Banks

Government offices and banks throughout Iran were closed on July 27 to avoid overtaxing power networks amid "extreme and unprecedented heat" that prompted similar shutdowns earlier this week, officials said.

^{RFE/RL's Radio Farda (RFE/RL)}

#UnitedStates #USA #uk #Iran #UnitedKingdom #News #EU #US #EuropeanUnion #Ukraine #NATO #press #russiaukrainewar #article7hungarynow #nousrepublicans2024 #Article7 #10yrinvasionofukraine

Shoq 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

The most amusing thing about this couch meme is that:

A) It’s complete bullshit, and,

B) No one is more responsible for popularizing bullshit memes and disinformation than MAGAs.

You reap what you motherfuckers sow. And it’s about time. So fuck you very much.

Tom Kindlon 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

🧵

"Higher education was easily accessible to #disabled people during Covid. Why are we being shut out now?"

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/apr/17/higher-education-accessibility-disabled-people-covid-pandemic-remote-learning-universities

"The pandemic showed remote learning is effective. It’s absurd universities are going back to processes that exclude us".

@chronicillness
@spoonies
@disability
@disabilityjustice
@mecfs
#MEcfs #CFS #PwME @longcovid
#LongCovid #Disabled
#Disability #chronicillness
#chroniclife #ChronicPain
#Spoonielife #ChronicIllnesses
#Spoonies #Spoonie #ChronicallyIll

1/

Higher education was easily accessible to disabled people during Covid. Why are we being shut out now?

The Covid era showed that remote learning is effective. It’s absurd that universities are going back to processes that exclude us, says Rosie Anfilogoff, a winner of the 2024 Hugo Young Award

^{Rosie Anfilogoff (The Guardian)}

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Sue Stone 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

'How dare he': 'Mediocre' Trump buried for new slur aimed at Kamala Harris - Raw Story

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-kamala-harris-2668825156/

#Harris #Harris2024

'How dare he': 'Mediocre' Trump buried for new slur aimed at Kamala Harris

Reacting to yet another slur aimed at Vice President Kamala Harris by Donald Trump, this time at a Turning Point USA speech on Friday night, a former GOP campaign strategist rained hell on the former president whom she labled "mediocre" at best.

^{Tom Boggioni (Raw Story - Celebrating 20 Years of Independent Journalism)}

#Harris #harris2024

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Ukraine War Bulletins and News 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

https://youtube.com/watch?v=X4WrgV4JesE&si=ucKo8qW0KHwSyYL0
⛔️⚠️Invading Russian advances across the entire frontlines prove Syrskyi is ineffective, he makes excuses for his constant defeats (Military and History VIDEO) #Ukraine #Press #USA #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #Mastodon #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #UnitedKingdom #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine
#NoUSRepublicans2024
#Article7 #Article7HungaryNow

#UnitedStates #USA #uk #UnitedKingdom #Mastodon #News #EU #US #EuropeanUnion #Ukraine #NATO #press #russiaukrainewar #article7hungarynow #nousrepublicans2024 #Article7 #10yrinvasionofukraine

Enia Titova 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

“you gotta see this: Cow Cat is hanging out with the Chunky Tabby.”

#LilOrangeAnnie #caturday #catsofmastodon #orangecat

photo of an orange cat standing at a low window. Her front paws are up on the window sill, her rear legs are on the ground, and her face is turned towards the camera. Her tail is curled with excitement.

#caturday #catsOfMastodon #orangecat #lilorangeannie

LABR 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Now playing on LABR: Sharon B & Brother Soul 01 Pick & Mix! Tune in now at https://labr.online #labr #radio #fediradio #live #music #dj #mixes #house #hiphop #rnb #rock #dnb #nowPlaying #np

#music #Radio #np #LIVE #Rock #nowPlaying #HipHop #House #dj #RnB #fediradio #mixes #dnb #labr

muıııo 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I like pink 😊

Maj1 🌶️🐿️ 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

#MorningAll & #TZAG G’day Squirrel Fans, hope I find you bright eyed & bushy tailed!

Saturday has started ou t a little less enthusiastically than Friday did, it’s overcast although sun is promised later.

Mrs S. is off to get her Mums shopping etc in a bit so that will mean a nice quiet morning with just me n the cats.

Have a cracking day #Today & remember #RuleNo1: Don’t let ‘em Cash-ew ! 😊🫶🐿️🖖
@weirdfolks
#WeirdFolks #SquirrelsOfMastodon #TheMammutMoves

Picture an AI squirrel looking at you from behind a moss covered tree trunk.

#tzag #today #squirrelsofmastodon #TheMammutMoves #MorningAll #weirdfolks #ruleno1 @weirdfolks group

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Estarriol, Cat owned Dragon 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@HeatherMJ heathen!

@HeatherMJ

Estarriol, Cat owned Dragon 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@HeatherMJ and proud of it!

@HeatherMJ

Old Hippie Ⓥ Resistance! 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Swallowtail #butterfly. #NaturePhotography #nature

#nature #naturephotography #butterfly

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RevK :verified_r: 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Facebook needs the option

"I don't read ads, and I'm hiding this to stop you showing me ads for a while"

Seriously, I did not even look at who this ad is from, let alone its content. Making me pick a random reason is not helping you.

Hide X Ad hidden Please tell us why you hid this ad. Knows too much > Repetitive > Too personal > Irrelevant > Incorrect language > Sensitive topic > Already purchased >

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Nazani 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

"knows too much" WTF?

Ross Wintle 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Found this in my open tabs and it looks REALLY useful.

A reference of the order hooks (actions and filters) fire in #WordPress core.

https://hookorder.com/

#wordpress

oldguy52 - smdh - resist, live 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Something a bit more typical of my posts.

A Widow Skimmer from the grasslands area of the Nature Sanctuary. We are seeing the effects of the Climate Emergency with fewer insects and fewer birds. Shot at f/18 to get proper depth of field.

#NaturePhotography #WidowSkimmer
#Dragonfly
#500mm
#Harris2024

A Widow Skimmer dragonfly on a blade of grass. It is facing away from the camera. The left front wing is damaged. The Widows have beautiful blue iridescence in their wings.

#Dragonfly #naturephotography #harris2024 #widowskimmer #500mm

Kat 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I'm so sick of #CopsCommittingCrimes #CopsAreTerrorists

#SonyaMassey
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/07/27/sonya-massey-vigils-planned/74570328007/

Vigils planned across the nation for Sonya Massey, Black woman shot in face by police

The harrowing details of the killing have prompted national outrage and mourning.

^{Jeanine Santucci (USA TODAY)}

#CopsareTerrorists #sonyamassey #CopsCommittingCrimes

stephie :betterpride_flag: 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Also wir haben jetzt von Trump gehört, dass es künftig keine Wahlen mehr geben könnte, dann hat er gesagt, dass es den dritten Weltkrieg gibt wenn er nicht gewählt wird und dass zusammen mit Netanjahu bis zum Totalen Sieg kämpfen will.
Und dann hören wir nun von ihm dass jedem Juden sofort der Kopf untersucht werden soll, der nicht für einen Fascho stimmt, ebenso bei den von der Regierung verfolgten Katholiken.

Man kann sich schon gut ausmalen wie er dann regieren wird.

Shiba Every Hour 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

U.S. Politics in Real Time 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Biden will announce Supreme Court reform plans on Monday

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/biden-will-announce-supreme-court-reform-plans-monday-politico-reports-2024-07-26/

Ada Palmer 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

A school meal program shown to have benefits including better academic performance and reduced illness is being rolled out nationwide in Ecuador this year. #ShareGoodNewsToo https://buff.ly/4dkX2z1

#sharegoodnewstoo

Melissa BearTrix 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

I'm out ... Just was shown this ... I can't stop laughing

Hugz & xXx

These are Chery slices ... A pile of biscuits base, some red stuff in the middle and a mess of chocolate and spilt and looking undesirable

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Melissa BearTrix 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

@jigmedatse

I'm sure they wash their hands ... Giggles ... You'll be safe

Hugz & xXx

@Jigme Datse

Jigme Datse 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

The nutrient balance almost certainly is terrible... But I've mostly not felt that health wise, it's any worse than the, "The Pandemic is Over..." stuff I hear from 90+% of people.

Fiona Dobson CD 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈 4 months ago • mastodon (AP)

Don't fool yourself into thinking this is any election. It's possibly the end of US democracy. Vote like you never voted before, and make sure your friends and family do the same.

#transgender #democracy #Election2024 #2024election

#democracy #transgender #Election2024 #2024election