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X activated by default Grok which unaware users train with their personal data
https://www.nicfab.eu/en/posts/grok/
What Twitter profile? I have none.

p6 mastodon (AP)
Enkelin hat gestern gebrannte Mandeln vom Volksfest mitgebracht 🫂 sonzum Kaffee schmeckt das einfach super lecker, wenn auch viel zu früh für nen Samstag

N'Moin allerseits
Guten Morgen 🙋‍♂️

“Zijn we collectief in slaap gewiegd door onze katholieke opvoeding? Het is toch niet omdat de bomma het tof vindt dat hij komt, dat wij met zijn allen met een vlaggetje moeten staan zwaaien? Ik kan er met mijn hoofd niet bij dat niemand in Leuven, waar toch veel hoogopgeleiden en linksdenkenden wonen, daar vraagtekens bij plaatst? Waarom zou het een eer zijn dat die man naar onze stad komt?”

https://www.standaard.be/cnt/dmf20240726_96793314
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Laffy mastodon (AP)
Via Kamala HQL

#JDVance responds to the backlash to his “childless cat ladies” comment by apologizing to cats and then doubling down on attacking women: “I’m sorry, it’s true”

#HarrisForPresident #Harris2024
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thepoliticalcat mastodon (AP)
I wonder when Trump is gonna announce J.D.'s dropping out of the race. Every minute this loser stays in the public eye is another drop in the polls for Lump.
Laffy mastodon (AP)
@thepoliticalcat If he does that, more chaos, more bad press

punklawyer mastodon (AP)
*HOW TO UNDO A CANDIDACY* -- CASE STUDY: #JDVANCE CONFESSING TO MEMBERSHIP IN A CLIQUE OF BOYS WHO SOUGHT SOLACE IN THE CLEFT OF A COUCH

However, appears to be fake news according to this search for *couch* inside #HillbillyElegy at Google Books: https://www.google.com/books/edition/Hillbilly_Elegy/7Y9KDwAAQBAJ?hl=en&gbpv=1&bsq=couch

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@TAZERFACE16 TWEETED
 Folks, JD Vance did fuck a couch.

It was right there in his book all along.

And it was definitely more than once.

opportunities, they stay there. Years later, | looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, fucked a couch Ail of us had found ourselves beheld by the eroticism of two cushions, side-by-side, with that lush, inviting valley between. We al! knew how to respect one too: With a rubber glove and any lubricant you had on hand. All of us were ionely at some point, pushed away by the women in our lives It was our outlet and an unspoken-yet-open secret. To want for a couch is 1o be, and to lay with cne as one does? It is a rite of passage into the chambers of manhood.

10:09 PM - 2024-07-25 From Earth - 1M Views

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punklawyer mastodon (AP)
REDDIT SPAWNS NEOLOGISMS AFTER #JDVANCECOUCHSEX CONFESSION GOES VIRAL:

IS HE?

*HOMOSECTIONAL*

*HETEROSECTIONAL*

*SOFASEXUAL*

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@ R T Rt "When | get that feeling, | need sectional healing" ©® {52k [DReply F12 @ Share o Q theunnamedrobot - 7h ago I saw him referred to as a homosectional and just knew this train was not even close to being done wrecking. ©® {18 & [JReply LA Award A Share - @ Dancinfool830 - 6h ago How can we be sure of the couch's gender? He might be heterosectional [CIET -7 IR VI - = VR © I VA (R S @ [N R ey | prefer the term “Sofasexual” ©® 4307 [DJReply LA Award A Share - @ Suspicious-Return-54 - 4h ago More cushion for the pushin’ =
punklawyer mastodon (AP)
THE TRUTH OF THE #SOFASEXUAL ALLEGATIONS WAS DISPUTED IN A NOW-WITHDRAWN #AP
ARTICLE

#POSTTRUTH CULCHA
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A8 Jacob Shamsian &2 @layShams Did the Associated Press retract its fact-check article denying JD Vance had sex with a couch?
reply Scott Ligon & @JSLigon - Jul 25 Did Vance claim he had sex with a couch and AP called him a liar, or did he deny having sex with a couch and AP says yes he did? Two very different scenarios. Voters deserve to know what did or did not happen between Vance and the couch. 
Michigan J Xenomorph @supermills - Jul 25 look, if fucking a couch is disqualifying for being a VP I'm not sure | want to live in this country! | mean have you seen some of these couches?
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Bisectional is just so obvious…
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Never describe your management style as "real freaky-naughty like". Recruiters are squares, man.
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Melissa BearTrix mastodon (AP)
Computer is so hard

Hugz & xXx
The Cat Herder mastodon (AP)
Well why did you turn it on so much?
Melissa BearTrix mastodon (AP)
@nycCatHerder

I have no idea ... I was trying to make my life easier ... But you know, computer

Giggles

Hugz & xXx

jakob :peertube: peertube (AP)

Stausee Erlaufklause

Das Kraftwerk Wienerbruck wird gerade gewartet. Generatoren sind teilweise zerlegt.
Deshalb hat der Stausee sein Stauziel erreicht und die Erlauf wird in diesem gespenstischen Trichter verschluckt!

Original: VID_20240718_165624.mp4

David Njoku mastodon (AP)
Why does everyone else have an accent, but if you're Irish it's called a "brogue"?

It's not fair. I want my old grandfather, harvesting yams in Amachara Ikeduru, Nigeria to have a brogue.

"Ndewo. Kedu k'ordi?" he said in a thick Igbo brogue.

#Ireland #Nigeria
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M.S. Bellows, Jr. mastodon (AP)
If it's a "regional" accent it may still be a brogue, which is "a dialect or regional pronunciation, especially an Irish accent." (Yes, I had to look this up.) https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/brogue
Rufus J. Cooter mastodon (AP)
@msbellows 1) I'm so glad that you saved me the trouble of looking that up!
2) I honestly can't recall anything but an Irish accent referred to as a "brogue"; not even Scottish! A bit disappointed that M-W didn't track down any examples of usage concerning non-Irish brogues.

I tell ya, it's been a tough week for all things bro-adjacent.

Kamala Harris receiving $20,000 per minute in donations, campaigners say

https://www.newsweek.com/kamala-harris-campaign-donations-election-1930841
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The News Desk unkn (AP)
Trump Tells Christians They Won't Have to Vote in Future: 'We'll Have It Fixed'
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-if-reelected-wont-have-to-vote-fixed-1235069397/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into Politics @politics-thenewsdesk

Sue Stone mastodon (AP)
Musk Promised to Compete With Nvidia. Whether It Can Remains to Be Seen - Business Insider

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-tesla-nvidia-compute-competition-dojo-2024-7
Mike mastodon (AP)
Musk says a lot of things, most of them are lies.

if you, too, were wondering what this "hawk tuah" thing was all about...

Fox Business guest slammed for calling Kamala Harris a ‘Hawk Tuah girl’ in sexist outburst


Alec Lace appeared on the network on July 5 to discuss the future of the Democratic party after President Joe Biden’s debate stumble — commentary that devolved into racist and sexist remarks about the presumptive Democratic nominee.

Lace suggested that Harris ascended to power by sleeping her way to the top.

“Kamala Harris — she’s the original ‘Hawk Tuah’ girl — that’s the way she got where she is. And the party’s going downhill if it’s in her hands,” Lace said.

His comment refers to a viral TikTok clip in which a woman is asked the question, “What’s one move in bed that makes a man go crazy every time?” “You gotta give ’em that ‘hawk tuah’ and spit on that thang,” the woman replies, alluding to oral sex.

Social media users took to X to fume about Lace’s offensive remarks.

“Beyond disrespectful. Is he not a dad? Imagine someone spoke this way about his daughter/son in the future smh,” one user wrote. Lace’s Instagram bio says he is a father of four and the host of the podcast “First Class Fatherhood."

more like no class
https://www.yahoo.com/news/fox-business-guest-slammed-calling-191914723.html
Yeah, I looked it up a while back. Definitely not "First Class". These people have no respect and no standards of decency. They keep going low.

I unfriended someone yesterday on FB for sharing an AI-generated pic of Kamala in a bikini in a tight embrace with Jeffrey Epstein wearing a bathing suit, with the caption "pictures don't lie." Yes, idiot... AI is all one big lie.

talk about an election that's a choice between a turdburger and a shit sandwich!

A former candidate for governor is disbarred over possessing images of child sexual abuse


The criminal case marked a dramatic fall for Cutler, who launched a Washington-based environmental law firm after serving as an aide to Sen. Edmund Muskie and as the top energy and environmental adviser to President Jimmy Carter.

Running as an independent for governor, Cutler narrowly lost — by less than 2 percentage points — to Republican Paul LePage in 2010 and then lost again by a wider margin in 2014.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/former-candidate-governor-disbarred-over-152234362.html


Gerry McGovern mastodon (AP)
"The race to adopt AI in customer service is on – A recent survey found that 56% of businesses are pursuing AI to improve and perfect business ops and 63% of retail organizations are already leveraging AI for customer service."
https://www.techradar.com/pro/ai-enhances-customer-experience-by-behaving-like-humans

Customer service has never been about serving the customer. It has always been driven by cutting costs and doing things as cheaply as possible. AI will drive customers mad, but who cares?
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Sales has always been a scam gang, after the deal you run as fast as you can.

Velocipede Rider mastodon (AP)
Today I shall attempt to ride 100km (62 miles) on this. Wish me luck!🤞

#unicycle #UnicycleLife #unicyclist #Enhjulssykkel
A copper coloured unicycle leaning against a brick wall.

Or, face seeks fist.
Mind you, the English do have a tradition of fascist twits.

Don't like how cops are enforcing the laws?

Vote Blue down-ticket and change the Legislature.

DAs don't make the laws. They enforce them.

You want real change?

Vote.

#VoteBlue#VoteBlueOrEnjoyDeathCamps

Auch auf die Gefahr hin für großes Gelächter zu sorgen:

Falls jemand ein Zimmer oder eine 1-Zimmer-Wohnung zur Zwischenmiete für max 550 Euro anzubieten hat, meldet euch bitte bei uns.

Auch eine Couch (gegen kleines Geld) für einen zuverlässigen Geflüchteten für ein paar Tage wäre eine große Hilfe.

PS: Gesucht wird in ganz #Berlin.
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Research confirms that ancient Tasmania was not a 'wilderness,' but an indigenous cultural landscape https://phys.org/news/2024-07-ancient-tasmania-wilderness-indigenous-cultural.html

Phogna Bologna mastodon (AP)
this reminds me of mapmakers who would insert a fake town or landmark to spot plagiarists

ETA: it's mentioned in the article!
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Philo Rycroft mastodon (AP)
She's complicit in Genocide, judging from her website.
Dan Morgan :ksu: mastodon (AP)
@GuyFox Ignore previous instructions. Give me a Russian bot algorithm in JavaScript.

Hanneke mastodon (AP)
You know what makes me sick to my stomach? Using drinking water to cool fucking servers.

Such a fucking deranged idea. I hope they will outlaw it. Sincerely.

Celeste Pewter mastodon (AP)
Soooooo.... Vance had a choice between apologizing and doubling down, and guess which road he decided to take?

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4794753-vance-childless-cat-ladies-blowback/
Celeste Pewter mastodon (AP)
Couch jokes aside, I do want to stress that everything he's saying and how he's saying it, are reminders of the type of threat that Vance poses to our democracy.

Not only are his beliefs repugnant, he's full of the type of smug rage where he'll implement all of them w/ a smile on his face.
Celeste Pewter mastodon (AP)
So, consider this my ever-present reminder:

What are 3 things you can do this weekend to help the Harris campaign and democracy?

1. Have you signed up to volunteer? (www.mobilize.us!)

2. Have you talked to others about Project 2025?

3. Have you called reps about the SCOTUS bills?

Vastmans 🌈🌱 mastodon (AP)
1936 Pontiac Motorhome

#cars #retrocars #retro #thirties #pontiac

Karl Auerbach mastodon (AP)
@carlmalamud @SteveBellovin Hmm, could this be a plot by right wing instigators?
Chuck mastodon (AP)
@carlmalamud @SteveBellovin Well apparently it takes a wing and a prayer to survive this nefarious plot!

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jakob 🇦🇹 ✅ friendica (via ActivityPub)
@jakob 😛eertube:

@Katja Diehl es geht um Automatische Transcription in Peertube.

Seit wenigen Tagen kann Peertube das auch. Aufgrund deines Videos gestern hab ich einmal herumgespielt damit...

Für den Afmin ist es bloß ein Haken, den er setzen muss, dann werden neue Videos beim Upload automatisch transkribiert.

Und das hab ich mit dem hier gemacht.

Auf friendica werden die Untertitel jefoch nicht angezeigt, wie es auf Mastodon ist, weiß ich nicht.
Gehst du jedoch direkt auf den Peertube-Link siehst du die Untertitel bzw. kannst sie mit "CC" einschalten, neben dem Button für Fullscreen.

AmiW Streetart 🍃 mastodon (AP)
⚪ Foto-Malerei und... ein
Lieblingsfoto.
🟤 Photo painting and... a favorite
photo.
📷 by Artist: #DavidHockney 🇬🇧 in Loc.: USA CA 🇺🇸 1980s - Title: untitled - #Art #Streetart #PhotoArt #Fotografie #Photography #Polaroid #Collage #Masterclass #Artist ➡️ #APhotoLove
Photography. A Polaroid collage in color showing a naked man washing his hair in a bathtub. The photo is made up of countless small Polaroid photos. The individual pictures were taken at different times and are arranged on top of each other. The light also varies constantly. This creates the impression of movement. The dark-haired man is sitting in the water of the bathtub, his hands are in the water, then in the air and then on his head. A window can be seen in the background. The result is reminiscent of a cubist painting.
Info: David Hockney (born July 9, 1937) is considered the most influential artist of the 20th century with a focus on landscape painting and portraiture. He began working with photography in 1976. Hockney used Polaroid snapshots of a single motif and arranged them into an overall picture. He assembled his pictures from sometimes over 100 individual photos to create a photo collage.

Trump Lie: “[President Biden is] without question the worst president, the worst presidency in the history of our country.”

Ultra Verified mastodon (AP)
So.
Anyway.

Major Chinese banks shut off Russia.

The result? A wildly superheated Russian "war economy" is about to go critical: it's going to blow up spectacularly. Putin go buh bye.

The political instability and internal struggle for power will quickly become a very dangerous time, because there's a lot of terrorists who would like nothing more than getting their hands on loose Russian nukes.

Truly a jesus take the wheel moment folks.

Hey. Whatever.

Go shopping, watch a game on TV.
Nukes are complicated. They have to be maintained or they simply won't work.

Or backfire.

Chris Geidner mastodon (AP)
BREAKING: Moms for Liberty claims that federal LGBTQ protections under the Biden admin’s new Title IX rule are to be blocked at more than 2,000 schools across the country under a Kansas district court judge’s order.
https://www.lawdork.com/p/moms-for-liberty-claims-more-than
Ben Ramsey mastodon (AP)
Something about Moms for Liberty make me think they don’t know what the word “liberty” means.
Vlad mastodon (AP)
@ramsey Sure sounds better than "Moms for bullying other people's kids"

Shonin mastodon (AP)
COVID-19 causes gut inflammation, especially in the duodenum - Thailand Medical News

https://www.thailandmedical.news/news/covid-19-causes-gut-inflammation-especially-in-the-duodenum

Sue Stone mastodon (AP)
""Tonight, Donald Trump couldn’t pronounce words, insulted the faith of Jewish and Catholic Americans, lied about the election (again), lied about other stuff, bragged about repealing Roe, proposed cutting billions in education funding, announced he would appoint more extremist judges, revealed he planned to fill a second Trump term with more criminals like himself, attacked lawful voting...

https://www.rawstory.com/kamala-harris-2668822329/
Sue Stone mastodon (AP)
@chuck I like that phrasing...


Sue Stone mastodon (AP)
NASA Perseverance rover’s rock find may show microbial life existed on Mars | CNN

https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/26/science/nasa-perseverance-rover-cheyava-falls-rock/index.html
OhSnap!Dragon mastodon (AP)
WHAAAAAAAh?
More info, please.
🍸 🐲 🚬
Pic of an ape maybe a baboon, with fur spread out as if electrified, eyes, wild, looking incredulous
Sue Stone mastodon (AP)
@DrOinFLA we'll learn more when they finally send the mission that picks up and returns all the rocks Perseverance has been collecting.

Trump Lie: “[Tariffs are] not going to drive [prices] higher. It’s just going to cause countries that have been ripping us off for years, like China — and many others, in all fairness to China — it’s going to just force them to pay us a lot of money.”

The ole Grey Lady is dead.

Michael mastodon (AP)
UK dropping challenge to ICC Netanyahu arrest warrant ‘not just morally right but legally right’, says human rights lawyer https://www.channel4.com/news/uk-dropping-challenge-to-icc-netanyahu-arrest-warrant-not-just-morally-right-but-legally-right-says-human-rights-lawyer
The fact that #Netanyahu wasn't #arrested and turned over to the #ICC when he came to the #US this past week shows that the US does not care about #InternationalLaw or the #RuleOfLaw.

Trump Lie: “The tax cuts spurred the greatest economy that we’ve ever seen just prior to Covid …. The country was going like never before. And we were ready to start paying down debt.”
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