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Gil Duran mastodon (AP)
JD Vance did not hump a couch.

But he will definitely fuck your freedom.

ICYMI: Here's my
@newrepublic piece about this dangerous extremist who is horny for dictatorship, hungry for power and owned by the WEIRDEST people in Silicon Valley. https://newrepublic.com/article/183971/jd-vance-weird-terrifying-techno-authoritarian-ideas
bk mastodon (AP)
@newrepublic
I stand corrected...thanks! (but laughed a lot)...

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/jd-vance-hillbilly-elegy-first-edition-couch-erotica/

Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1363263/ Young Voters Tell Kamala Harris to ‘Fight for Our Future’ #america #UnitedStates #UnitedStatesOfAmerica #US #UsNews #usa #UsaNews #WeThePeople
Young Voters Tell Kamala Harris to 'Fight for Our Future'




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CandyK mastodon (AP)
40 Former Justice Department official has all Endorsed Kamala Harris for president.
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spleenly mastodon (AP)
Pinning my crimes on Harry Houdini, the 'scapeGOAT.

Dan Gillmor mastodon (AP)
Want to see rogue judges in action? Ohio Supreme Court, in a ruling a member of the minority aptly called "jabberwocky", ruled that a restaurant can claim to serve "boneless" chicken wings even though they have shards of bones in them. A patron was badly injured when one tore open his esophagus.

https://www.daytondailynews.com/local/diners-should-beware-of-bones-in-boneless-chicken-supreme-court-majority-rules/B7DQVT2VBJEO5NSITW7BBQ7ALQ/

Our corporate courts won't lift a finger to protect us.

Today I learned mastodon (AP)
Today I Learned Maya Rudolph of SNL is in a Prince cover band called Princess

https://first-avenue.com/performer/princess-maya-rudolph-gretchen-lieberum/
#til #todayilearned
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1ed3qa1/today_i_learned_maya_rudolph_of_snl_is_in_a/

The concern over "data privacy" should be reframed as being about digital surveillance.

Like, making sure the data is secure and anonymized or whatever isn't as much of an issue as every fucking organization in the world trying to track every goddamn thing I do all the fucking time.

I don't understand why the fuck anyone thinks this is okay. I mean, I do (money), but it's fucking insane.


WMBR Cambridge mastodon (AP)
In 10 mins: on WMBR's Mayan Mix Masters program: Will Wake and Deepfault Deep House Vinyl Record Session at the Chemist (more information: https://wmbr.org/cgi-bin/events?e=26838)

Coding with Jesse mastodon (AP)
me: $1,200.00

bank website: PLEASE ENTER A VALID AMOUNT. AMOUNTS CANNOT CONTAIN A COMMA

me: $1200.00

bank website: THANK YOU. AMOUNT IS $1,200.00
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In their defense some counties use a comma to represent fractional amounts (whereas we use a decimal point). They probably just wanted to make sure you didn't mean $1.200. 😀

Easier to just not allow commas.

Russell T. Davies has announced a new "Doctor Who" spin-off, "The War Between The Land And The Sea." The show will star Russell Tovey and Gugu Mbatha Raw. Both have appeared in the series in the past, but will play new roles. Jemma Redgrave will be back as Kate Lethbridge-Stewart, and Alexander Devrient returns as Colonel Ibrahim. The five-part series was announced at San Diego Comic-Con. Here's more from the BBC.

https://flip.it/T0WCPB

#DoctorWho #BBC #Whovians #TV #Television #SciFi #ScienceFiction
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Can't believe someone had the wild idea to do the Olympics opening ceremony in boats, and they pulled it off! LeBron carrying the US flag while crossing the Seine in the rain is ICONIC.
it's like they were all listening to that Queen song, Ain't No Stopping Us Now
I can't believe people are *celebrating* the Olympics rather than boycotting them for 1) inviting Israelis to the event RIGHT NOW, 2) not enforcing masking, 3) carrying out the US(global hegemon)'s foreign policy propaganda against Russia and Belarus, using the Olympic games as rotten, totalitarian states have used them for centuries. The US/NATO caused that conflict, and support it like we've always supported 1 side of any conflict against Russia.

I'm sure the boats were fun though.

Laffy mastodon (AP)
Keep digging that hole #JDVance...

Via Emptywheel:

In 2023, aspiring Trump VP said it was no big deal for a guy with a spear to threaten a Trump VP.

Will Sommer:

JD Vance weighs in on famous Jan 6 participant "The QAnon Shaman" in a 2023 speech:

“He looked like he’d be a fun guy to have a beer with," should've gotten a lighter prison sentence.
Laffy mastodon (AP)
2/ Via Elie Mystal:

I know that the white media doesn’t want to piss off their meal ticket… but has anybody asked Trump “Do you think childless women should be able to vote?” And if so “Why did you pick a VP candidate who doesn’t?”

Like, id ask him myself but Trump doesn’t exactly return my calls.

I swear to fucking god, it’s one thing for the media to want Trump to win, but what really pissed me off is how AFRAID they are of him that they won’t even press him on BASIC fucking questions
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Rusty Corgi mastodon (AP)
Of course Lake Shore Drive is too focused on cars, why wouldn't it be? /s

Lake Shore Drive is a trash dumpsterfire that separates the city too much from its lakefront :blobfoxtableflip: I'm so tired of these transit designers having their heads shoved so far up the tail pipe of the car industry that they refuse to envision anything else.

Lake Shore Drive should be downsized and replaced with a basic surface boulevard that allows for slower-speed scenic driving but is mainly tailored to easy pedestrian traversal and dedicated public transit lanes/a streetcar system. If you need a highway to commute through the city, maybe take one of the five other expressways they built that destroyed half the city.

As for the south side where it's actually a crucial artery, maybe, I dunno, build the dang Gold Line. :meowpout:

#Chicago #CityPlanning #CTA #PublicTransit #Train #Trains #Illinois

levels checker mastodon (AP)
tests are showing anxiety levels at 64%

(64%) ■■■■■■□□□□
*taps guage* that can't be right, it way too low :blobCatSus:

James Green mastodon (AP)
Oligocene silicified wood from west-central Louisiana. #Fossils #FossilFriday
Dorsal & ventral views of a tabular rectangular rock. The dorsal surface is white to beige with wood grain. The ventral is mostly dark gray with wood grain.

SilverSpookGames mastodon (AP)
As both US candidates support ongoing genocide, remember 95% of we Native Hawaiians voted against annexation, & America illegally occupied our country like it does Palestine, banned our language and culture, destroyed our universal healthcare & rigged the later statehood vote.
In the 1890s, over 95% of we Kanaka Maoli (Hawaiians) signed petitions against the annexation of the sovereign, internationally recognized country of Hawaii by the US. The US has never been democratic with native people. SR ol PETITION AGAINST ANNEXATION. tn 4 - o - To Mis Excelncy WILLIAM NEKINLEY,  Replying to @kbaygirl @BillKristol and @Brimshack Not to overburden stressed Americans, but kanaka maoli also resisted the bogus 1959 Hawali statehood vote...there was no option for independence and eligibility wasn't observed, allowing military members/settlers to “swamp” the vote. It’s hard not to reflect on this fact, now...
Since the US banned our Hawaiian language, it nearly went extinct. Less than 100 kids spoke it in the 80's. Kids are STILL punished for speaking Hawaiian today. The fact we've 30,000+ Hawaiian speakers now is due to our struggle to preserve our culture from eradication by the US.  This little girls teacher told her not to speak Hawaiian or she’ll be punished. This is still happening in 2022. I’'m infuriated. Under international law Native Hawaiians are victims of genocide

Daniel Swain mastodon (AP)
#ParkFire is making another extraordinarily rapid and intense run to north and northeast this evening, & is likely now well over 200,000 acres in size. Extreme fire behavior is again apparent, with three simultaneous rotating pyrocumulonimbi at last count. #CAwx #CAfire [1/2]
1/2

Mary Hilton mastodon (AP)
Or a really pissed off cat lady, because you know cats have claws..and they can rip you to shreds.
https://www.rawstory.com/neil-cavuto/

" ‘This woman could be a barracuda’: Fox host worries Harris will chew up Trump in a debate "
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Steve's Place mastodon (AP)
Fox hosts worry about anyone with an unachievable IQ above 80.
Mary Hilton mastodon (AP)
@WhippoorwillSong Well, we must realize that the Republicans can't say what they want to say in public, and they do it in private. It's undoubtedly filthy sexism and racism all in together. To have a recording of what they actually say about her would be interesting. I'm sure it's awful.

StillIRise1963 mastodon (AP)
I’m at a small airport. I’m the only person wearing a mask in the entire place.
pezworld mastodon (AP)
@stacey_campbell German hiking mentioned above was in April. A friend of mine just returned from China and is nursing a new case of Covid. I was one of the few masked on the travel day mentioned above. I've still never tested positive.
StillIRise1963 mastodon (AP)
@pezworld You’re lucky. I’ve had it once. My husband brought it back from L.A.
@stacey_campbell

now to figure out how to add text to the minima nav bar lol

Ω 🌍 Gus Posey mastodon (AP)
I badly want to boost your posts.

I have a rule that I can only boost posts with #AltText.

Please rescue me from this difficult position and add a description (even a simple one) to each image you post.

The Hill :press: mastodon (AP)
Number of Americans who say US ready for female president dipping: Survey

Since 2015, the number of Americans who say they are ready for a female president has dropped by nine points, according to a new Times/SAY24 poll from YouGov poll. The survey, conducted after President Biden dropped out of the race, was designed to assess the electorate’s beliefs surrounding... #press

https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4782780-americansready-female-president-dipping-survey/?utm_source=press.coop
Mary Hilton mastodon (AP)
As said by the infamous Republican echo paper.
Women are more than ready for a woman POTUS. It's the men whose balls shrivel up at the mention of the idea who don't want it.

Chris Trottier pleroma (AP)
r/WallStreetBets is wrong about a lot of things, but they were 100% right about the GameStop short squeeze – and Citron Research’s role in stock manipulation.

At the time, the mainstream news dismissed them as a bunch of conspiracy theorists.

But now short seller Andrew Left of Citron Research has been charged with 17 counts of securities fraud. He’s alleged to be involved in a massive bait-and-switch scheme to manipulate stock market prices.

He now faces 25 years in prison.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/andrew-left-citron-research-charged-stock-manipulation-scheme-sec-doj/
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Chris Trottier Private Message pleroma (AP)
@nus They definitely had something to go on. The “short squeeze” was literally designed to punish short sellers, with Andrew Left being one of the more prominent among them.

And they made a lot of money because of it too.

Melissa BearTrix mastodon (AP)
Just got in trouble from the gay boys ... I forgot my containers to get food ... Giggles

Boy did one of them carry on ... Giggles ... Gay boys you got to love them

💜 Gay boys

Hugz & xXx
Jigme Datse mastodon (AP)
Dude? You forgot your containers? You deserve a good whipping for forgetting your containers...

Harris has raised so much money that Clarence Thomas wants to go on vacation with her.
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Karen Strickholm mastodon (AP)
😂😂🤣😂

StillIRise1963 mastodon (AP)
I forgot to eat.☹️ I’m masked and fucked.
Jürgen Hubert mastodon (AP)
I developed a technique for eating individual bites while holding up my mask and holding my breath for those long train rides.
StillIRise1963 mastodon (AP)
@juergen_hubert I do something similar. I have some dried blueberries. Going to pop them in my mouth quickly. It’s not optimal, but I don’t want to be hangry when I arrive.
Jürgen Hubert mastodon (AP)
Nuts are pretty good for that, too.




Content warning: JFC....


Openly "Pro-China" & "Pro Russia" Mastodon account, proudly proclaiming they'll vote for Jill Stein.

Zero effort these days, so fucking lazy

#USPOL

Oh good, I see the Americans and their politics has brought extra trolls to Mastodon.

Those of outside the fundraising bubble have to deal with that I guess, our problem now.
Gotta say, telling the mutual aiders "Your problems just aren't important enough right now" is a helluva thing to see as well.

Not everyone online is an American, when will you people understand this?


Ben Royce 🇺🇦 mastodon (AP)
Recently #ElonMusk smearmongered his daughter (his daughter is #trans, she disowned him and changed her last name)

So Vivian decided to break the silence on #Threads:

https://www.threads.net/@vivllainous/post/C91xDGJSUX_

#Musk's original crap on #Twitter (warning, #deadnaming):

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1815519696424161361

#transphobia #lgbtqia

"in a ketamine-fueled haze, he's desperate for attention and validation from an army of degenerate red-pilled incels and pick-mes who are quick to give it to him. Go touch some fucking grass"

DAMN!😆
Musk: "[DEADNAME] was born gay and slightly autistic , two attributes that contribute to gender dysphoria.  

I knew that from when he was about 4 years old and he would pick out clothes for me to wear like a jacket and tell me it was “fabulous!”, as well as his love of musicals & theatre.

But he was not a girl."

There’s a lot of stuff I need to debunk which I will get to don’t worry, but I want to start with what I find the funniest which is the notorious “slightly autistic” tweet. This is gonna be a bit so just bare with me

This is entirely fake. Like, literally none of this ever happened. Ever. I don’t even know where he got this from. My best guess is that he went to the Milo Yiannopoulis school of gay stereotypes, just picked some at random and said “eh- good enough” in a last-ditch attempt to garner sympathy points when he is so obviously in the wrong even in his own fucking story. This entire thing is completely made up and there’s a reason for this. He doesn’t know what I was like as a child because he quite simply wasn’t there, and in the little time that he was I was relentlessly harassed for my femininity and queerness. Obviously he can’t say that, so I’ve been reduced to a happy little stereotype f*g-ing along to use at his discretion. I think that says alot about how he views queer people and children in general.

As for if I’m not a woman… sure, Jan. Whatever you say. I’m legally recognized as a woman in the state of California and I don’t concern myself with the opinions of those who are below me. Obviously Elon can’t say the same because in a ketamine-fueled haze, he’s desperate for attention and validation from an army of degenerate red-pilled incels and pick-mes who are quick to give it to him. Go touch some fucking grass✨
I did not have a “love of musicals & theatre” when I was four, because y’know… I was fucking four. I did not know what these things were. My earliest real experience with musicals was when my twin brother had a hamilton phase in 8th/9th grade and overplayed it so much in the car to the point where for a long time I swore off the entire genre.

I never picked out jackets for him to wear and I was most certainly not calling them “fabulous” because literally what the fuck. I did not use the word fabulous when I was four because once again I would like to reiterate… I was four. Like this is so obvious I don’t even think it warrants explanation but apparently people believe this nonsense so here I am.
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Imagine trying to smear your own child just to get some more clout.
Bill Jorth mastodon (AP)
@faraiwe She is so courageous! What a good model for so many people that have been psychologically abused!

Today I learned mastodon (AP)
TIL that one company owns Louis Vuitton, Tiffany, Dior, Fendi, Givenchy, Marc Jacobs, Stella McCartney, Sephora, and Princess Yachts

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LVMH
#til #todayilearned
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1ed3d4r/til_that_one_company_owns_louis_vuitton_tiffany/
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