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Sam Levine mastodon (AP)
Number of landscaping trucks I had to deal with this morning that decided a bike lane was a perfectly fine place to park as long as they put a cone or sign behind their truck to warn people: 2

#BikeTooter
Sam Levine mastodon (AP)
Number of total fools who did a weird partial stop to make a right on red looked to their left WHERE I WAS COMING FROM and proceeded to almost hit me: 1

I ended up almost on the left center line because I had been picking up speed coming out of a red light and there is a slight downhill at that intersection and I didn't want to slam on the brakes in case someone was closer than I thought behind me.

1/2
Sam Levine mastodon (AP)
The fool then kept trying to pass me on my right (I think?) but got stuck hovering nearly in my blind spot on because see: downhill and I picked up speed. *Finally* takes the first right turn. Because heaven forbid anyone in a car stop and let a bike with right of way actually have that right of way when you can get to the parking lot you are headed into 10 seconds faster.

2/2
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Gondoliere mastodon (AP)
tse, Snoop Dog läuft mit ner Riesen-Fackel durch Paris.
Snoop Dog mit der olympischen Fackel.
Ja! Sollte aber besser ein Riesen Joint sein. Dit wär Stilecht.
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Gondoliere mastodon (AP)
sieht mir eher nach ner Bong aus :blobcatsunglasses:

(btw.: 'Fackel' bedeutet aber auch dasselbe wie Joint)
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ADisorderlyFashion mastodon (AP)
America: home of the political party that will shame you for what you do with whatever set of genitals you have, as well as secondary sex characteristics, and then pick a VP candidate who fucked a couch and looks at dolphin/human porn

Tykayn mastodon (AP)
j'ai pu faire marcher #lynx mais j'arrive pas à voir des pages avec #offpunk.

#smolweb
ploum mastodon (AP)
: n’hésite pas à poster sur la liste utilisateurs en décrivant ton problème

oh no the cats working in the ramen shop are acting like normal cats
a girl with short brown hair is looking at a lunch counter in a restaurant where various cartoon cats are lounging 

she shouts "what happened?"
oh well that explains it
An orange cartoon tabby wearing a blue headband with it's arms crossed is talking to a silver haired xat wearing a blue jacket

the tabby says "where have you been?" you're even wearing clothes"
the silver cat replies "I was over at the chamber of commerce"

OUR COMMON GROUND mastodon (AP)
Be sure to check who you follow or read.

“I am a Black American female woman who would never vote for Kamala Harris.”

#TrumpCriminalCartel #TrumpCrimeCartelOperations
#BlackMastodon #BlackFedi #Yourlyinposts
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Mx. Luna Corbden mastodon (AP)

Content warning: Lewd, USPol, couch, blasphemy

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One political branch in Washington is in awe of a war criminal
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#cartoon by Shahid #Atiqullah (Afghanistan)

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#cartoon by Osama #Hajjaj (Jordan)

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#cartoon by Mohammed #Afefa (Occupied Palestine)
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Paul Hudson mastodon (AP)
Bought myself a new kitchen clock as a treat. Apparently my family are Philistines because they don’t appreciate the importance of this design, so I’m sharing this with you, my fellow geeks 🙂
A Mondaine clock, which is the official Swiss Railways clock design.

The excitement for Kamala Harris is real! Now let's bring that energy to our neighborhoods. Use our All In For Harris toolkit to host events and show your community why the VP is the leader we need. Let's make history together: https://docs.google.com/document/d/16OYJuCJFELRAcqy2M4NM6rPBJ_dtweBEHcI7YMt6lOA/edit

muıııo mastodon (AP)
As my mom would say, I sharpened my face.


NOH8 Campaign mastodon (AP)
#Prop3 gives California voters a chance to repeal the Prop 8 same-sex marriage ban & enshrine marriage equality into the state constitution #LoveWins #NOH8 tinyurl.com/yc2h2us7
#Prop3 gives California voters a chance to repeal the Prop 8 same-sex marriage ban & enshrine marriage equality into the state constitution #LoveWins #NOH8 tinyurl.com/yc2h2us7

Jamie Teh mastodon (AP)
iOS 18 braille screen input command mode is cool and all, but um... how do I do the equivalent of double tap? On a braille display, I'd normally use the routing keys for that. I don't think there's an equivalent chord command unless I'm missing it?
Doug Lawlor hometown (AP)
You can also do a two finger scrub to the right on most controls. If you are focused in an edit box the 3 6 chord must be used.
Kevin R Jones mastodon (AP)
Double tap as a braille command are dots 3 6 chord.

Don't roll your third eye on me
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#cartoon by Maria #Scrivan
Tony diaspora
So funny 😁

Tonight, President Joe Biden said “We are a great nation because we are a good people.”

Earlier today, Donald Trump said: “We are a stupid country that’s led by stupid people.”

Who do you think we are?

And who do you want to be?


#quote by #JoJoFromJerz https://x.com/JoJoFromJerz/status/1816309624322015267
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#vote
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Perfect High Winds...
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#cartoon by Christopher #Weyant
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His chickens came home to roost
Image/photo
#cartoon by John #Deering
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Roel Griffioen mastodon (AP)
Het kabinet dacht: kom we gaan eens het personeelstekort verergeren, de bestaanszekerheid verslechteren en de arbeidsmigratie verder aanjagen, met 1 besluit, knap he?

“Kabinet-Schoof bezuinigt op kinderopvang”

https://www.trouw.nl/cs-bf152971/
Paywalloos: https://archive.vn/2024.07.25-154729/https://www.trouw.nl/politiek/kinderopvang-toch-niet-bijna-gratis-besluit-kabinet~bf152971/?utm_campaign=shared_earned&utm_medium=social&utm_source=copylink
@heuveltop
Dat zal goed zijn voor de personeelstekorten.

En maar mopperen dat zoveel vrouwen part-time werken.


He sure thinks about sex with anything a lot

J.D. Vance ridiculed for accidentally revealing explicit dolphin-based search history

https://www.rawstory.com/jd-vance-dolphin-search-history/


Dhavide Aruliah mastodon (AP)
The pearl-clutching is so hypocritical.

After all, history shows us the RNC would not flinch if she'd said, "You have to grab that door by the p*ssy."
Darwin Woodka mastodon (AP)
I was all thrilled with Elissa Slotkin on the call last night cause she said "shit ton" ;^)


Michael mastodon (AP)
Imagine opening the facebook app and being greeted by #facebook ‘s ‘memory’, only to realise that this post, which clearly no one has looked at for 15 years, has a glaring typo.

I would’ve remained blissfully unaware of this, but now?! What do I do?! What an embarrassing typo to be haunted by 15 full years after the fact! I will never be able to let that go!

Why did you have to show this to me, facebook?! Why?!
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Sander Meijer mastodon (AP)
had a "oh, now I understand moment" when I moved to the German speaking part of Switzerland. Back in the Netherlands you were used to the nice understandable grouping of ctrl-x, ctrl-c and ctrl-v for copy/pasting. Working with SAP there is also ctrl-y as part of copying from SAPGUI. Only in Switzerland it hit me why a Germany company came up with ctrl-y.
Michael mastodon (AP)
@spiezmaestro keyboard layouts are a funny thing, aren’t they?

I’m just glad I don’t have to work with a French keyboard. I had to use one once to type out an email, and boy was it painful…

Cosima Meyer mastodon (AP)
When I heard that there was going to be a book about software engineering and data science by Catherine Nelson, I was excited! I think it's a perfect combination, and as data scientists we can learn so much from software engineers about how to build reliable and good products.

📖https://www.oreilly.com/library/view/software-engineering-for/9781098136192/

#python #datascience #pyladies

Musk risks political fallout by endorsing Trump. Few CEOs are following.
https://www.csmonitor.com/USA/Politics/2024/0726/CEO-Musk-Trump-endorsement-political-risk?utm_source=flipboard&utm_medium=activitypub

Posted into POLITICS @politics-csmonitor

OpenNet mastodon (AP)
В 806 моделях материнских плат выявлен тестовый ключ, позволяющий обойти UEFI Secure Boot

Исследователи безопасности из компании Binarly выявили возможность обхода режима верифицированной загрузки UEFI Secure Boot на более чем 800 моделях материнских плат, выпущенных компаниями Acer, Dell, Fujitsu, Gigabyte, HP, Intel, Lenovo и Supermicro. Проблема получила кодовое имя PKfail и связана с использованием в прошивках не заслуживающего доверия ключа платформы (PK, Platform Key), сгенерированного компанией AMI (American Megatrends International) и поставляемого в качестве тестового примера. Наиболее старые прошивки, в которых использовался тестовый ключ, выпущены в 2012 году, а самые новые датированы июнем 2024 года. По данным исследователей проблеме подвержены более 10% всех проверенных прошивок.

https://www.opennet.ru/opennews/art.shtml?num=61610


micropainter mastodon (AP)
Why is Danielle Smith making evacuees traumatized by the Jasper wildfire wait for seven days for any financial assistance? Has she offered any towns and cities (including in BC) any funding to support the evacuees?

Also, what tears? Didn't see any tissues.

#ableg #Jasper #JasperFire #yyc #yeg

Dominic White mastodon (AP)
I once had the pleasure of working with @mslaviero, and miss his smarts and wit. This blog post on how @ThinkstCanary architects for security is worth a read for many reasons - but the biting insight delivered with a chuckle is what I’m most enjoying.
https://blog.thinkst.com/2024/07/unfashionably-secure-why-we-use-isolated-vms.html
The thing is, cloud architectures can become caricatures of
themselves. AWS' reference design to host WordPress inside
AWS looks like this:
an incredibly complicated diagram with the comment - All this, and still no one reads my blog

Sue Stone mastodon (AP)
"Treating parenthood as some special qualification for civic responsibility is nationalists’ way of compensating for the right’s Trumpian drift away from wholesomeness. True to form, instead of simply celebrating the virtues of having children, their critique is framed mainly as a reason to distrust and delegitimize their political enemies. "

https://thedispatch.com/newsletter/boilingfrogs/jd-vance-cat-ladies/?utm_source=ActiveCampaign&utm_medium=email&utm_content=Baby%20Bust&utm_campaign=Boiling%20Frogs_Everyone_Baby%20Bust
Lee mastodon (AP)
Lance Chance Vance
and
Doomedald Trumpe

The right-leaning media (which is most of it) is repeating the GOP's attacks on Kamala Harris as being a DEI Vice-President. So what does it mean?

When you hear it, or when people ask you "Well isn't she a ...", remember that what it means is this:

They can't actually criticize anything about her record or performance, so they're going after her for not being white and male because that is what energizes their hate-filled base.
That is what it means. And they're beating this drum because Trump is afraid of her. He knows she can beat him.

I made a quick trip to the store this morning and a family of cranes was out and about

It looks like two parents and grown young ones…

#cranes #summer #myphotos
They’re a little miracle every year @Kenny Chaffin. Living in wild kingdom. And they’re not even afraid of people.
Clearly not bothered by cars/people!

This one made me laugh

I have a friend with two cats and one is always judging the behavior of the other. 🤣

#caturdayeveryday #humor
Lol. It is funny to watch.
Jay Bryant diaspora
Same in my house. Daphne is a loon, and Velma has one kitty eyebrow permanently cocked in judgement. 🙂

Primo Natura mastodon (AP)
"Germany records its wettest year ever: What’s needed to protect citizens during deadly floods?"

#Germany #Climate #ClimateChange

https://www.euronews.com/green/2024/07/23/germany-records-its-wettest-year-ever-whats-needed-to-protect-citizens-during-deadly-flood

Happy Festival to all those music nerds at WOMAD this weekend, see and experience some wonderful things!

#WOMAD

Today I learned mastodon (AP)
TIL In 1965 part of the training to be a Medic in Vietnam included the Dog Lab where they had to shoot a Dog (Patient) with a .22 (in the thigh) and then treat the wound successfully

https://youtu.be/zM6MAM-Qtic?t=1195
#til #todayilearned
https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/1ecrtt2/til_in_1965_part_of_the_training_to_be_a_medic_in/

trinib mastodon (AP)
It's the last friday of the month! That means it's time for a new episode of our monthly #punk rock special, Blank Generation!

it's free! just hit play!

https://hearthis.at/trinib/episode-132/
#Punk

ArcticIceDaily mastodon (AP)
Current arctic sea ice concentration & extent

#Alaska #Arctic #Climate #ClimateChange #Earth #ice #iceshelf #nsidc #research #Russia #SeaIce #snow
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