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Laffy mastodon (AP)
🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ #Trump
shauna @goldengateblond.bsk... •3h
Burnett finally being rewarded for keeping those Apprentice tapes locked up

Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump:
It is my great honor to appoint Mark Burnett as the Special Envoy to the United Kingdom. With a distinguished career in television production and business, Mark brings a unique blend of diplomatic acumen and international recognition to this important role.
Mark is known for creating and producing some of the biggest shows in Television History, including
"Survivor," "Shark Tank," "The Voice" and, most notably, "The Apprentice." He is the former Chairman of MGM, and has won 13 Emmy Awards!
Mark will work to enhance diplomatic relations, focusing on areas of mutual interest, including trade, investment opportunities, and cultural exchanges.
Congratulations Mark!

Candi mastodon (AP)
I can’t help but laugh at her ridiculousness. Derpy Daisy looks like Demonic Daisy when she does this. 🤣 #dogsofmastodon
My golden retriever lying down with her signature toothy smile

#Caturday
#CatsOfMastodon
#ChinnyTheCat
The cat is hanging out with the holiday stuffed animals, 😀😆
cat hanging out on a shelf with a bunch of stuff beanie babies
cat on the shelf with some stuffed animals sniffing at one of them

Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1706915/ Chaos unfolds in Russia: A man sets fire to a post office in Leningrad Oblast, while a series of explosions rock Moscow and St. Petersburg as unknown individuals launch fireworks and firecrackers in post offices and banks. #Ukraine #UkraineWar #UkraineWarVideoReport
Chaos unfolds in Russia: A man sets fire to a post office in Leningrad Oblast, while a series of explosions rock Moscow and St. Petersburg as unknown individuals launch fireworks and firecrackers in post offices and banks.

Drinking first thing in the morning isn't good for you, Asahi.
A figure of Asahi Serizawa beside a bottle of Asahi beer. Asahi has her front bangs pulled back with a dinosaur hair pin. She's wearing a white t-shirt with gray short sleeves and color. In the middle of the shirt, the word Young is written. She is also wearing black gym shorts. She is stretching as if she's waking up from bed. One eye is closed, but the eye that is open appears to be looking at the bottle of Asahi beer.

OhSnap!Dragon mastodon (AP)
#Cats and Leonardo DiCaprio, walking in, fucking shit up, and walking out since the 1980s.
#Caturday
#CatsOfMastodon
Two-panel image, one is a tabby kitten strutting on hind lags like a human, swinging arms, and one showing Leonardo DiCaprio walking the same way
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Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1706912/ Ukraine’s First All-Robot Assault Force Just Won Its First Battle #News #WorldNews
Ukraine’s First All-Robot Assault Force Just Won Its First Battle

Knold wishes everyone a happy pre-Christmas #Caturday

#CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfFediverse #Cats #SiberianCats #Knold
Close-up of a grey Siberian cat sitting upright on a grey wool cat bed beneath a small coffee table. He is sitting with his front towards the camera. He is very fluffy, especially his large majestic mane.
Close-up of a grey Siberian cat lying in a grey wool cat bed. He is wearing a small red and white “santa hat” on top of his hat. His eyes are closed as he is very relaxed (probably napping). He is very fluffy, so much that his large mane obscures whatever is behind it.

P.S.: No cats were harmed during the taking of the photo, he doesn’t mind 😺

jaja mastodon (AP)
"Sandy Claws" teableau for 12/21/24

#Tea #Teableau #TeaCozy #TeaCosy #WhiteTea #Christmas #December #Handmade #Sewing #Dogs #AdagioTeas
A tea tableau in white and red with dog-themed china & fabric, and a dog plushie  and dog ornaments. The tea is White Strawberry Basil white tea from Adagio.


Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1706909/ Biden signs government funding bill, averting shutdown crisis #Politics #U.S.Politics #UnitedStates
Biden signs government funding bill, averting shutdown crisis


Kat mastodon (AP)
Happy #Caturday everyone. Hope you've had a good one. Here's a pic of my girls looking a bit like they're posing for an album cover 😸

#Cats
#CatsOfMastodon
Image is of a tortoiseshell and white cat (Ajani) sat in a loaf type position on top of a tumble drier next to a grey cat bed. In the grey cat bed is a tuxedo cat (Mitzi) sat up. Both of them are staring at the camera.

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Brian Clark mastodon (AP)
Today’s a good day for a nap.
#catsofmastodon #caturday #cats
A napping grey cat curled up into a circle with a paw covering its eyes to block out the light.

Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1706907/ Justin Baldoni Dropped From WME After Blake Lively Files Complaint Accusing Him of Sexual Harassment #Entertainment #UnitedStates
Justin Baldoni Dropped From WME After Blake Lively Files Complaint Accusing Him of Sexual Harassment

Mr. Funk E. Dude mastodon (AP)
Just in case some of you get any ideas.

If you're out shopping and see someone stealing diapers, formula, or food...

NO, YOU FUCKING DIDN'T.

If you see someone stealing condoms or medical supplies...

NO, YOU FUCKING DIDN'T.

You didn't see shit. You didn't hear shit. You don't know shit.

Got it?
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Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1706905/ Taking advantage of the conservatory warmth. Might charge them rent. #CasualUK #UnitedKingdom
Taking advantage of the conservatory warmth. Might charge them rent.

Muse diaspora
strange convo
Oh dear!

Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1706901/ Je suis en (et un) danger. #france #Memes #rance
Je suis en (et un) danger.

Top human-caused threats to birds in the USA - excluding Thanksgiving & Xmas

via https://usafacts.org/
A pie chart visualized the estimated top human-caused threats to birds in the US. Cats kill the majority of birds (2.4 billion per year) followed by Collisions at 846 million. Of those, 71% are collisions with glass (599m). The remainder are collisions with vehicles. 0.03% with wind-turbines.

Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1706899/ SANTA IS SCOTTISH – The Sweaty Jocks #Scotland #UnitedKingdom
SANTA IS SCOTTISH - The Sweaty Jocks

Billthoo mastodon (AP)
Tokyo
UN54 film (dev D96)
Leica R8 + Elmarit R 35/2.8

Still catching up with 2023 film scanning…

#BelieveInFilm
#Photography
Black and white film photo of fairy lights on a tree in Tokyo. Black and white film photo of Japanese slippers in a store window in Tokyo.
Black and white film photo of a train platform in Tokyo.

crkⓋ mastodon (AP)

Tom Casavant mastodon (AP)
Tennessee gave themselves frostbite before the game- which explains their performance #cfb
Screenshot of Threads post: Ohio State fans talked about the weather all week just
for Tennessee players not to care AT ALL

Media from Threads post: is a screenshot of a different post that says "Tennessee's players are met by a roar from the crowd as they run out shirtless It's 25 degrees in Columbus right now"
#CFB

Muse diaspora
Lolita fashion
It's international Lolita fashion day! I have my dress, but I'm too busy moving house to get all silly!

Muse diaspora
Oh! That is a perk!
Karl Auerbach diaspora
That reminds me - we have bats nesting in one of the walls of our house. We want to move them to a better location (we want to put up a bat-house) on the outside of the wall; we don't want to harm the bats - we kinda like them being around.

Anathema Device mastodon (AP)
💪🏼
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Australian law firm files class action against Johnson & Johnson over 'ineffective' cold and flu medication - ABC News

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2024-12-20/drug-phenylephrine-class-action-johnson-and-johnson/104750806

Muse diaspora
I've just finished reading Starter Villain by John Scalzi.
SO relevant!


https://youtube.com/watch?v=SK2znfvG0r8
⚡️🇺🇦Nightly Address of President Volodymyr Zelensky At The End of Day 1032 of Russia’s Full-Scale Invasion of Ukraine | Day 3958 of Russia’s Invasion of Crimea (Dec 21) | with English Subtitles (Office of the President of Ukraine Official VIDEO) #Ukraine #NukesForUkraine #SouthKorea #Japan #Press #Taiwan #Media #NukesOrNATO #USA #US #UK #EU #NATO #News #UnitedStates #EuropeanUnion #UnitedKingdom #russiaUkraineWar #10yrInvasionofUkraine

Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1706897/ Farmers protest over Asda’s ‘exclusion of NI produce’ #NorthernIreland #UnitedKingdom
Farmers protest over Asda's 'exclusion of NI produce'

Muse diaspora
I somehow missed this. Hang on! The punchline comes at the end!

https://youtu.be/BW8Aleq2Hn0?si=nFJfaWjMpKXUU36p
@clarice overhere
Jabba the Hutt?! haha! oh now, really...
vale Tardar Sauce, you beautiful girl ❤
Muse diaspora
She was in fact making happy eyes during the whole interview!

jesse jarnow mastodon (AP)
#NowReading - at last, a snappy answer to the eternal question, "who watches the watchmen?" jeffrey lewis does! his super fun "watchmen" book blew my mind repeatedly, connecting many things i didn't notice in/between the panels (& a few i did). https://the-jeffrey-lightning-lewis-store.myshopify.com/products/revelations-in-the-wink-of-an-eye-my-insane-musings-on-nbsp-watchmen-from-conspiracies-to-stupidities @bookstodon #comics #comix #books
Book: Revelations in the Wink of an Eye: My Insane Musings on Watchmen From Conspiracies to Stupidities by Jeffrey Lewis
Pieter mastodon (AP)
oooohhh I'm gonna check the local comic store.... hope they can get it for a reasonable price
Taylor Jessen mastodon (AP)
Ooh, added it to my list!

Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1706895/ From what I hear about the Navy I’m sure he would fit right in #GreatBritish #GreatBritishMemes #Memes #UnitedKingdom
From what I hear about the Navy I'm sure he would fit right in

spiegelmama mastodon (AP)
How I started my #caturday - with Nibbler on my long lap, TLC leaning on me (which for her is practically lap-sitting), and my husband folding laundry on his side of the bed. #CatsOfMastodon #CatsOfInfoSec #TheLadyCatherine #TheLadyCatherineAndNibbler #Nibbler
Scene on a bed in a sunny bedroom. My legs are sausages under the striped comforter. A fluffy brown tabby stretches out in a fine cat baguette, his head and shoulders between my feet, tail and his feet tucked, turning his head toward me. On the outside of my legs leans a chubby brown tabby with shiny fur and stripes in almost a wood grain pattern, also in a cat baguette form but with one tiny white paw sticking out. Piled next to her are some folded t-shirts and sweatshirts.

Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1706892/ TfL Refund #London #UnitedKingdom
TfL Refund
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