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Doing some #Christmas #baking today and I invented a tool for extracting pretzels from molten chocolate. I took a plastic fork and cut the 2 middle tines out of it.
#holidays #holidaybaking
Photo of a double boiler bowl full of melted chocolate and a 2-tine fork with a chocolate covered pretzel hanging off it. Some other pretzels are floating in melted chocolate.

Phil Sturgeon mastodon (AP)
Tesla was blocking the free charger at the gym, so I went to go find the driver.

I started asking middle aged white men, starting with the baldest.

It was the second baldest.

Bill mastodon (AP)
“If everybody minded their own business, the world would go around a great deal faster than it does.”

― Lewis Caroll, Alice in Wonderland
Their twisted morality inflicted on all, over a shared delusion by most religions.

They're still here: The curious evolution of Westboro Baptist Church

religionnews.com
Melissa BearTrix mastodon (AP)
I need to know why God hates my ears ... What's wrong with them ... Giggles

Hugz & xXx
Bill mastodon (AP)
@Melissabeartrix ~ Your ears are fine dear friend. Carry on . . . mischief to be made and you are lagging. ❤️ 😂
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Wendy Siegelman mastodon (AP)
Forbes reported JD Vance-backed video platform Rumble (listed publicly in 2022 thru Howard Lutnick Cantor Fitzgerald SPAC & closely aligned w/Truth Social) was running out of cash

https://www.forbes.com/sites/kylemullins/2024/12/20/the-jd-vance-backed-youtube-clone-rumble-is-finally-relevant-but-its-running-out-of-cash/

No more - Rumble filing announced $775Mil strategic investment from Tether
- Rumble CEO Pavlovski will retain control
- $250mil of proceeds will solidify balance sheet and accelerate growth
- Remaining proceeds will fund offer of up to 70 mil shares

#Rumble

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1830081/000121390024111292/ea022562201ex99-1_rumble.htm
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Miro Collas mastodon (AP)
Google translate:
"The occupation army demands that patients and doctors evacuate Kamal Adwan Hospital"

https://x.com/AHM3D_HAMDAN/status/1870557431543275654

#AhmedHamdan
#Palestine #Gaza #Israel
@palestine

Laffy mastodon (AP)
“The man believed to have killed at least five people after driving into Christmas market shoppers in #Germany is a fan of Elon #Musk and backs "conspiracy ideologue" #AlexJones, according to German publication Der Spiegel.”
https://www.newsweek.com/germany-magdeburg-terrorism-musk-2004573
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Laffy mastodon (AP)
@GGMcBG Maybe he's a stickler for efficiency

Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1706439/ André Pestana, líder do STOP, anuncia candidatura à Presidência da República #portugal
André Pestana, líder do STOP, anuncia candidatura à Presidência da República

It's a Friday, which is a great day to read about how right-wing organization Dallas Justice Now's X/Twitter account has benefitted from various spam-for-hire services.
https://conspirator0.substack.com/p/astroturfing-in-the-lone-star-state

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Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1706437/ Moet ik een huis kopen? #netherlands
Moet ik een huis kopen?

Kim Perales mastodon (AP)
“The far-R Cato Inst. is feeding its poison to Musk/Ramasmarmy, giving them advice on how to disassemble America and sell it off for parts.

1. Raise the retirement age by 3 yrs. Currently, you can take early retirement at 62 -full at 67. Raise: to 65 & 70….

2. Reduce the annual COLA Adjustments. They want to use Chained CPI.

3. 3. Reduce the initial benefits. Cato wants the initial benefit to instead be based on consumer prices….
-DC Petterson

#USPOl #GOPSabotage https://www.cato.org/white-paper/cato-institute-report-department-government-efficiency-doge
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MostlyHarmless mastodon (AP)
Well, do you?


fc mastodon (AP)
#Caturday news just in, direct from your intrepid reporter atop the toaster oven: I am TOTALLY allowed up onto the kitchen counter and especially on potentially hot appliances.

#CatsOfMastodon
My tawny-toned tabby-striped kitty sits up on the toaster oven, her little white mittens grabbing the front edge, and leans into the camera with an earnest look.
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Chuck Darwin mastodon (AP)
Ukrainian forces successfully attacked Russian positions using only ground and first person view (FPV) drones
-- instead of infantry, an army spokesperson claimed on Dec. 20.

Speaking on national TV, Sergeant Volodymyr Dehtiarov,
spokesperson for the Khartiia Brigade of the National Guard of Ukraine, said
“dozens of units of robotic and unmanned equipment”
supported by surveillance drones
were used in the assault near the village of Lyptsi, north of Kharkiv.

Dehtiarov said the drones included ground systems equipped with machine guns, and kamikaze FPV drones.

Commenting on the reports, the Institute for the Study of War (ISW) said
the attack highlighted the difference in attitude towards front line troops shown by Moscow and Kyiv.

"Ukrainian officials have repeatedly highlighted Ukraine's efforts to utilise technological innovations and asymmetric strike capabilities
to offset Ukraine's manpower limitations
-- in contrast with Russia's willingness to accept unsustainable casualty rates for marginal territorial gains," the ISW said.

Russian military losses in its full-scale invasion of Ukraine have exceeded 750,000 Russian soldiers,
and are expected to surpass 1 million Russian troops within six months,
U.K. Under-Secretary of Defense Luke Pollard said on Dec. 19.

The U.K.'s latest estimate is in line with figures from Ukraine's General Staff,
which, as of Dec. 19, sits at 768,220 troops lost since the start of the war.

The figures do not specify killed or wounded, though the overall consensus is that it includes dead, wounded, missing, and captured.

"It is highly likely that they have sustained significant combat casualties,
whilst only achieving limited tactical gains," Pollard told British parliamentarians on Dec. 19.

Russia has gained ground in eastern Ukraine and Kursk Oblast in recent months
but at the cost of heavy casualties.

Russian losses reached record highs in November and December,
with a daily high of 2,030 troops lost in November,
marking the highest daily loss since the beginning of Russia's full-scale invasion in 2022.

Russian losses exceeded 45,000 troops and $3 billion worth of equipment in November.

👉 Ukraine is developing numerous new types of drone systems.

Military tech developers created a new unmanned ground vehicle (UGV)
with the ability to carry explosives and drive under armored vehicles,
the project's spokesperson, Viktoriia Kovalchuk, told Business Insider on Oct. 25.

The UGV, named Ratel S or "Honey Badger",
was developed as part of the #Brave1 government initiative.

The initiative was launched in April to invest in defense tech innovations
that can be utilized by the Ukrainian military,
as well as serve as a platform to connect the industry's stakeholders.

"The main idea is that the robot (Ratel S) is used as
a mobile warhead
that carries anti-tank mines or other explosive devices,"
said Kovalchuk,
adding that it can run for 40–50 minutes at an average speed
or for up to two hours at a slower speed.
https://kyivindependent.com/for-first-time-ukraine-attacks-russian-positions-using-solely-ground-fpv-drones/
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Alley Stoughton mastodon (AP)
Episode 450: Music for solo piano by Harry Bulow, Frank Horvat, Devonté Hynes, Missy Mazzoli & William C. White - featuring Christina Petrowska Quilico, Adam Tendler, Joseph Vaz & Haewon Yang - on Not Brahms and Liszt Monday (12/23/24) 4-5:30pm ET on WMBR Cambridge 88.1 FM streaming on https://wmbr.org

#Cambridge #Boston #MIT #WMBR #Radio #ModernClassical #Piano

@wmbr @contemporarymusic
Cover of Adam Tendler’s New Amsterdam Records album “Inheritances”, featuring a split image with a photo of a young smiling, shirtless man on a rocky beach on the left, fading to yellow on the right. Cover of William C. White and Joseph Vaz’s Navona Records album “Galanteries”, featuring a graphic with six fragments of a piano arrayed in the center on a yellow background.
Cover of Frank Horvat and Christina Petrowska Quilico’s Navona Records album “More Rivers”, featuring a graphic in blues and white of irregular semi-connected shapes. Cover of the Navona Records album “Haewon Yang Plays the Piano Works of Harry Bulow”, featuring a blurred photo of skyscrapers at night.

Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1706431/ Lietuva paminėta LTT #lithuania

NotSteve_ lemmy (AP)

Singh says NDP will vote to bring down Trudeau government

NDP Leader Jagmeet Singh says his party will bring forward a motion of non-confidence to bring down the Trudeau government in the next sitting of the House of Commons.

"The Liberals don't deserve another chance," Singh wrote in a letter on Friday. "That's why the NDP will vote to bring this government down."
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Pixel lemmy (AP)
A Liberal leadership convention would require ~4-5 months. The Liberals would name an interim leader elected by caucus if JT steps down.
CanadaPlus lemmy (AP)
Really? Do you have a link to bylaws or something?

A couple seems like plenty of notice to me under the circumstances.

Laffy mastodon (AP)
Via Kyle Griffin:

The Senate has approved legislation to expand Social Security benefits for workers who received government pensions or disability payments — sending the measure to President Biden's desk to be signed into law.
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Brian Hawthorne mastodon (AP)
Having just retired from my second career as a public servant in Massachusetts, I was very happy to see this finally pass, 41 years after Reagan’s social security cuts. I had a career where I paid into social security for 20 years. I then had a second career as a public servant where my starting salary dropped to a third of what it had been. I then spent 20 years paying into the state pension system. Because I am disabled and had to retire after “only” 20 years, I am getting about half of the full pension amount.

Under Reagan’s “windfall elimination provision”, I would have lost almost half of my social security benefits, despite having fully paid in to the system from 1984 to 2004. Repealing this is basic fairness.
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Jayson1985 mastodon (AP)
#Europa #Irland #Dublin #Navan #Bahnen

#Bahnstrecke #M3Parkway #Reaktivierung

Irland -

Beginn der Projektentwicklung für die Bahnstrecke Navan - M3 Parkway:

https://www.lok-report.de/news/europa/item/54875-irland-beginn-der-projektentwicklung-fuer-die-bahnstrecke-navan-m3-parkway.html
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Dgar mastodon (AP)
Don’t let anybody ruin your day.

It’s your day.

Ruin it yourself.
Bruce Heerssen mastodon (AP)
If the level of bullshit surrounding me is any indication, today is not, in fact, my day.
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David Reamer mastodon (AP)
Dec 21, 1917, the sun's low path on the winter solstice as seen from Government Hill looking south over Ship Creek and towards Anchorage proper. Photo by H.G. Kaiser. #alaskahistory #anchoragehistory #WinterSolstice


onecaliberal mastodon (AP)
https://futurism.com/elon-musk-investigated-violating-terms-top-secret-clearance
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Pablonius Monk mastodon (AP)
Sick of screens, families are giving kids old Walkmen and MP3 players 🎧

Families are turning to classics like cassettes and CDs to separate listening time from smartphones.

Where do kids get MP3s in a post Napster world? Multiple parents we spoke to use free tools that turn YouTube music videos into MP3s, or burn their own old CDs. Local libraries also have free options for downloading music files; all you need is your library card.

🎁🔗: https://wapo.st/41MTX8K


Victoria Venery mastodon (AP)
My cat acts as my alarm clock. If I'm not out of bed when I'm supposed to be she yells at me.

Which is less useful on the weekends. #caturday

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Noam Bergman diaspora
I think that's me today!

David diaspora
Huh. That's odd. Waiters wait. It looks like the original meaning of "wait" was "watch" or "attend to."
Khurram Wadee diaspora
Hence such (absurd) titles as Lady in Waiting.

Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1706348/ Ukrainian drone operators attack North Korean infantry with heavy “Baba Yaga” UAVs during the night in the Kursk Oblast. #CombatFootage #Conflicts
Ukrainian drone operators attack North Korean infantry with heavy "Baba Yaga" UAVs during the night in the Kursk Oblast.
preferred mastodon (AP)
with a fucking PENCIL!!! 💝

EDIT: - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ATMAza1TXg
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Ricardo Harvin mastodon (AP)
The exaggerated, white-toothed grin, wide eyes, and head bobbing, are all just cooning. Made worse because it's for #Walmart.

#BustaRhymes #Christmas #tv #ad #coon #cooning

Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1706427/ Færre afviste asylansøgere venter på at komme hjem #denmark

Laffy mastodon (AP)
😂

Via Kyle Griffin:

Failed Arizona Senate candidate and failed Arizona gubernatorial candidate Kari Lake says at a far-right event that she "[doesn't] want to run again" for elected office.

Europe Says mastodon (AP)
https://www.europesays.com/1706425/ He has to be either AI, or he’s stuck in a «Typical Average American» dungeon against his will. #norway

taz mastodon (AP)
Ein Ex-Profi ist Staatspräsident, Nationalspieler machen Reklame für die Regierungspolitik. Kritische Stimmen aus dem Sport werden verunglimpft. https://taz.de/!6052811

Takako 🐀 mastodon (AP)
I swear there’s a portal in the yard.

#BunnyButtFriday #cottontail
Long exposure shot in which the cottontail wiggled the butt, that caused the motion blur and the bunny looks like she’s emerging from an invisible portal in the courtyard lawn.
The street light makes the evergreen trees to cast shadows.
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mhoye mastodon (AP)
It is hard to believe that Spotify thinks it has a promising future as a generated-background-noise company.

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